Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Today's Blind Items - Hard Life

This celebrity is almost A list now but she has a hard life. Not only is she the offspring of a part-time hooker, but our celebrity also was forced to turn tricks when she was in her early teens too. She is not much beyond that age now, but she will never mention it. Ever. As open as she pretends to be about things, she really is not. You won't ever hear her talk about the real reason she didn't get paid for her breakthrough project. She was supposed to but after this other B list celebrity forced himself on her and assaulted her she wanted nothing to do with the guy or anything associated with that guy. Ever. She likes people to think that she is bi-sexual but her only experience with another woman was with this now C list celebrity who used to be A list and was showing her around LA. They ended up at the house of the C lister and our A lister was told by the C lister that she was expecting a gift for showing our A lister around. So, the A lister tried but the C lister apparently laughed at her and told her to come back when she had some talent. They have not spoken since.

53 comments:

Yara B. said...

Ke$sha for the almost A lister, Paris Hilton for the now C lister.

camembert said...

What's Ke$ha's breakthrough project? That terrible Flo Rida song? (They're all terrible.)

Cathy said...

I was thinking LiLo for the now C lister

skimpymist said...

It might just be kesha. For a while she used to say that when she did the song with flo rida that she didn't even have money for a taco even though the song was huge. I think the c lister might be another artist like ciara or something

MaeMae said...

I actually like Yara's answer. Kesha (not using the damn dollar sign) has actually said she never got paid for that Flo Rida song and refused to appear in the video for it. Hmmm

Renoblondee said...

Ohhh, good guess! She was on Paris's show, with the breakthrough being Right Round. Man, that sucks. Poor girl. Like I've said, I Like Kesha a lot!

Yara B. said...
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Yara B. said...



Yup, I'm thinking it was the Flo Rida song ... and Paris Hilton makes sense. They met through The Simple Life and apparently hung out for a bit but then stopped talking:

http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/keha-talks-about-puking-in-paris-hiltons-closet-breaking-into-princes-house-2010201

prolixe said...

I thought her mom was a singer?

I cannot stand Kesha at all, but whoever this is, that's sad.

The gift part sounds skeevy. I'm just going to pretend she wanted a CD.

JSierra said...

I'm horrible, I started singing "It's a hard knock life" as soon as I read the headline.

SKOR said...

Nice work, Yara B.!
How did Paris Hilton accuse someone else of having no talent?

MaeMae said...

Her mom was a singer, but it's been noted that they struggled to get by and often relied on food stamps and welfare.

10-4 over. said...

Keshas Wikipedia article aligns nice and neat with the blind...

skimpymist said...

@skor paris wanted better oral talent.

skimpymist said...

Ewww so kesha has the herp

Splendor de la Chanel said...

Aww...I feel terrible for her.

just curious said...

So this chick was sexually assaultled by a dude and another attempt was made by a female???

dragon said...

@skor. The nerve she sex tape was ma whack. she's not even good at that.

10-4 over. said...

Why the name change Karen?

jk said...

Ke$sha has re-invented herself many times, so who knows what's true. But I don't realy think this is her. Ke$sha lived in Brentwood, attended Nashville's expensive Harpeth Hall girls schools school for a time (as did Reese Witherspoon) and her father was never a secret to people in Nashville--he's a recording engineer/producer.

KPeony said...

Poor Ke$ha

caralw said...

Kesha wrote songs and made money from that before being a pop artist herself. I doubt it's her.

All about Eve said...

I do remember hearing that Kesha never got paid for that Flo Rida song which was a huge hit and put her in the map. I can see this being her.

Sherry said...

Yara: That was an interesting article. Honestly I never knew Kesha was "friends" with Paris and Nicole.

dragon said...

isn't kesha mom known writer.

if it is Kesha screw those bitches

Splendor de la Chanel said...

@10-4 over., it hearkens back to the Beauty Dior post this morning (the classy-named hooker who banged Nicki Minage's boyfriend).

