Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today. Mariah Carey brings the whole family on stage while she performs in Australia.

Ozzy Osbourne looks remarkably young in this photo. I'm pretty sure it must be an impersonator Sharon brings in for family photos.
Paul McCartney broke up The Beatles but he doesn't care and spent the holidays in St. Barth's with his wife.
When I see Rod Stewart, I want him to look exactly like this because this is how I imagine Rod Stewart to always be. If he was just wearing jeans and a t-shirt, I would be disappointed.
Ashlee Simpson and her mom take Manhattan Jungle Book back to LA.
Selma Blair defends her child against the evil paps.
Harry Styles kisses Taylor Swift at midnight and then takes her back to her hotel room.
The Zooey on her way out from shopping and then
talking to a woman after Zooey hit her car.

57 comments:

Cathy said...

Am I the only one who is sick of Zooey?

Terese said...

BAHAHA 'Manhattan Jungle Book'- Love it Enty.

LottaColada said...

Mariah has some seriously adorable kids!

Is that lady getting ready to moon the Zooey?!

Terese said...

@LottaColada- now that you say it, that's totally what it looks like.

Every time I see The Zooey now, all I can think about is her singing during sex. so weird.

ReesesPeace said...

Terese, same here! I wonder what she sings? Why do I care? lol

What is Asslee's baby's name? I can't keep up with these names.

Patty said...

Pure happiness can knock a few years off. And Ozzy looks extremely happy here.

Amber said...

@Reese - it's Bronx Mowgli

Terese said...

It's 'Bronx Mowgli' hahaha...yeah, where do they come up with this stuff?

I, too, wonder what she sings- and also why I care...lol. If its anything close to as annoying as her iPhone commercial was, I feel bad for her ex. I wonder if it's some sort of weird condition where she has some type of ocd and she HAS to sing when she has sex. That would creep me out!

cinephreak said...

Jeeeebus Ozzy look gewwwwd here

timebob said...

Sharon was on Howard Stern a few weeks ago and said Scientists came to them asking if they can run genetic testing on Ozzy since they can't figure out how he has lived so long abusing drugs and alcohol for song. The test costs about $250,000. Turns out Ozzy has perfect genetics isn't prone to any diseases and will live longer than most of us will. They ran a test on Sharon also and it turns out she was prone to breast cancer and that is what prompted her to have the double masectomy.

ReesesPeace said...

Thanks @Amber & Terese.

Re: the Zooey singing/sex: the more I think about it, I wonder if it's a mechanism for her to deal with having sex. In other words, she was abused. If so, that is so freakin' sad. :/

timebob said...

A bullet broke up the Beatles forever

Terese said...

@Reese - yeah... I was thinking that, too. She just doesn't seem very...well, sexual? I guess. That would be really, really sad.

Sex is one of the greatest things in life! lol. I can't imagine having to have a coping mechanism to deal with it.

EmEyeKay said...

@timebob, sorry to see you lose your Mayor title. I kinda liked it!

rejectedcarebear said...

Ozzy looks great!

I'm sick of Zooey but I'd love to know what song she sings in bed, is it the same one or does it change depending on her mood? Is it one of her own songs? So many questions.

LottaColada said...

I'm sure they are just looking at the car damage but in my head it's more fun when I think the lady is trying to show her the full moon

timebob said...

lol thanks @em I will always be Mayor in my heart. But the joke got kinda old.

DBZee said...

I adore Zooey, and always will. Her singing and having the best name ever.

Selma Blair - she looks like she'd be a really fun mom. Loved her in Hellboy.

Uh-oh, Taylor, be prepared for death threats!

mad cat said...

Between young Ozzy, Katie's pants in the other set of photos and the pictures of the Zooey and her pants and shoes, I feel like I have been transported back in time!

smash said...

Thank you mayor(forever in my heart and mind) for the info about the testing. Science!!

7pmtrain said...

Maybe Zooey sings the Nora Jones classic " don't know why I didn't come."

Terese said...

7pmtrain!!! hahahah!!! I just died!!!!

Lola said...

I have decided that I kinda love the Cannon-Careys. They seem genuinely happy and they seem to love each other and those adorable babies.

brittiany said...

You didn't seem sick of it when you told someone to have a big cup of shut the f*Co up about it yesterday. I was surprised to see that from you because your comments are usually much more mellow. Maybe yesterday was just a had say for you. Or maybe the power of a title got to you!

greenmountaingal said...

Ozzy does look good. Imagine if he were your grandfather?

Ashlee has inspired me to name my future child Staten Island.

Nick and Mariah are too cute.

greenmountaingal said...

