Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

On the right is Miley Cyrus just a few short years ago and on the left is her now. Quite the change.

Denzel Washington enjoying his holiday in St. Barth's.
Ashley Greene and her 50's style bikini.
Anne Hathaway spent last week with her husband while complaining in
Harper's that she has no sex appeal and then partied on NYE with
Madonna and the orange one, Valentino.
Yeah, they look real close. Compare these photos of Ice-T and Coco with the ones Coco took with that guy she was seeing.
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux in Cabo.
Julie Bowen meets a New Year's Day hangover.
Jon Bon Jovi enjoying some fun in the sun.

84 comments:

mynerva said...

Coco has the most ridiculous tits I think I've ever seen

Frufra said...

My goodness - did Coco have to apply for a building permit to have those bewbies installed? Egads!

Amber said...

I think my BF would ask why I was trying to get him to break up w/me if I showed up wearing Ashley Greene's suit.

B.J. said...

Thats armani, not valentino, right?

trouble bubble said...

That is not Valentino.

Frufra said...

Are we sure Ashley isn't just wearing some sort of smoothing underwear there? When I enlarge the pic, the ensemb looks quite foundation-like.

lovelylunacy said...

Why HELLO, Justin! hot!

LottaColada said...

The orange one did something different to his hair and it's giving him an Einstein feel.

rejectedcarebear said...

Those are some massive swimsuit bottoms. Atleast her bewbs look good.

I'm for once kind of jealous of Aniston- she found a stud. Good for her.

I like Annes winter hat..I like weird hats.

EmEyeKay said...

That's Armani.

DBZee said...

Poorly groomed Oompa Lloompa!

I'm not a fan, but I kind of like Miley's new style.

JA's tummy is sticking out a little. Cue the pregnancy speculation in 5... 4... 3... 2...

At JBJ isn't reading 50 Shades of Meh.

LottaColada said...

You guys are right that is not Valentino and whoever that is, that is exactly what Steve Martin would look like if he fake tanned.

Michelle said...

Ashley looks like she's channeling Jane Russell's Playtex bra ads circa the early 80's.

Mamaroni said...

Justin has angry muscles

fancyscreenname said...

Didn't think that was Valentino......

Terese said...

For once, Miley actually looks pretty with her weird pseudo-lesbian look.

Ashley Greene has a rocking body- but those bikini bottoms are NOT flattering. Good thing she has that button-down covering most of them....

trouble bubble said...

That is not Armani either. Aparently Anne did spent NY Eve with Valentino, it's just not him in the photo.

SKOR said...

The man with Anne Hathaway and Madonna is Giancarlo Giammetti. He is the president of Valentino.

Silly Girl said...

Who is the mini Miley?

Tuxedo Cat said...

Ashley's bathing suit bottom looks like the girdles my Mom used to wear.

At first I thought Valentino had let his hair grow out to white.

EmEyeKay said...

thanks guys, I really thought it was Armani!

Tuxedo Cat said...

@SKOR Isn't he also Valentino's boyfriend / husband very long term?

LottaColada said...

@Silly Girl

That's Miley! It's her younger self photoshoped with a picture of her recent self.

Lola said...

@Silly Girl...I think someone photoshopped Miley's younger (11-12ish yo) face on her sister's body.

MISCH said...

I don't find Anne sexy either, but I'm a woman...

Shakira Eakins said...

Noah, her little sis.

discoflux said...

Yeah... I didn't look much like my 12 year old self when I was 19, either, Enty. For one, 12 year old me didn't have purple hair and a nipple ring. Neither does 35 year old me.

Justin Theroux makes me all tingly.

Shakira Eakins said...

Nvermind lol

TotallyDistracted said...

@Tuxedo Cat Yes, that is Valentino's long time partner.

cinephreak said...

Its crazy how much current Noah looks like past Miley did

musesx9 said...

