Jessica Simpson is going back on television and for the first time ever it is not going to be a reality show. She is going to act. I know, I know. But look at it this way, at least it is not some type of singing show where Ashlee Simpson can be the musical guest every week. NBC has ordered a pilot from Jessica which will star Jessica playing Jessica in a show based on Jessica's life. So, basically a show about her fashion line which will probably be heavily featured while she shows off her breasts and gets pregnant a lot while mourning the demise of her singing career while her neighbor Ashlee comes over to visit a lot. In a surprise move, the part of Ashlee is played by Pete Wentz in drag, but Ashlee does come out to close each show with a chicken dance.