Also, is it just me or does Paul McCartney's wife look manly?

Renoblondee said...

I love Zooey! I was watching New Girl reruns last night and I kept thinking of that too, lol. I hope that's not true.
I thought that photo of Ozzy was from when his kids were little until I read the caption. He looks fantastic!
I just can't understand why Taylor wants to date 18 year olds at 23 years old. If they really are dating.

Jennifer H. said...

I wonder if Zooey sings softly while hitting other people's cars?

Fairmaiden327 said...

That picture of Ozzy warms my heart.

Sherry said...

7PMtrain: Excellent!

Is that really Ozzy of today? I swear I thought it was a picture from when the kids were babies. Dayum. He does look better but I think he also had some work done on his face and he obviously dies his hair. I see grey roots.

Speaking of young. Pauls wife also looks young and she's in her 50's if I correctly recall. She's really kept herself in great shape.

Mango said...

@ timebob - they need to run genetic testing on Keith Richards. It boggles my mind that that dude is still alive. Either it's fantastic genetics or a pact with satan. I'm strongly thinking the latter.



Unknown said...

I remember hearing that about Ozzy (having his DNA tested). He really does look awesome.

MrWolf said...

Aaawwwww... Zooey had a fender bender!

That's so adorkable!

PotPourri said...

Ozzy is at a good time in his life, not a lot of worries either...same for Rod Stewart and Paul McCartney. Love that my youthful rock stars still look lively!

Agent**It said...

Mayor, the overwhelming majority has your back:)

goes in circles said...

If Zooey was abused that's horrible, but you don't know that she was. Let's not make assumptions about something so serious. Maybe she just likes to sing.

ReesesPeace said...

I didn't pull *the assumption* out of my ass; I was abused and know about coping mechanisms. I truly, truly hope she wasn't.

Terese said...

I agree we don't know what's up with the singing- but it is pretty weird, so *just incase* it IS because of something like that, I wanted to mention that it would be horrible...as, then I would feel bad for my previous comments making fun of her.

Also, when Reese mentioned it- it does sound like something that could be a coping mechanism. But yeah, we don't know. All we know is...it's weird.

Tuxedo Cat said...

Maybe that's Kelly that Ozzy is holding?

Rins said...

Me too. Nick Cannon did Mimi good.

KPeony said...

I love Ozzy and I love seeing how happy and healthy he is. He's going to be an awesome grandpa and i'm so jealous of that kid.

Zooey almost annoys me more than TSwift. Almost. There's something disturbing about Taylor.

timebob said...

@Agent thank you, you rock! Got your back always!!

JSierra said...

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bonni said...

Ashley is wearing that guilty face. I think after the beach frolic mom had to get her away quick.

brittiany said...

It's not that I have anyone's back . It was just rude.

warmislandsun said...

How embarrassing to get in a car incident in front of a bunch of cameras.

Nick on New Girl makes me happy, so I can tolerate the Zoe for that half hour. I hope she isn't truly as annoying as she is portrayed to be by the internet.

FalseProfit said...

Somebody needs to tell Paul that song he wrote about it raining on vacation with his new wife is one of the worst songs ever written by anyone.

Momster said...

@ Jennifer H., lol!

/cleans up spewed drink. . .

Kloie said...

I want that genetic testing. Too bad I don't have $250K or whatever on hand (though that reminds me of the full body scans they were selling to patients on Scrubs).

PuggleWug said...

Zooey bugs the hell put of me! Is that a bow in her hair? She's in her 30's for god's sake! Ughhhhhhh. Okay, I'm done.

Anna Namuss said...

I like the Beatles and I like everyones solo material of everyone. Butwhen Yoko said that Paul took over the band, I say so what? Pauls hits over the years have withstood the test of time, silly lovesong, my love doesit better, etc. Paul is a masterful lovesong composer, period. Lennon devolved into a drug stupor.

Tuxedo Cat said...

Paul McCartney's wife is gorgeous, really a classic beauty, and apparently they had been friends for several years. Her name is Nancy Shevell, and I believe she's an American. His children also like her.

Jenna Leigh said...

I thought Ozzy had Neanderthal genes or something, I wasn't surprised, he sounds so, primitive.

mybrothehero said...

LOL. While still technically his heart beats, I suspect he may be braindead, and falling out of a tree had nothing to do with it.



Christopher Cruz said...

Nope. I'm as over her two faced bullshit as anyone!!

Rose Gem said...

She should get that crick in her neck looked at, it's been at that unnatural angle too long

Tuxedo Cat said...

@brittiany

timebob doesn't normally do that. The remark was taken out of context. It was going both ways.