Hugh Hefner is 86 years old
. He must be feeling his oats though because according to the Daily Star, he wants to give Crystal Harris a baby. I'm not sure how Crystal feels about this considering she would probably have to have sex with Hugh multiple times to try and make that happen and that if the child graduates from high school Hugh would probably be dead, and if he is alive, he would be pushing 105. That is if they got started right now. Of course, when you are 86, you are probably not pushing to many things down the road. Dinner at 4, bed by 7, up at 4 a.m. wondering where the hell the bathroom is. I think Tony Randall was older than Hugh when he had a baby with his wife who was also 60 something years younger. I'm too lazy to check though. At some point, you have to ask yourself, what kind of father are you going to be if you are pushing 90 when your child is born.