Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today

Natalie Portman skipped the Golden Globes and yesterday headed out to a mommy and me class.

A swinger in the 60's looking for fellow swingers.
Amber Rose must be ready to deliver any day now.
Yep, Rose McGowan is attempting to become the first human turned into a mannequin. Kim Cattrall did it the other way around.
Arnold getting handy with his co-star Jaimie Alexander who
looked pretty good.
Selena Gomez out condo hunting.
Not condo hunting, but attracting a ton of press are Shakira and her boyfriend.
Scout Willis on a grocery run.

51 comments:

lazyday603 said...

If Selena Gomez really did take three hits of ecstasy Sunday night she wouldn't be out and about on Monday.

hanban said...

I was thinking the same thing lazyday!

Amber said...

Is it a swingers catalog? Why is his picture next to it?! This just reminded me that I need to grab our local alt-paper for the personals and missed connections.

bonnie blue-blade said...

when I saw scout's pic all I could think of (sorry) was that kid's song/game...one potato two potato...

Agent**It said...

Amber , for you : http://www.barnorama.com/mens-personal-ads-from-the-60s/

T. E. Cuz said...

shakira wears her pregnancy beautifully.


scout looks...........

Amber said...

@Agent - Thank youuu! I cannot believe they used pics. I wonder when that stopped? This may send me back down the Craigslist wormhole. lol

Agent**It said...

Amber, maybe it stopped with Google image search :)

Vicki Cupper said...

Good god the Willis daughters are practically deformed.

discoflux said...

God, Amber. I'm a craigslist Missed Connections addict. I've been reading them for years. The Houston ones are completely lame, though.

MontanaMarriott said...

The Willis girls go to show you that no matter how much cosmetic surgery you have, you cannot deny genetics in your children.

Agent**It said...

This was also in Daily Mail , of course: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262645/Hilarious-mens-personal-adverts-desperate-young-men-60s-looking-swingers-join-them.html

Lulu G said...

I thought Scout was kind of cute when she was younger. That hair...omg I wouldn't be caught dead out in public.

Did she steal Hutch's sweater? Or was it Starsky's?

Amber said...

@disco - I just came across one of a guy asking HOW to date a stripper. LOL

Renoblondee said...

The roots! Oh the horror!

Dena said...

City Pages! Those are the best!

seaward said...

Scout was such an adorable kid compared to her sisters, it's weird how she transformed into a clone of Rumer.

Comma Chaser said...

That swinger looks like James Spader's dad. I can't be the only one who thought this.

ethorne said...

Omg could you imagine being a cdan reader & recognizing your dad as the swinger?

rhinovodka said...

that one lady in the Natalie Portman pic looks like Queen Latifah.

oh, yes, love reading "missed connections", "hot redhead on the bus, we made eye contact for two seconds, I was too shy to say anything, hook me up", you think a. she's reading this and b. she will recognize such a generic description?

Dulcinea said...

Are we sure that is Scout and not Rumer? They look just alike!

hunter said...

The Willis sisters' heads just make me feel sad.

LottaColada said...

@rhino, OMG I literally just read one almost identical to that your description lol.....
NY Missed Connection

Mala Propism said...

Why is Rose McGowan turning into a blonde version of a wax figure of Alyssa Milano at Mme. Tussaud's?

greenmountaingal said...

Good for Natalie.

The swingers ad is hilarious, particularly the horse riding innuendo.

Scout Willis looks hideous.

Shakira has a Jessica Simpson vibe in this picture.

supapimp said...

Inherited bruce willis' big head.

Me said...

scout looks like she has just given up, except for the hint of a smile. i suppose its possible that they don't see what everyone else does when they see themselves....

rumor use to be so ugly i literally could not stand to look at her. she's had enough work done now that she is tolerable in small doses. her most recent "correction", was her teeth. she got new, GIANT teeth, that make her jaw seem smaller. all 3 of the willis girls are unfortunate looking.

curlyhairslacker said...

LMAO...."I'm totally not creepy or frequent these places" yeahhhhh you're not creepy!

discoflux said...

"I used to be a hooker living with another hooker but now I'm not a hooker but I want to see you again.... so I can be a hooker."

What the?

msgirl said...

Yeah, that's the exact word I was thinking of, unfortunate. But you know there are many people who aren't good looking, at least Scout isn't being a fame whore like Rumor is.

rejectedcarebear said...

I used to love reading the Missed Connections in my area until one was about ME! I did NOT reply. It was weird.

timebob said...

I can't even hate on Scout she isn't trying to use her parents connections to foster an acting career. As far as I know she is a college student living a normal life and not fame whoring herself like the oldest potato head.

JSierra said...

Wow I just got sucked into Craigslist. Someone posted they needed their car fixed and would "ride the d til it was paid for". God bless Texas.

JSierra said...

bahaha Disco I am from Katy! I wonder if I know this person...

Alicia said...

I totally got the Manequin reference Ent.. Haaaa .. Which only shows how old I really am

MrWolf said...

@lazyday - The essence of gossip is to take something true and exaggerate it to scandal or at least importance.

I'm sure Selena Gomez was drunk and or high on Sunday. Maybe not on 3 hits of E, but probably a bunch of champagne and like 1 tablet or something.

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Jamie 2 said...

AFAIK, only Rumer has ever tried to seek fame. The other two Willis/Moore kids should be off limits on comments about their physical appearance. Not nice.

portlandjewel said...

Yess!!! OMG!

smash said...

You girls are cracking me up! I thought I was the only one who read the Craigslist missed connections. Some of personal adds are hilarious. I read them aloud to my boyfriends displeasure. Amazon funny reviews are also classics. Look up 50 gallon of lube. :)

portlandjewel said...

I would talk about any one whose roots look like that. There is no excuse for that!

discoflux said...

JSierra - When I first saw the title, I thought it was going to be about erectile dysfunction. I love reading them in hopes that I see one about someone I know. It happened once when I lived in Austin for a friend of mine who was a bartender. Other than that... no dice.

Are you still out in Katy? I thought you lived in Lubbock for some reason.

bonnie blue-blade said...

I think someone got lost...off limits? This is cdan...that actually made me laugh

PotPourri said...

So do we know who the Swinger is?

katydid said...

@disco you used to live in Austin? Do you remember the Austin Chronicles "variations" that was the best for a giggle

JSierra said...

Disco I do, but I am actually moving back to Katy within the next week. Lubbock is sucking the life out of me, I am ready to graduate and get my life moving and discover the person I am meant to be. 4 1/2 years up here is enough. Not to mention, I could really use a reprieve from the massive dust storms and mud showers.

Tuxedo Cat said...

@Jamie 2

It bothers me too. People can't help things like the shape of their heads and faces.

Fairmaiden327 said...

I also loved and acted out on Missed Connections many years ago!

katydid said...

Jsierra my husband is from Abilene just the other day we had a discussion about how bad it sucks the only redeeming quality Abilene has is its not Lubbock get out of there girl!

discoflux said...

JSierra - We're going to get drunk together when you move back. You, me, Mr. Disco, and FSP, if he'll have us.

Dee Lurker said...

OMG @Vicki that was so sincerely put it makes it almost not evil to cackle to my hearts content!

But seriously, I don't fuckin get it with this get-up. How are you raised with some of the most hippy-chic old-school hollywood parents AND Ashton Kutcher and you can't throw a fucking beanie on your head to cover up your nasty ass dye job? I can't even discuss the shows/bag.

She better be on a walk of shame and had to borrow the maid's shows/bag, a very large roommates sweater, etc.