Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

Notice the smile on Jessica Chastain's face. Successful play. Probably going to win a Best Actress Oscar. Good time for her.

Ryan Seacrest has the Benicio Del Toro eyes. Don't quite open. Jenny McCarthy also has better hair here which will probably cause Ryan to stay up at night for weeks.
10 years from now this will be Snooki and Jwowww at a bingo hall telling everyone about the next buy five card get five cards free special.
A little star power here. Chris Martin and Jay-Z on stage together.
Just a few more days to go before Katie Holmes is out of a job. Hello Dawson's Creek reunion.
Just because she is pregnant, does not mean Kim Kardashian has started dressing any better.
Kristen Stewart dresses to the 9's as usual.
What do you do if you are good looking like Jack Dorsey and you founded Twitter? You date Lily Cole and hang out with her in the Caribbean.
LeAnn Rimes wanted one Christmas present. To have a bottle of superglue and lock Eddie Cibrian in this exact same position.

38 comments:

JSierra said...

Is Snooki preggers again? She lost a lot of weight after Lorenzo, but she was looking a little heavier on that NYE show they did.

Lauren said...

News flash: Kim Kardashian is expecting Kanye's baby.

In related news, I just took a dump.

strawberrygirl said...

I LOVE Jessica Chastain. Zero Dark Thirty was my favorite movie this year. I hope she wins the Oscar.

Vicki Cupper said...

Kuntrashian already looks 8 months pregnant in her ass.

Can't wait for her special, "My Big Fat Armenian HOme Birthing" brought to you by KY, Krisco, Goodyear and E!.

Rins said...

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Leann Rimes looks...good.

Vicki Cupper said...

She looks less punchable. That's about all I can give, Rins.

*karen* said...

I look at Kim K.'s dress and just think "sausage casing."

DBZee said...

Jennie looks a vampire from True Blood. Watch out, Pam, she's coming for you! (and your china!)

There is so much to hate about Jersey Shore, but funnily enough, it's the names that drive me bats. "Jwowww" - howwww the hell do you pronounce that? Snooki? She looks like the gremlin before he turned into a gremlin.

Beyonce & the Goop?

Go to Dlisted & see the photobomb of KK & KW - hilarious! That dress is so horrible, it's ashamed of being purple fishnet worn by an eel.

Eddie looks like he just spotted a life raft and is going to make a jump for it.

Mamaroni said...

Kristen Stewart reminds me of when Leo was on Growing Pains

MinnieSaSa said...

Is it just me or does Leann look better than she has in awhile? Toned but less pinched and skeletal? Ugh, I can't believe I said something nice about her.

Tuxedo Cat said...

LeAnn / Eddie: I used to have a side-sling that I used to carry the toddlers sometimes...

I want Jenny McCarthy's overcoat.

GOOP will be able to dine off that for weeks.

Maja With a J said...

There is no chemistry whatsoever between K&K. In any picture, ever.

And yes, LeAnn does look quite a bit helthier than she has in the not too distant past. She still annoys me, though. Baby steps.

Lola said...

What in the holy hell is KK wearing?

Just for shits and grins, Kanye clearly replaced all the mirrors in her house with skinny mirrors.

TotallyDistracted said...

This Kimye kiss looks as real as the Travolta/Preston kiss. Did she find this dress in the KISS maternity catalogue?

Renoblondee said...

My first thought was Leann looks less gaunt too. Kim K looks terrible! Gah! My husband said during the New Years show that Jenny M looked like a Real Housewife with all the facial jacking up she's done.

Glitter said...

Kim Kraptrashian looks like a real fatty in that dress. Oh, and a new LeAnn Rimes bikini shot. Does she know her pic is being taken?

warmislandsun said...

Jenny looks like the puppet from Saw.

Fairmaiden327 said...

I sharted from these comments.

Sherry said...

VickiC: Leanne always looks punchable but watch out cuz that horse might kick! However, she doesn't look so gaunt now. I will give her that.

Whoa, KK put on the baby weight quickly without the stomach part. And how short is Kanye? In the pics on Dlisted they almost look the same height but Kim is only
5'2". He must be a shrimp.

greenmountaingal said...

Kristen Stewart & Katie Holmes are both so unappealing, but in different ways.

Kim K probably had to use Krisko (deliberately misspelled) to stuff her fat ass into that heinous dress.

Jessica Chastain looks lovely.

Jolene Jolene said...

@Reno--Jenny's face was all kinds of WRONG on NYE. It doesn't look as bad here in still, but on camera GAHHH. It was so very jacked up. Tight and puffy, typical Real Housewife face.

TotallyDistracted said...

@greenmountaingal So funny - Krisko.

Mango said...

Kim and Kayye: When 2 Douches Collide.

I think Krisko might be their baby name!

LeAnn looks less skeletal but Eddie likes his women emaciated. LeAnn is going to see that photo and think she looks HUGE and she couldn't be more wrong and will go on another ExLax binge. But that's nothing compared to how she's going to go off the rails when she finds out he's cheated on her, oh, any day now.

megan00m said...

Pure awesome!

Rins said...

I can't believe I'm saying this Part Deux, but: is it possible Leann is pregnant?

Can you imagine Leann, Kim, and Jessica all in one year?

goes in circles said...

I thought Jenny looked funny on nye, but my friend insisted it was the TV. :/

libby said...

I'm SO glad y'all got to see that K dress thing. I've been nauseous since I saw it on CB this AM.

'Krisko' lol.

Like they had a CHOICE than to announce it! She had to ward off all the 'KK FAT!!!' tab covers.

KPeony said...

Kim K looks like something the Black Lagoon creature would catch in a crab net by whatever nuclear plant he lives by. He should have thrown it back.

Me said...

kim is going to get HUGE. she is so small, and already looks big.

leann has gained some weight. her body looks better, but she doen't look very happy.

FalseProfit said...

Lily Cole is in no way hot. She's fucking cringeworthy!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Jessica Chastain needs eyebrow pencil. Why don't makeup people ever give her eyebrows???? Bad brows bug me way more than they should.

Anna Namuss said...

I'm usually the first one to talk mad shit about Meanne but look how Eddie is turning away from her while she mugs, it looks like he saw some hoochie ina bikini and had to get an eyefull. she looks much much better, i like her with the extra five pounds she doesn't look like an eight year old boy. i feel sorry for her because shes going to have the meltdown of the century when she finds out how deep his betrayal runs. sadface

k.mama.sexy said...

I am guilty of thinking the same thing Rins . She looks like she gained about 15 pounds .

bri swartley said...

I'm really liking Kohler, Kash Kow, Karma, and Kthulhu.

Paper trail said...

Kim is carrying the baby low, people. That is baby weight! She isn't fat! Do you hear me? It's a baby! Dd you hear? It's a very special Kardashain baby! Oh wait, did you say baby?
Kardashian baby? Who will start the bidding? For this Very Special Kardashian Birth? Buy the video, get the sex tape for free!

Tuxedo Cat said...

Katie looks adorable. She should play Kate Middleton when there is a biopic. I admire her poise throughout the breakup.

Anna Namuss said...

Kim is packing on that baby weight quickly! Dayum girl! I guess she's going for a Jessica Simpson WeightWatchers post baby weightloss deal. She can't dress herself to save her life, and yet she thinks she could have a career as a clothing designer or stylist????? Oh Kimmy! No, just... no.

Anna Namuss said...

I agree with False Profit regarding Lily Cole, I do not get the allure there, she's painful to look at.