A RESIDENT said...

Hayden

Peter said...

Kesha was a nerdy fat religious chick.. sorry kiddos

crila16 said...

Kesha sang backup for Hilton.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Crila16; Damn, just came here to say the same xD
This is sooo them! Also 'her mother had a hard time financially' when she was raising Kesha, so yeah.

Sadie said...

Such a waste of life Ke$ha - reportedly scored a 1500 on her SAT’s (which is a near perfect score) and has an IQ of over 140 putting her in the “Near Genius” category

Think of the things she could be doing to improve the world, let alone her self or her family.

cc423 said...

I doubt it's Ke-dollar sign-ha.

Barton Fink said...

I struggle to like her again, but ... burned out on her in 2011. Can't force myself. Aargh.

10-4 over. said...

Lol, awesome! I read posts backwards today, so after I asked I saw the other posts where it had been brought up already. Glad you weren't Cdan hijacked :)

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Anna Nonymous said...

anyone recall the recently revealed blind about liho servicing paris in the back of a limo? this blind fits well with parises reported modus operandi with women. i cant imagine a worse torture than that. no wonder liho has lost all her self respect, and poor kesha. i like her plus she is talented . flo rida has always been creepy. my hubby has early material of his and he worked with gangsta rappers for a long time. not the most respectful, feminist bunch of guys.

nessa said...

@yara how sad :/ i've always had a sweet spot for kesha

JSierra said...

I don't have anything to this, but all this Kesha information is so contradictory and a jumbled mess. What do we believe?! *wails while gesturing madly towards the sky*

AndyCane said...

Ke¢sha is such a desperate piece of trash. "I'm edgy and controversial. Ooooooo I put illuminati symbols in my video. LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME." Such a sad little puppy.

MadLyb said...

I don't know who that poor girl is, but I suspect Paris is the loathsome C-Lister POS who forced her to perform sexual favors. I DETEST her, and really wish she'd disappear from the planet. Even more so than Lilo, who is one of her unfortunate victims.

She has ruined so many lives, not to mention being indirectly responsible for tens of thousands of Chihuahuas being bred for vapid wannabees to use as accessories, only to end up in shelters after their idiot owners grew bored with them. F*ck this heinous **** in the worst possible way.

Char said...

Ke$ha put the dollar sign in her name because of that first ever project (Flo Rider song) that she worked on she didn't get paid for. Besides that she does say she's bisexual. This is definitely about her. Don't know if it's true or not but the blind is definitely written about her.

bri swartley said...

Kesha was writing songs in N'ville, her mom is not a hooker.

Arnolds said...

Yeah, I know a lot of people who went to school with her and they say her stick is all a front. She's definitely from the Brentwood area (very rich people) and she got in the music scene through connections with her parents.

Arnolds said...

She's sort of a joke to native Nashvillians.

Mango said...

The nerve she sex tape was ma whack. she's not even good at that.

@ dragon - did your auto correct go nutty? Can you translate?

@ Sadie - true, but at least she's not killing people or cooking up meth or still hooking.

Personally I wouldn't consider Flo Rida B list (not enough hits) - could it be someone at the record company or a producer? And if the C lister who showed her around LA is Paris Hilton, the C list is generous. She's scrambling for recognition these days.

dragon said...

@ lol Mango. I meant to say that she had the nerve to say "ur not talented enough" She is not talented herself and her sex tape was boring. She could get that right.

LiteraryLauraEtc said...

Me too

Nichole said...

I'm going with Rihanna as I have heard rumors of her being a teenage prostitute in Barbados before, idk about the C lister though

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Ima Guillotine said...

Hayden P was my first thought too, but don't know if it totally fits.

neller-time said...

Nikki Minaj??

All about Eve said...

@Nichole, that's a very interesting guess

Jennifer said...

Anna Paquin? Did she get paid for The Piano?