That's not armani...not sure who it is though...definitely not Armani...It is
Giancarlo Giammetti at Valentino’s New Year Eve’s Party in Gstaad (December 31 2012)...
I realize all orange men tend to look alike, but there IS a difference. LOL
This is Armani:
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ReesesPeace said...

I like Miley's newest look...brings back memories of my 20 y/o self!

Are Coco's tits real? Good gahd, why?

smash said...

Coco's boobs look busted. Time for a downgrade girlfriend.

Terese said...

@Reese Yeah- I am pretty sure her boobs are as fake as fake gets. My husband had met her a few times in NYC and he said that because she is short and small, they don't look as huge in real life. In fact, he said that they looked the same as mine- which are big, yes- but they definitely don't look THAT big to me! I also never have them quite so 'on display,' though....

selenakyle said...

Yeah...not Valentino, but still orange!

ReesesPeace said...

Can someone tell me when orange became a thing for skin? Mr. Designer What's-His-Face, Lindsay, Snookie...why?! Why would anyone want to look like an Oompa Loompa?! I don't recall the name, but there was a product in the '70s that sisters and cousins used for a fake tan...dreadful stuff.

Paley's Unite!!

Renoblondee said...

I also thought Ashley's "suit" looks more like undergarments!

Maja With a J said...

I think Coco & Ice look pretty happy and relaxed actually....I hope they stay together. I like them.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Miley needs to stfu abt the bieber incident.

Silly Girl said...

I didn't catch the photoshop thing. Thanks for pointing that out! I did think it looked a lot like her though!

Barton Fink said...

Miley is immensely cute and growing into a beautiful woman. She smokes pot and has sex, apparently. Can't hate on her for that. I've done as much, and didn't look as good.

Sherry said...

Coco's bewbs look painful! Like too much is tucked under too little skin and you can see the veins. NOT attractive at all.

And Anne has NO sex appeal to me either and it's not because I am a woman.

What is it with the Cyrus' teefs? They all look strange. almost like an overbite without an overbite. Hard to describe.

eris hilton said...

Ashley's suit is one of those crazy things that take place in the straight women/gay men vortex that is fashion that just do NOT translate to the real world. Just because it looked great in the editorial/runway, don't mean it doesn't look like granny panties IRL. sigh.

eris hilton said...

Also, Anne's right. She's got zero sex appeal. But she's got boatloads of money, so hopefully that's a comfort.

kelley said...

I was just thinking the same thing. They look painfully overstuffed. Frankenboobs!

curlyhairslacker said...

Coco's boobs gross me out.

greenmountaingal said...

Coco's boobies look ridiculous, but I like her & Ice together. I hope they make it!

Anne Hathaway not only has zero sex appeal, but she is thisclose to earning herself a spot on my laminated hater list. I used to like her, but she is insufferable now.

Tell me again how Miley landed that hot (but dumb) piece. The Cyrus clan could've been extras in Deliverance for crying out loud.

Mango said...

It's not CoCo's boobs that bug me, it's her ass. Jeez, that thing has a life of it's own but at least it's not all cottage cheesy like Kim K's.

Supermom said...

Me too.

shiny_special_one said...

Daaamn, Justin Theroux has a hot body. I mean... daaamn!

Alicia said...

Yay for Miley! I couldn't stand her before she chopped her hair. Now I'll advocate all day.

Coco - love you girl but get a reduction !!

Janet296 said...

If she is stepping out on him, why is Ice-T still with her? He has a steady paying gig. I don't understand celebrities.

HolidayinCambodia said...

Anne has sex appeal to me. Well-educated women with a decent-sized chest are like heaven to me.

I could absolutely go for that.

Della said...

It was for publicity

Della said...

Well Anne- you look like you are wearing a back brace in that magazine cover pic.

shiny_special_one said...

Going o/t for a sec because the "Your Turn" post today got me all into appreciating everyone's posting names, lol. @eris hilton, always wanted to tell you how much I love your name. Brilliant! lol

Back to the thread: Coco's tatas are ridiculous, but I really like her and Ice-T together, I'd hate to see them break up. This crap about her and that other guy is giving me the sads. :-(

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Count Jerkula said...

