Well, apparently my sophisticated charms and love offerings of bacon covered chocolate have gone unnoticed
. Monica Cruz is pregnant and has become so via a sperm donor. The 35 year old, better looking in my opinion, sister to Penelope says that she feared she was never going to find the right guy before it was too late so decided to go the sperm donor route. Well, obviously, she does not think that I could be or will be the right guy. This one stings a little. Not going to lie. Here she has been, single for all these years while she watched Penelope get married and her brother go through a string of women including Eva Longoria, while Monica remained single, but apparently unwilling to mingle with me. Congrats to her though. She said she is telling the world about the sperm donor so people don't think she is hiding the baby daddy.