Friday, January 25, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Hooked Up With Pauly D

Pauly D used to be my favorite from Jersey Shore. Now I guess I don't have one. Does the phone count? I could be friends with the phone. How can you like someone who knowingly hooked up with Lindsay Lohan. Do you go in for a kiss with her wondering if you are going to wake up with cold sores all over your mouth? Do you wonder while you are having sex with her if people will find out and you will be humiliated for all time. Did you think you would be sold out by Snooki because that is who shared the story that when the cast was in LA promoting the first season, the two hooked up. Lindsay is always on the lookout for someone who is up and coming and gets invited to things she can't and who gets swag she can steal. I wonder if Google can make a game like the Kevin Bacon game, but six degrees of everyone Lindsay Lohan has hooked up with.

52 comments:

VIPblonde said...

I'm sure Lindsay was DTF, but now I can never again see Pauly as being fresh to death

SAROE said...
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Jason said...

Guy lived with Snooki and the Situation, he's already got every STD known to man just from breathing their air. I don't see what this could hurt.

LottaColada said...

I feel like we've heard about this before. Lindsay will leech on to anyone who will get her even the smallest amount of publicity, fact.

EmEyeKay said...

Someone explain the phone reference to me? Please?

Sarah said...

Of course he would. Did anyone thing the Jersey Shore guy was too good for it? Hahaha

dee123 said...

"Swimming with disease" is the phrase that comes to mind about these to.

ReesesPeace said...

Another Oompa Loompa?!

If I were a guy who banged Lindsay, I would deny deny deny to my last breath!!

Seachica said...

I really, really don't want to think that I'm six degrees from having sex with LiLo. Eww.

phoenix said...

I can't turn on every guy who ever got manipulated by a maneater. You know it wouldn't have happened if Lindsay didn't target him.

Seachica said...

Or Pauly D.

nettalovesrobin said...

Whats the surprise here!

Jason said...

@EmEyeKay The house phone on Jersey Shore was a duck phone. It quacked instead of ringing.

LottaColada said...

@Em, Jersey Shore had this epic Duck shaped phone. It quacked whenever someone was phoning in.

sylmarillion said...

The chart would be smaller if it was six degrees of no Lindsay...

*karen* said...

I take back wanting a Lohan-free February. Just the title had me laughing out loud. Oh, that Lindsay!

Nutty_Flavor said...

Please let's have a Lindsay-free February.

ethorne said...

Nice T-shirt choice Skanky D.

PuggleWug said...

The Jersey Shore house has a phone that looks like a duck. Odd, but interesting.

Tuxedo Cat said...

I keep confusing him with Pauly Shore, who I realize, is much older. He has the same skanky look.

FSP said...

I think this was a BI from a while ago. Reality startrying to hook up with his crush? I think most were guessing JLH and the Stitch.

Roman Holiday said...

If Google did six degrees of sex with LL their website would probably crash within a few hours :P

MISCH said...

YUK

JSierra said...

*VOMIT* Awww Pauly D why??? *said in heavy Italian accent*

He used to me my favorite too, what a sad, sad day.

I wonder how many people Lilo has let penetrate her? Not slut shaming, I have had my fair share of penile wrestling matches. I am honestly just curious.

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Mamaroni said...

Seeing the girls he hooked with on the show, he must be immune our something...we knew he had no standards, but this is a new low

whocaresnow12 said...

I'm fairly certain that this was going around a few years ago for a quick minute, but nobody cared.

Munch said...

Makes you wonder which one of them qualifies as Patient Zero.

The shame factor is hard to call though - is he more embarrassed because she is a thieving, jobless fetid swamp of bacterial goo or is she more embarrassed because he's a jobless douchetastic tangerine with all the charm of a backed up sewer?

plrtz glrb said...

I think the website who's dated who has a six degrees of separation thing

Sherry said...

Lindsay truly is a groupie who wants to say she's done EVERYONE. And he fell for it..Does that surprise anyone?

yodelay said...

Its hilarious she has sunk so low that the guy from Jersey Shore is embarrassed that he fucked her.

Supermom said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

SusanB said...

Did this happen around the same time that new strain of Norovirus came out? I can only imagine what kind of disease their combined DNA could form.

RocketQueen said...

Lol! VIPBlonde's comment ftw.

Pauly D used to be my favourite, too. Now, just, ew.....

All about Eve said...

Yuck! I shouldn't be surprised or dissapointed but I am! The few episodes I watched of the Jersey Shore he always seemed the more level headed one, guess not.

Jules_345 said...

I have never watched the show but wasn't that a few years ago? When LILO was a little less repulsive?

And no clue why my phone decided to shout LiLo.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Hey, we've all done things we've regretted later (sexual or otherwise), so presuming this was a one-off several years ago, when she wasn't quite as far down the spiral as she is now, I'm not going to rag on him too badly. (Besides, if you really wanted to imagine a Patient Zero scenario, the ultimate would no doubt be LiLo & Pete Doherty, but I'd rather not think about that too much...)

EmEyeKay said...

Ha, cute! Thank you @Lotta!

EmEyeKay said...

Thanks @Jason and @Puggle, too :)

feraltart said...

Jules, your phone was shouting a warning.

nudibelle said...

fuckin lindsay is now like a hollywood right of passage

AudreyHempburn said...

@ yodelay Same thing I was thinking. It is seriously time to check yourself when Enty prints that the DTF guys from Jersey Shore (a show rumored to require boatloads of Valtrex)should be ashamed of sleeping with you!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Nutty_Flavor - if things don't go her way in court next week we might just get that Lindsay free February.

Amy Scott said...

They could have a contest to determine which is one is grosser.

New Life and Attitude said...

Actually isn't Pauly D still pulling in millions for his DJ'ing? He is the only one that actually has a job. And I can pretty much guarantee that he makes a lot more $$$ than LiLo.

Lola said...

I feel unclean.

MadLyb said...

I wonder if the hotel staff were ever able to get the orange out of the sheets?

LiteraryLauraEtc said...

He looks like an albino ape with a spray tan

Lee Tanner said...

Lohan + Jersey Shore = CDC Level 5 STDs. Seriously, the dishes in biosuits should have confiscated whatever they did the deed on because that is going to be Ground Zero for some new, horrifying super STD.

Lee Tanner said...

Arg! Dudes in biosuits!

Sunny said...

Lez be honest ....