Thursday, January 24, 2013

Jenelle Evans Drama

Honestly, if we could just make the Teen Mom cast slightly bigger stars this would be the best gossip ever. I mean, it just does not get much more scandalous than this. You have a couple that has been married for 51 days and split twice. Courtland Rogers cheated last week. He also has apparently got a woman pregnant. Meanwhile Courtland says that Jenelle Evans is not pregnant and that they needed the money so said she was pregnant and sold the story for $20K. Jenelle has admitted that she is smoking pot which would be really bad if she is pregnant. Jenelle is living with her ex who says he would never have sex with her because of all the men and drugs and needles Jenelle has used. Jenelle has filed five assault charges against Courtland including one against an unborn child so hopefully she is pregnant or she is going to jail for lying on a police report. This is good stuff. You make this an A list actress and it is gossip gold for a year.

37 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Usually I'm all for Teen Mom stories, but I can't with her anymore.

Maximus said...

Except if she were an A list actress she likely wouldn't be this messed up. It takes work and image to get to A list.

FSP said...

Meh

LottaColada said...

But she's not an A list actress and this is all just sad.

ethorne said...

Uggghhh

Tuxedo Cat said...

More Bread and Circuses for these poor kids.

JSierra said...

I am beginning to think Enty has a little thing going for Jenelle here.

seaward said...

She's living with an ex? Is it Kieffuuhhhh???? Or maybe just that pervy James Duffy who doesn't matter. Someone let me know if it's Kieffuuhhh, so I can look forward to more appearances by the Green Hoodie.
Oh and also, PLEASE let the pregnancy be a lie, omg.

LottaColada said...

@seaward, it's some guy named Gary Head. Seriously.

JSierra said...

Also, please correct me if I am wrong here because the extent of my medical knowledge is watching ER with my dad for a few years, so I don't exactly know what I am talking about.

But isn't it not a big deal if you smoke weed while cooking a baby?

zombiecrush said...

it's definitely not a "big deal" to smoke weed while pregnant... as long as you're not doing it every day. it's like casual wine drinking-- it's ok when pregnant, as long as it's in moderation.

seaward said...

@lotta Aw, man :/

@JSierra Google Melanie Dreher if you're curious. She has done tons of research in Jamaica on women smoking pot throughout pregnancy, but for ~some reason~, her research is suppressed in the US.

JSierra said...

Wow Seaward that is some interesting stuff! Thanks for the info, I wasn't sure if I had imagined that or if I was told that.

All about Eve said...

This girl is so messed up, hope she faked the pregnancy.

@seaward, I will have to google her.

Brooke said...

I'll probably get my ass handed to me on a plate, but here goes: I smoked the wacky tobaccy for most of my second pregnancy, and my baby turned out fine. The only difference is she is slightly smaller than my first was at this point. She hovers around the 45-50th percentile of height & weight, where my first has always been in the 90th percentile for height and the 75th for weight. My first was 8 pounds 6 ounces, my second was 8 pounds.

My second pregnancy was so stressful, my husband was gone for 12-15 hours a day doing work & school, and I had a two year old and a full-time job that kept giving me shit because I was missing work because I was so sick all the time because I was pregnant, (seriously, they threatened to write me up because I used up all my sick time and still had to take time off - magically they lost all my doctors notes) that by the 5th month, I needed something to take the edge off. It's safer than the Vicoden I got from the ER when I went in for pains in my first trimester.

J Sara said...

Your honesty is refreshing! I'm glad you made it through such a tough time :)

Ari said...

This is stupid

Groovy said...

Marijuana itself does not harm a growing fetus. The butane from a lighter or the resin from a bowl will though. Use a clean bowl, hemp wick and organic pot and mama is good to go!

plrtz glrb said...

Housos! All the people in my neighbourhood could have a reality show if you consider this entertainment

Joan Reed said...

I smoked a little bit early on my first pregnancy. I felt really bad afterwards, not guilty (well a little) but I felt cramps and really weak, almost a drop in blood pressure type feeling. So I stopped.

I had a big baby though! 8lbs 9oz and 21" long.

