Friday, January 25, 2013

Matt Damon On Jimmy Kimmel And A Nicole Kidman Lap Dance

Talk about getting every celebrity you can in one hour. Jimmy Kimmel last night was one for the ages.

33 comments:

Elizabeth said...

This was really funny last night. Matt Damon did a great opening and Andy Garcia played it straight which was funny.

JSierra said...

I didn't Matt Damon was funny, he needs his own talk show!

LottaColada said...

I saw this last night and I agree it was awesome. So many Oscar winners/nominees in one room! Here are more videos for those of you who didn't catch it.

Andy Garcia is just a more handsome Al Pacino IMO!

timebob said...

'Jimmy Kimmel Sucks' was great last night. Amy Adams was so funny, the Nicole lapdance, was um, well not very sexy. But God bless her for trying, after being denied sex by Tammy for 10 years I hope she is getting all she can now.

Watching Robin Williams, all I kept thinking was, I wonder which comic(s) he stole that material from?


LottaColada said...

@Timebob, I'd say it was more so humping than a lapdance no?
All I kept wondering was whose idea was it to invite Demi?

Count Jerkula said...

That lapdance was Nicole trying too hard to be fun and human, which almost always leads to awkward for fembots.

Sherry said...

I was actually up to watch this and I thought it was terrific. Nicole looked good but those 2 different patterns on her top were giving me a headache. And she's still pretty vanilla. I wished they had used Andy Garcia more. That was a waste.

Tuxedo Cat said...

I'll bet Bulldog Fart (if he / she) is reading, would have done a better lap dance. I also thought Nicole's outfit was distracting. Maybe I just don't get floral and plaid together. I guess I just don't get Nicole.

I think I don't respect her bc she let her children go too easily.

All about Eve said...

Loved Andy Garcia! We need to see more of him. Not hating on Nicole, she tried, it was a little awkward but there still a human in there and Matt Damon was very good. Not a big fan of Jimmy but he always knows how to use these big stars and make it funny.

Alicia said...

Matt. Damon. Team America for life.

lc said...

I love Matt Damon. Period.
I also love love love when Matt Damon and Ben Affleck slip back into their Boston Boys accents.
Feel free to discuss.

123xyz said...

I didn't find what Kidman did to be funny at all. I found it to be rather vulgar. This wasn't acting out a role for a film. This was her in real life. She is a wife and a mother. It came off as pathetic and desperate. Even more then she usually does.

rachel said...

do you really think Nicole's humping thing wasn't scripted? everything was scripted

123xyz said...

Kidman may have been asked in advance about doing it but it wasn't a role and she could have said no. I think it was cheap.

Renoblondee said...

I thought it was all really funny! Demi's hair is just to die for. I can't believe she does all those drugs and doesn't eat and still has that hair!

Renoblondee said...

Wait, I kept watching and think I watched them all, but I never saw Sarah? What'd I miss?

Betty K said...

Sarah likened her relationship to Jimmy as being in NY and passing by the awesome smelling hotdog stands--because eating them isn't good for you--then you find yourself stuffing them down your throat. They tasted good but then you realize what you've done and don't do it again.

Something to that effect.

I would be surprised hers was scripted. It was great to see her and Matt together. And props to Molly for allowing it.

Jacqueline Holcombe said...

Demi is almost unrecognizable. Damon is genuinely funny.

Renoblondee said...

Thanks Betty!

Mooshki said...

Did you see at the end, everyone was hugging and chatting with each other but Nicole Kidman stood all alone, just smiling for the camera but not even trying to interact with anyone (and vice-versa).

Count Jerkula said...

Fembots aren't programmed for touching or affection. That is why she could tolerate Cruise for all them years.

joymama said...

I laughed thru the whole show. It was awesome, even the scripted lap dance.

MariaK said...

I saw a lot of Aniston when Reese was "acting".

AndrewBW said...

That's more emotion than Nicole Kidman has shown in her last dozen movies.

Lola said...

I ADORE Matt Damon.

This was some totally funny shit.

surfer said...

The show was fantastic.

I loved when Matt kept asking Reese what she bought, and they kept pulling out all these bottles of booze. Very funny.

And of course when I saw Amy Adams, all I could think of was Jessica Alba.

MadLyb said...

I'm normally attracted to tall, brunette geeky guys, but Matt Damon makes me crazy and I don't know why. I ADORE him. My right wing friends love him, too, so he sort of bridges the gap between crazy liberal and batshit conservative.

NotBuyingItInNashville said...

Wonder what Princess Grace's family thinks of the new Grace Kelly doing the bump and grind on TV for a man in bondage?

Count Jerkula said...

I was digging on Amy Adams. From The Office guest spots to The Fighter. I was sad they frumped her up for The Muppets, but it was a kids movie. This Alba stuff with her threw some cold water on it.

I guess that is the problems w/ some actors and actresses. They know how to play roles, but don't know how to be themselves. Sad.

Stacey Charter said...

Totally Freaking Amazing except for Demi's face. WTF was that about?

ms snarky said...

Saw it, loved it. ALL of it.

I want to be Jimmy K's friend.

Also Matt Damon's, now.

Laura said...

Loved it! Say what you will about her but Nicole has a great ass!

Jazzy said...

Jimmy Kimmel has a talent for aligning himself with funny, talented people and managed to create a career from it. Never understood his appeal.