That thing Ashley Greene is wearing, are you sure it should be called a "50's style bikini"? Looks to me like it should be called a "gunt-kini".

Katie said...

Neither!

Katie said...

Nope

hotchacha said...

If I never saw a photo of Denzel again, I'd be fine with that.

I like Anne Hathaway a lot and I wish these try-hard antics would stop. She's better than that. Stop, woman!

warmislandsun said...

Barton, I don't believe you - you look better than Miley any day.

Add me to the list wondering why Denzel? Overrated and a horrible man.

Kloie said...

Anne is not sexy. She looks like a 12 year old boy and talks about herself non-stop.

Nikka Tinne said...

Yes, that is Giancarlo Giammetti, Valentino's business partner and ex (?)romantic partner. There's a scene in the documentary Valentino: The Last Emperor (very good, btw) where Valentino asks Giammetti how he did after a photoshoot and Giammetti goes "A little too tan!" So, GG looking orange here is particularly hilarious.

Jessie said...

Well, I was pretty glad that I looked different from my 12 year old self when I was 19. I'm sure Miley is too.

SweetGeorgiaBrown said...

They look like they huuurt. Ouch.

Agent**It said...

Nikka , that was a fun doc on Valentino, enjoyed it.

kathrynnova said...
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Mooshki said...

I already couldn't stand Hathaway, but all this "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME AN OSCAR!!! EVEN THOUGH I'M SO MODEST AND I KNOW I DON'T DESERVE IT BUT I'LL DIE IF I DON'T GET IT!!!" bullshit is making me want to punch her in the nose.

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kathrynnova said...

but we are going to ignore how awful, plastic and old madonna looks in that photo?

Mama Ray said...

Does anyone watch watch what happens live on Bravo? Andy Cohen had Coco play a game where they took pics of Coco and cropped them so only portions of her body were shown & she had to guess whether the picture was of her ass or her boobs. It was hilarious! (and much harder than you would've thought!) I do like Ice T & Coco together...

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Reeses - That 70's fake tan stuff was called QT, which stood for quick tan. Quite Terrible would be a better answer, that stuff was nasty!

Jenna Leigh said...

Anne looks like shes modeling a line Les Miz Swimwear in that one pic.
Coco takes one big breath, and it's gonna be a boobalanche, Ice could be killed.

k.mama.sexy said...

you said what I thought kathrynnova:-)

bri swartley said...

Yeah, that's not Noah, they are both Miley, just a Photoshop of her at 12, then 19. I also didn't have a pink Mohawk and safety pin earrings at 12, but did in my late teens. Everyone grows up.

Shocky said...

I like Ashley's bikini.

Agent**It said...

I once had a black cashmere Armani coat that had a 1 button hold. I left it up north with a girlfriend who put it into her storage unit. She forgot to pay the bill (ahem..) and that was the last time I saw it or her. Damn, it was a beauty. Bought it at Filene's when I was a buyer for them for 60% off. Can't remember what I ate last night but I remember that coat vividly.

flowerpot*f¡f¡ said...

Löl, i like the writing just above old Mileys arm, 'oh darling, don't you ever grow up'

flowerpot*f¡f¡ said...

Löl, i like the writing just above old Mileys arm, 'oh darling, don't you ever grow up'

flowerpot*f¡f¡ said...

Löl, i like the writing just above old Mileys arm, 'oh darling, don't you ever grow up'

DBZee said...

@Agent, that made me sad. :( I was just reading an article about Kate Middleton and loving her grey coat.

Agent**It said...

DB, I swear, it's like remembering the feel of the most elegant fabric I'd ever felt (other than Mom's wedding dress, of course).

Anna Namuss said...

Oh yeah, w/ Hoho those bewbys are fake as fake can be, and so is her smile. She probably feels like shit. And she should.
Anne Green is it? The twilight girl, Ashley Greene? Don't care enough to, whatever. Granny panty-itis.