Brea McCain said...

I agree with J sara. I have read on some boards that pot can help with women who have extreme morning sickness. I also think pot is safer than taking some antidepressants while pregnant. Not flaming people who may have to take them while pregnant.

JSierra said...

No flame here Brooke, I love my bud so it's good to know that if I ever get prego it is still an option, especially because I take Wellbutrin and I don't want to risk those side effects.

I can't get enough of Melanie Dreher, what an interesting lady.

Brooke said...

@ Joan - That's scary. If I felt that way, I probably would have done the same. For me, I got stress relief, and the ability to sleep through the night up till the 9th month.

I'm guessing you could tranquilize a 9 month preggo lady, and she'd still wake up every hour to adjust her position, or pee, or something.

RocketQueen said...

No one could ever be an A list actress with this kind of lifestyle. They'd be more like.....Lohan.

I quit smoking pot years ago...it lost its appeal, I'd always wake up tired and foggy and the munchies were expanding my waistline - now I can't remember what I ever saw in it, and more than one of my friends are physically addicted to it, which I never thought was a real thing. I had a glass of wine or two while pregnant, though, and my babe turned out just fine :)

nettalovesrobin said...

Be careful if u smoke weed while preg. Some hosiptals do drug test on newborns and if they r positive for illegal substances they will contact cps. I know because im a cps worker myself!

Alma said...

I didn't but maybe i should have. I think the stres of ex husband constantly running of to stay with "friends from church" probably did a lot of damage. My first pregnancy was much less stressful and my older son gets over sickness much easier. My younger little boy has asthma and is more fragile. :(
Stress will absolutely affect a pregnancy. However a woman who was pregnant at the same time as me thought marijuana was ok and she smoked it quite often. Her child was born very early and the baby suffered about a month then died. The same way drugs affect adults differently they will affect one baby differently from another.

Then again with jenelle i think anyone who

Alma said...

Anyone who believes jenelle is clueless. She is obviously a junkie who will put her own needs above even her babies.

NomNom83 said...

I'm going to hug my mom and dad tonight. Thank God I didn't grow up in this kind of bullshit.

Smokey772 said...

but she's not an actress... I won't even get into how ridiculous it is how society and the media hype up actors and actresses. Ooh, you're really great at pretending, you deserve millions!

Anyway, this girl is just a white trash junkie that got lucky to be exploited by Mtv and is stretching out her 15 min as long as possible. She knows what shes doing and knows it will make her even more money. I think Teen Mom had a good idea when it started but now is no better than the Kardashians or jersey shore. Look kids, want to be cool and make a ton of money? Be a complete jackass.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Nettalovesrobin - I believe it. There was an article a few years ago where a pregnant woman was less than a day away from giving birth, and her father, on the way to her house, picked up some bagels for breakfast. Poppy-seed bagels, which will give a positive result on a drug test. (Thanks, Mythbusters!)

Well, she or the baby tested positive. They took the baby immediately and it was a big, horrible mess. I don't know how it came out, but I think the mom prevailed.

mistang said...

You stay classy, Jenelle.

__-__=__ said...

Thanks seaward. That was interesting reading about Dreher. It's no wonder we haven't read about her before. Big Pharma would lose money and we can't have that!!

nessa said...

@jsierra smoking anything is bad for babies but i don't think there have been many studies on that. it would be pretty terrible if a soon-to-be mom submitted to a study then had her kid taken away. i've heard moms eating mary jane during labor to help with labor pains, not smoking it

nessa said...

@rocket yup, addiction is definitely real. one of my friends always begs me for some of my stash when she comes over. it's pretty sad

nudibelle said...

MANNN fuck the weed...
Bitch does heroin
Lord please jesus let her not be pregnant, no baby needs to be born from this woman shes a hot funky MESS

nudibelle said...

she shot that 20k right up her arm or in a pipe
her child probably never saw A DIME
its disgusting
we are all watching a fiend for entertainment?

Popnursing said...

I just can not weigh in on the smoking pot is ok while pregnant. I wouldn't know where to start....