Joe Simpson may have said some really blow your mind things about Jessica Simpson and Thora Birch's dad is another league when it comes to father creepiness, so you kind of have to exclude him, so the worst celebrity dad out there as far as creepiness goes is probably Hulk Hogan. A few years ago you had him rubbing suntan lotion in between her thighs and under Brooke Hogan's bikini bottoms. Yeah, then there was the time he got into it while she was on a stripper pole and he almost lost his s**t because he was so excited. Just when you think he is happy just having sex with his Brooke look-alike-wife and the world can move on he posted the photo above yesterday on his Twitter with the caption Brooke's legs. Probably wishing he could rub oil up under her skirt.