I don't think I have ever read something which makes someone so unsympathetic as the new issue of Esquire featuring Megan Fox does. In it she says she is bullied and that yes, she is rich and has a big house and nice cars but it is tough because she is being bullied by millions of people all over the world because she is famous. Umm, well how about this for a trade. You give all your s**t back and move into a one bedroom apartment and take the bus and people will stop bullying you. Fair trade? Yeah, didn't think you want to give it up and if you would not make stupid statements like that you are bullied then people would not actually say bad things about you which is not bullying. So, STFU. The article then basically continues for a page of two of drooling over Megan Fox in the hopes that perhaps the writer will be rewarded with some type of sexual gratification or friendship should Megan ever leave BAG. Megan then starts talking about Revelations and if you think an actor talking politics is bad, think about Megan Fox trying to talk about the Antichrist, the Bible and Middle East politics. She then talks nonsense about Marilyn Monroe and segues into the fact that she has been speaking in tongues since she was 8. So, Sunday night services were big in the Fox household? She says that she still wants to speak in tongues at church but shuts it off because she does not want people to think she is crazy. So, go to a church that has people speaking in tongues. Problem solved. I'm surprised you could not come up with that on your own. She also says that she hates being treated like a sex symbol and then posed for the photo above.