Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Razzie Nominations



WORST PICTURE
• Battleship
• The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
• That's My Boy
• A Thousand Words
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
WORST DIRECTOR
• Sean Anders, That's My Boy• Peter Berg, Battleship• Bill Condon, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2• Tyler Perry, Good Deeds/Madea's Witness Protection• John Putch, Atlas Shrugged: Part 2 
WORST ACTRESS
• Katherine Heigl, One for the Money• Milla Jovovich, Resident Evil: Retribution• Tyler Perry, Madea's Witness Protection• Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2/Snow White and the Huntsman• Barbra Streisand, The Guilt Trip
WORST ACTOR
• Nicolas Cage, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance/Seeking Justice• Eddie Murphy, A Thousand Words• Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2• Tyler Perry, Alex Cross/Good Deeds• Adam Sandler, That's My Boy
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
• Jessica Biel: Playing for Keeps/Total Recall• Brooklyn Decker: Battleship/What to Expect When You're Expecting• Ashley Greene: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2• Jennifer Lopez: What to Expect When You're Expecting• Rihanna: Battleship
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
• David Hasselhoff, Piranha 3D• Taylor Lautner, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2• Liam Neeson, Battleship/Wrath of the Titans• Nick Swardson, That's My Boy• Vanilla Ice, That's My Boy
 WORST SCREEN ENSEMBLE
• Battleship
• The Oogieloves in the Balloon Adventure
• That's My Boy
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
• Madea's Witness Protection
WORST SCREENPLAY
• Atlas Shrugged: Part 2
• Battleship
• That's My Boy
• A Thousand Words
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
 WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL
• Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
• Piranha 3D
• Red Dawn
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
• Madea's Witness Protection
WORST SCREEN COUPLE
• Any two cast members from The Jersey Shore in The Three Stooges• Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2• Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2• Tyler Perry and his drag in Madea's Witness Protection• Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester or Susan Sarandon in That's My Boy 

41 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Oh my lord that Breaking Dawn movie was awful. I mean beyond awful. My teenager and sister made me! But even my dumb movie loving sis thought it was bad, so you know it was!

Christopher Cruz said...

I agree with ALL the nominations!!!

FSP said...

Hahaha. Tyler Perry worst actress.

Tuxedo Cat said...

Wow, that is brutal. There are going to be some pissed-off people today.

greenmountaingal said...

Vanilla Ice was in a movie?!

Agent**It said...

haha, they put Streisand in there.

Sarah said...

Jessica Biel finally got nominated for something! Lol. They should get dressed up like its the Oscars and go, but she's so bad, I bet she can't even win this. Haha

rejectedcarebear said...

How dare they nominate Liam Neeson!

I hope Biel wins, she deserves it!

dee123 said...

WTF is a Oogielove? God I can't stand Biel.

Darkmyst said...

@rejectedcarebear

Did you see Battleship? Everything about that movie was awful, including Liam's performance.

I didn't see the last Twilight movie but it's staggeringly hard to imagine it could be worse than Battleship was...

In fact I'm trying to think of a worse movie than Battleship that wasn't either a cable original or directed by Uwe Boll and I'm coming up blank.*

MadLyb said...

Breaking Dawn was a masterpiece compared to the other Twilight movies. I didn't see the other Razzie contenders, but think Ashley Green should get it for worst actress. Worst couple: the toddler and the werewolf.

crila16 said...

Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattison are nominated for worst couple? just a few years ago, they were the bestest couple in the whole wide world...and the Twihards were born. They're not a bad couple...but Lautner and the youngin were a terrible couple. Kinda sick actually.

KStew is nominated for worst actress in TWO movies??? That must be some sort of record. I actually think she's one of the worst actresses out there. She and Lindsey Lohan.

Jessica said...

No Blohan for Liz and Dick? Was it too late for the nominations or something?

Turkish Taffy said...

I say it loud and proud. I LIKED One For the Money! Heigl wasn't my first choice, but I thought she brought it home. She was cute and funny.

AndrewBW said...

I still don't know why everyone hates "One for the Money" so. Sure, it's no Oscar winner, but compared to the other dogs on this list it's a hundred times better. Is Katherine Heigl really that hated?

"Breaking Dawn" should be renamed "Breaking Wind."

tookiesmum said...

Battleship really stunk. It shows that no matter how much money you throw into a movie, it doesn't mean it will be a good one. I laughed my head off at all the corny lines.
Haven't seen Breaking Dawn, but after reading the comments I'm not bothering.

figgy said...

I'm still mad at Katherine Heigl, the director of One for the Money, for casting herself in the starring role as Stephanie Plum.

I loooove that series, have read every book, and that role really needed to be played by Sandra Bullock, tho they probably couldn't afford her.

And I'm also still mad at her for miscasting Joe Morelli and Ranger.

seaward said...

