Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

September 20, 2012

What aspiring D lister and future porn star disappeared for a few weeks while she recovered from getting some work done to her face. She wants to look younger.

Courtney Stodden

49 comments:

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

it didn't help she still has a witchypoo face

Diana G said...

Oh geez.... :-/

La Descarada said...

No surprise there.

nolachickee said...

She does look kind of old for her age...

Nemesis said...

Look younger? Isn't she already supposed to be 12?

mynerva said...

For fucks sake, she's about 12 anyway.

Derek said...

Isn't she like eighteen? Who does she want to look like a Gymboree model?!

mynerva said...

Mind reader!

Kelsey said...
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Noel said...

How much younger does she want to be? A fetus?

Renoblondee said...

That was an easy one!

Redd said...

roughest looking teenager ever

hotchacha said...

If she just had that man surgically removed, she'd look a lot younger.

Its just U said...

That is so sad. Whoever abused her when she was a child should be hunted down and hurt.
I feel bad for her. Imagine being so desperately unhappy in your life at such a young age.

DewieTheBear said...

And yet she continues to look older and older...

Alita said...

Courtney Stodden is totally this generation's Marilyn Munroe or Pam Anderson.

Completely underrated.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I am more interested in her boobs, as very gross it may sound. Some say they are fake, some say they are real. Sometimes she posts topless pics (covered) and they are much smaller than you would expect. I say real (or RILL, as she says). Girlfriend just has a good pushup bra.

For some reason I am oddly fascinated with this girl, like some are with Honey Boo Boo. Trainwrecks on their way to crazytown.

tflamb said...

The sad thing is too is if she would stop getting makeup and fashion advice from street hookers, she might actually look appealing. At it stands she is 18 going on 50 who is trying desperately to look 30.

B626 said...

Younger appeals to the perv crowd,yeah that does include her groom.

:| raven |: said...

i knew she looked different .. but not younger. i knew she had some work done, but no one ever said anything about it.

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

she knows her only fan base is pedophiles after she turned 18 she has to find ways to pander to her fan base she is a monster to women and young girls who foster this kind of behavior in men

Nemesis said...

Underrated? What is it she does actually, other than make weird faces at her nasty pedo hubby?

Kelsey said...

She already looks so awful for her age. Is she going for a medal of trainwreckery?

Amy said...

There was a brief moment this fall when she wore her hair in a middle part and without all the tease and spray, and it's like she transformed -- no one recognized her, she really did look beautiful. And then overnight she went back to Real Housewives territory.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Nemesis: being a lizzard.
Have you ever seen her licking her lips in interviews and talking to her hubby? It is SCARY.

Violet E said...

If she wants to look younger, all she needs to do is stop caking on all that makeup. It ages her horribly. She could be pretty if she wanted to.

Nemesis said...

@Shit you can't buy
Yes. It frightens me.

Del Riser said...

She might try washing off the tons of makeup, lose the five inch lucite heels, the absurd push up bras, the pouty duck face, and dress like an eighteen year old. If we saw her in jeans and a crisp white t-shirt with washed hair and no makeup we wouldn't recognize her. Mr Perv would actually look like her grandfather.

DewieTheBear said...

Nememsis - she's the Marilyn Monroe of making the duckface.

(Honestly that "underrated" comment has to be trolling, right? LOL)

Redd said...

hyped up on adderall and coke causes all that twitching and spasmimg she proudly displays

hunter said...

Well it worked, she looks much better and less "hard" ever since her "makeover" which they claimed had 0% to do with surgery. Liars!

Jacqueline said...

No way she is still in her teens.

FrenchGirl said...

i also thought her breasts were fake but it's only her push-up bra(there is a pic on her blog when you can see it) and i guess the problem is her make-up(she only changed her make-up)

rejectedcarebear said...

Ha my boss also disappeared for similar reasons

Nemesis said...

@Dewey
I hope so. I was wondering how that person could possibly be serious.

Tuxedo Cat said...

This is such a shame. I've seen a couple of pictures of her before she was "discovered" and she is such a natural, stunning beauty. The same with Heidi Montag. She was really something.

Kelsey said...

Her twitter is so amazing though

@CourtneyStodden 2013 belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams #NewYear

@CourtneyStodden Write it in your heart that everyday is the best day of the year. pic.twitter.com/zIzkcdlk

@CourtneyStodden The prettiest makeup a girl can wear is a smile 

and that is only in the last 24 hours

Elementally said...

@Amy, The key word there is "unrecognizable". She would have looked like any other "off the bus" actress who hit town. Caked and Baked, she is recognized especially if she is dragging her Pedobear along.

Sugar said...

Courtney! She is my fav!

Michelle said...

Didn't Stodden's camp learn anything from Heidi Montag's desperate, I mean, drastic plastic overhaul? What little notoriety Heidi got from that fiasco wasn't enough because her 15 minutes of fame ended right after that. Hey, maybe Stodden's procedures will turn out worthwhile after all.

gr8p said...

I want her to look younger! hahaha Cuz she damn sure doesn't look 18! hahaha And when did she disappear? I missed that 20 minutes. I must have been in the bath or something.

Alita said...

It was a joke! Courtney said an interview once that she wanted to embody the glamour of old Hollywood - like Marilyn or Pam Anderson. Hysterical!

Nemesis said...

Ohh....I missed that interview. But then again I don't try and keep up with whatever insane rantings she spews out of those lizard lips of hers.

Mango said...

I won't talk smack about her after what Himmmm revealed about her.

catlady1234 said...

if you don't know what monarch programming/mk ultra is... look it up. she is a product of this.

Sherry said...

This never ends well.

Me said...

little girl has issues. sad.

Michelle said...

@CatLady, I think Brittney, Lilo, and others are, too. While I sometimes snark on them, I largely feel so sorry for them and want to set them free and show them what real love, self care, and true happiness is. I used to want to be an actress in my youth but am so grateful I avoided that trap.

Sherry said...

Truly everyone on the interwebs railed about how there was no way she could be her supposed age so rather than stop having mama do her hooker make-up, dress age appropriate, fix her teeth, remove the 3 push up bras, and make her hair more au courant she got plastic surgery. Yup, everyone in her camp including her are geniuses!