Thursday, January 31, 2013

Ron Jeremy In Critical Condition

After two surgeries the past two days to treat an aneurysm near his heart, Ron Jeremy is resting comfortably in ICU and is listed in critical condition. Earlier this week Ron drove himself to the hospital when he was having severe chest pains and that is when the aneurysm was discovered. I don't think driving yourself to the hospital when you are having severe chest pains is really the way to go, but I'm glad everything worked out and hopefully he will be out soon. I wonder if this will finish his porn career at least as being an actor goes.

41 comments:

Pink_Palace said...

I srarted to think this was a hoax today as there was a lot of media coverage last night and a lot of it had disappeared early this AM. Glad he had the good sense to get to a dr!

Lucas said...

After all those years driving other people, when it really counted he had to drive himself. I'm sure there's a lesson there.

Get well soon, Hedgehog!

ReesesPeace said...

Best wishes to him. Aneurysms are scary, scary, scary!

And, here come the *sex will kill you!* jokes in one...two...three...

Count Jerkula said...

Ron is notoriously cheap. I'm sure he drove himself to avoid the costs of an ambulance ride.

I wonder if he has been in a depression since the day he realized he was too fat to fellate himself any longer?

ReesesPeace said...

He's gonna be 60 in March! Is he really still...um...acting?

rejectedcarebear said...

Jerkula- is that a joke or can RJ really give himself a BJ. I hope its true.

Henriette said...

Imagining him blowing himself makes me want to bleach my brain.

ReesesPeace said...

@RCB. Yes, that is true!! What every male human would love to be able to do! ;)

FSP said...

@Reeses - they can't?

GemTwist said...

This is just an FYI and perhaps TMI: A boyfriend I had in college showed me (in a G-rated way!!!!) how any guy can fellate himself.

mikey said...

I'll second the question - is he still acting?

Obviously having sex often is not enough exercise to keep one's physique.

phoenix said...

@rejected, I read that yesterday on his Wiki page when I got curious about how may movies he's made. Apparently that ability is what launched his career. If feels so strange to be talking about a career in terms of being filmed while having sex. Anyhoo, hope he pulls through.

ReesesPeace said...

@FSP. I didn't say guys can't; I had a couple guy friends admit to me they'd tried and were unsuccessful. They seemed kinda disappointed.

Should I ask the next (obvious) question? ;)

rejectedcarebear said...

Wow! Thanks for the confirmation guys! They had some guy blowing himself on Workaholics the other week and I wondered if its a thing that guys try!

Henriette said...

What about the Hoover Maneuver? That's where the guys sticks himself into the vacuum cleaner.

nevermindthat said...

It's probably not a good idea to drive yourself but at least he didn't wait around thinking the pain would go away. I wish him well.

MISCH said...

My mom says in the early days of cable he had a show where he sat on a rug or a bed naked interviewing other naked people....and he was never a pretty sight

JSierra said...

I'm pretty sure somebody posted in the comments yesterday that Jeremy Renner, not Ron Jeremy had an aneurysm.

Good to see fellow Workaholics fans RCB!

I think the ability to give yourself a BJ is relative to dick size, obviously someone with a tiny pencil penis wouldn't get anywhere close. But Shorty Mac on the other hand, probably does it several times a day. I think I would feel a little weird licking my own dick, but I would probably try if we are being honest here.

BTW Count Jerkula Shorty Mac is the gift that keeps on giving.

Amber said...

I hope the Hog gets better soon! He's the sweatiest person I ever met ;(

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greenmountaingal said...

I hope he's ok. I know he's gross looking, but I read his book (don't judge) and it was really interesting.

rejectedcarebear said...

@JSierra- I freaking love Workaholics, its such a weird show and as a stoner, I'm compelled to love it.

Sunny said...

Gem Twist
I think there may be some readers who will want to Skype with you, complete with diagrams and a pointy stick. Bonus points if you have sexy librarian glasses while conducting the session :)

Patty Mayonnaise said...

LMAO I wonder why his boyfriend Dennis Hoff didnt drive him to the hospital. Guess he was too busy at the bunny ranch in drag doing threesomes with Air Force Amy.

Tuxedo Cat said...

I wonder if his heart aneurysm is actually 'coke heart'. There comes a time when one has to hang the drugs up.

Lucas said...

@FSP - right?