Aw haha I wanted to take my son to Oogieloves, but it was only in the theatre for a week. I never ended up seeing it, but it was made for toddlers and preschoolers, was there anyone actually expecting it to be fun for adults?

Turkish Taffy said...

@figgy:
Who did you want for Ranger? I thought the guy they cast was hot-exactly as I pictured him.

Lola said...

@Andrew...it's like the Tom Cruise/Jack Reacher thing. It's not just that people don't like her personally, it's that she totally doesn't fit the role.

Emma Stone would've been a great Stephanie Plum. Bullock is a little too old for Stephanie, imo; otherwise, spot on.

Lola said...

@Turkish...despite being so tall, I always pictured the Rock as Ranger when I was reading.

I don't know who I would have cast as Joe...maybe Mark Ruffalo if he was slightly beefed up.

Syd said...

I sometimes love watching REALLY BAD movies. Looks like I might need to catch Battleship.

Jazzy said...

I almost want Tyler to win both Actor and Actress, but KStew or Biel would be epic.

Lucas said...

Battleship was awful, even in 3-D. Which made me kinda sad since Peter Berg and Taylor Kitsch did such great work with Friday Night Lights.

Sherry said...

Well Lohan's gonna be pissed she wasn't nominated. I guess this is only for theatrical releases and not made for TV. Otherwse she would have been a shoe in!

And innerestng how some people are nominated for several worsts. Like Beil is worst supporting for Keeps AND Recall. Tyler Perry was nominated more than anyone. Wow. I'd stick to directing if I was him.

skimpymist said...

I do not agree with the twilight nominations. I loved it and it should not be in the same category as battleship and oogielove. On another note, sure hope biel wins she'll finally have an award!

stigs84 said...

Piranha 3DD should "win" for worst sequel, that was one of the worst movies I've seen in quite some time

NomNom83 said...

Ummm... Mackenzie Foy is TWELVE years old. Tell me, after watching Breaking Hymen, Part II, did everyone walk out with an icky feeling about Taylor and her?

Also, I adore Liam Neeson, but he's getting dangerously close to Nic Cage "I'll take any role you pay me for" territory. And he's so much better than that. I guess this also means that he did well in Taken 2, since it's not included.

Me said...

mean. unnecessary.

Raspy said...

Battleship? c'mon it was fun and how can you have a go at a movie that celebrated veterans? I think it was clever how they worked the actual "Battleship" into the film so F the Razzies.

Mooshki said...

I also don't think Battleship sucked that bad. It was an average big-budget alien movie. It certainly wasn't SyFy-level bad. I think people were extra hard on it because the concept was pretty dumb.

And Raspy, I agree about the veteran subplot. Yes, it was cheesy, but it still made me tear up a couple of times.

Raspy said...

I teared up too! :)

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Aww, Sean Anders is a smart, funny and nice guy. Sorry to see his here.

nudibelle said...

resident evil sucked BALLLSSSSS omg my honey is lucky i love him that was one awful movie. the acting in breaking bad was just bad ALL around. that fake baby? the volturi..michael sheen?! worse movie eva

Popnursing said...

My 7 yr old would be crushed by this if he had any idea what a Razzie was. He LOVED Battleship - hence we saw it multiple times. There are some painfully bad lines- a sailor w/ ugly cry face saying "Please sir, give me an order, I don't know what to do!!" among the worst. But like Raspy, I loved the old crewmen.

Didn't see Red Dawn but I fully support the nom. A remake is just sacrilege, man.

Catarina said...

@crila16 I agree with you. Kristen Stewart is probably the worst actress working right now. she spent the whole SWATH movie with her mouth open, even when she was playing dead. I remember thinking "how will they kiss her with her mout open?" lol. Even in "On the Road" where a lot of people said she was great she sucked imo.

bonnie blue-blade said...

@figgy...I love those books and have them all...I never saw the movie...too afraid they ruined the book...who did they cast as Morelli and Ranger...also Lula...love her..."huh"...lol

bonnie blue-blade said...

@ figgy...never mind...how was Debbie Reynolds as Grandma Mazur...love that character too...

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

"Battleship" was so bad that the "Battleshits" scene in "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" was better!

Even so, the worst scene I've ever seen in any movie was in "Twilight, Breaking Wind... uh, I mean Dawn No.1." The scene with the talking dogs. It's supposed to be the werewolves deciding to go to war, but it's a bunch of GCI talking dogs.

Anna Namiss said...

" Hilary, do you remember that time at camp when we played Battleshits?"
" Ohh I love battleshits!"
"You sunk my battleshit!"
I loved Harold and Kumar!!! the first one was wayyy better than the second one. I'm so glad that twilight is done. Such a piece of crap tween bodice ripper, utter shite.

g.strathmore said...

Battleship was truly awful. However, the one redeeming part was when all the old-timers came in out of retirement and kicked ass. I have a soft spot for old folks being awesome.