Friday, January 18, 2013

Spring Breakers

Spring Breakers is Real World Cancun with guns and Disney tweeners gone bad all supervised by a Kevin Federline looking James Franco.

17 comments:

LadyLagerfeld said...
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RedHeadMed said...

This looks like a real stinker.

@LadyLagerfeld -- that is really, really sad. Poor kids. I can't imagine education is a huge priority for children in show business. I mean, I know they're required to have on-set tutors, but I wonder what they really learn.

Agent**It said...

Well her Mommy and Daddy own a Co$ school so I assume the tutor is also Co$. Not much hope for her education. Too bad, she could be at Suri's non Co$ school, they certainly have the money.

Sarah said...

Sadly, I will watch this to see James Franco play a gangsta and Selena Gomez play a chola

Seachica said...

And let's all remember what Rachel Korine is famous for -- being the likely answer to Enty's blind.

T. E. Cuz said...

yeah @seachica the only thing i could think of is "one of these is not like the others"... as in, she isn't actually an actress, and was not cast for her talent.

oh hollywood. never fails to be nepotistic.


another thought: the production company, annapurna, looks awesome. their resume is impressive.

Kloie said...

Free Willow

Merlin D. Bear said...

Is this some sort of rite of passage now for former children of the Rat?
I'm being serious here...
You have Lindsay and then Miley starting and continuing the trend...remember those "leaked" photos of Miley a few years ago, while she was still in the Rat's stable?
Now Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez? Did some brain trust see actions vs results (pr & income/projects) and then figure what the hell?
You're either a good girl or slut?
What's up with that?

smash said...

I though the last Indiana Jones was bad!!! This looks like a farm full of shit compared to the pile of shit that was Indiana. Wow. Just wow. Everyone is screaming about gun violence is video games. Jeesh. This movie glorifies everything that is wrong with college/high school/ starting to become adult people's. I am actually really irritated from watching that commercial. Grrrrr. Bad. Just bad.

T. E. Cuz said...

@merlin, i think it is that the actresses are put into a box: they MUST be family friendly, happy go lucky, bright, animated, cute.....

and once they start to feel adult feelings, they might be repressed or pushed aside or not taken seriously. but they have all the access to everything. kind of like being stuck in a cage.

so that when they DO manage to break out of disney, they overdose on freedom, so-to-speak.

listen to ashley tisdale's solo album. its catchy, melodic, but the lyrics allude to her rebelling. pretty sure she had to tame them down to still be on a disney-ish project (hollywood records)

this is all just speculation.

Jessica said...

Looks horrendous. Just an excuse to get the Disney chicks on the big screen wearing bikinis and playing a bunch of whores.

Molls said...

I don't get why "upcoming" actresses want to be in sleaze movies like this. And why is Rachel Korine even in this movie? I know she's the director's wife, but seems like she just stands around looking bored.

Fek said...

LOL @ the song in the end. Was that a direct jab at brit using the K Fed look alike?

bri swartley said...

Not sad at all. You forget, they make their own decisions, as adults. So, in order to work, which she says she wants, then she has to travel, use the tutors, and just suck at math. Besides, what's the diff between the Smith paid $cieno teachers at school, or the $cieno teachers on the bus? She's going to have to decide, one way or another, and since she is in her "angsty" music phase, I guess she'll be sad and feel tortured over it all. Drama!

Seachica said...

@molls - the answer is in the blind I linked to above

Roya said...

I'm only watching this for Gucci Mane

Lelaina Pierce said...

This looks horrendous. And I hate Skrillex. Why in the world is sweet little Selena doing this movie? And why are they in a courtroom in bikinis?