Peregrine White said...


Ron Jeremy did not have simply an aneurysm. One can live for many years with an aortic aneurysm - often undetected. It is when the wall of the aneurysm splits which is execeedingly painful - and often fatal. That's called an aortic dissection: http://abcnewsradioonline.com/entertainment-news/porn-actor-ron-jeremy-hospitalized.html

John Ritter passed away from just such an event - and a misdiagnosis at the hospital.

The hedgehog is lucky to be alive.

GemTwist said...

@sunny omg, I am wearing my glasses, haha! Anyway, if you really want to know, he was laying on his back and kind of threw his legs over his head, so his knees were on either side of his head.

I'm pretty sure I took his virginity.

Agent**It said...

Wonder what Moby Waller is thinking?

ethorne said...

Didn't that stripper RiDickulous go down on himself on RHOA?

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

I met Ron around 10 years ago--one of our local adult stores (the late lamented Grand Opening...they were so much more fun than Good Vibrations, damn it!) was having a big anniversary party, and he was a special guest. Since I'd already seen the documentary on him (which was quite good), I thought I might as well meet him, so I got in line and waited...I must have had an amusing look on my face while he was signing the tits of the woman in front of me (yes, she whipped 'em out), because when it was my turn he was very sweet and gentlemanly, and only gave me a kiss on the cheek. :-) I get the feeling he's basically a decent enough person IRL, and almost feel a little bad for him that he ended up in the porn ghetto; he wanted to be a more mainstream actor, but he's only had a few bit parts here and there, and the porn stigma is too much to overcome. And yes, I did see video once of him blowing himself (well, technically, it was just licking, but you get the idea)...

Anyway, hope he's feeling much better very soon!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

While I think of it, I HAVE to share this one: I know I mentioned Goatse some time ago (for the uninitiated: it's a photo of a man bent over and stretching his asshole open for the camera; for God's sake don't try to look it up on Google Images unless you're home & have a strong stomach), and some clever person put up a Flickr site called "First Goatse"--photos of people's reactions on seeing Goatse for the first time. Somebody apparently caught up to Ron at a porno convention or some such, and got this doozy: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrneutron/73032653/in/pool-firstgoatse/

The best thing about it is the comment below where someone suggests that Ron looks as if he's just realized that Goatse is at the end of the porn rainbow... ;-) (I also have friends in this Flickr as well; one is the redheaded woman showing her equally redheaded mom while they both laugh their asses off, and the other is the husband of the above-mentioned daughter, wearing a green shirt and clutching his chest as if he was having a massive coronary. Yes, I have lots of strange friends...)

Xander Dyle said...

Totally not the thread I ever thought would get me to de-lurk, but...
I can. You need a flexible spine, a long weenis, or both.

TMI. Oi!

JSierra said...

Damn you Robin, now I have to Google it! With one eye open though, I just ate lunch. And Roast Beef at that.

JSierra said...

RCB we have so much in common :p

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Robin, have you ever seen the innocent Goatse pictures, Goatse tributes? I'm not sure of the name for it, but it's all these other things in life that have the Goatse pose, but aren't dirty. Like Superman pulling his button-down shirt open to reveal the "S." Hilarious!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Ron Jeremy does seem to be a pretty decent guy. I don't think I've ever seen any of his work, besides his stint on "Surreal Life." Surreal, indeed. Hope he makes a full recovery!

A tiny reason why I want him to get well soon is because I can't wait for the "Zipper Club" jokes. Maybe Larry King? He was talking to Bill Clinton and mentioned "Zipper Club" -- which doesn't mean what viewers thought it did! (Zipper = heart surgery chest scar.)

AuntJess said...

Get well soon Ron.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Zeeky: Haven't seen that exact site, but I've seen plenty of similar things, including a 15th-century Florentine pendant that consisted of two hands gripping a ring in a manner reminiscent of our buddy Goatse...didn't know it went back that far, did you? :-)

Sherry said...

Late to the party as usual but count me as another "Workaholics" fan.

Not even gonna look at anything Goatse..uh!

Hope the Hedghog pulls through.

TalksTooMuch said...

Okay, I am not proud of this, but a long loooong time ago, I accidentally saw Ron's solo performance. It is real, it does exist and it was sort of... fascinating in a horrific way.

Best of luck, hedgehog!