Wednesday, February 13, 2013

A Lindsay Lohan Lawyer Has No Way To Reach Her

Lindsay Lohan has so many open cases, so many attorneys and so little time to deal with it all when she has 12 hours of partying to do at night, that sometimes her cases are a little disorganized and opposing lawyers get ticked off. Such is the case with the matter where Lindsay's assistant hit a guy with a car and Lindsay was in the passenger seat. Lindsay has a lawyer in that case and that lawyer says she can't get hold of Lindsay directly and in the meantime the opposing lawyer is filing motions that Lindsay and her lawyer should be sanctioned because Lindsay won't sit for a deposition. If the judge is particularly strict they could even order a warrant for Lindsay's arrest, but it will probably take a little more skipping her responsibilities for that to happen. Meanwhile, Lindsay's lawyer says that Lindsay's criminal lawyer Mark Heller is blocking access to Lindsay and she is throwing Lindsay under a bus. Hope she backs up just to make sure she is well and truly under.

13 comments:

greenmountaingal said...

I truly hope a judge throws the book at her one of these days. She never should've fired Shawn Holley.

surfer said...

I'm sure Shawn Holley is breathing a sigh of relief.

Agent**It said...

Mark Heller is a she?

it took forever said...

Lindsay the greatest escape artist, how she manages to stay out of jail can only be rivaled to harry potter always escaping voldemort

Lola said...

@Agent... Her lawyer in the pap case is a woman. Enty wasn't clear in that.

MadLyb said...

She is an example of what really bad parenting will manifest. She's an adult, but seems have only the most basic survival tools. Kids out on the streets have similar skills. Manipulation, stealing and lying can only get you so far. Well, they've gotten her pretty far, I guess, but one day she's going to hit a wall.

MISCH said...

Please lock the bitch up......

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Lindsay has more lawyers than just that Mark Heller dude?

Maximus said...

*sigh*

jaariel said...

That picture! Is that Phoebe Price after a 3-day bender? Man, she is swole up around the middle!

Unknown said...

Good God when will they just throw this bitch in jail? That chick got 30 days for saying adios to a judge and flipping him off, can we just lock up Lindsay.

car54 said...

How does this girl have time to get in this much trouble? She's in court, she's flying around--she's living with her mother AND living off 2 or 3 rich boyfriends, she's opening a restaurant, she's crashing Amfar, she's calling Charlie Sheen again to find her a stylist....

Sheesh, she must be exhausted.

Anna Nonymous said...

Lock Lindsay up. For at least a year.