Thursday, February 21, 2013

Another Lindsay Lohan Story That Sounds Like All The Others

Want to know what it is like to borrow a really expensive dress and return it with your own alterations? Just ask Lindsay Lohan because you are way too responsible to do it. That dress you see above is the one that Lindsay wore to the amfAR ball. The one that Charlie Sheen offered to pay half for which Lindsay declined. Because Lindsay has to save half the $1750 cost for cigarettes and her prescription meds, Lindsay decided to borrow the dress. Why? Because she knew it would be ruined and why spend $850 to ruin something? According to US Weekly, Lindsay returned the dress ruined. She had snagged it on something and ended up having her assistant take a pair of scissors and turn it into a mini-skirt. A ragged looking one. The thing is, to save his friendship with the stylist, Charlie Sheen will probably foot the bill and Lindsay won't learn her lesson. Again.

90 comments:

Lindsey said...

The messiest of messes.

Lindsey said...
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dragon said...

Hahahahahahajahahahahahahajahahahas

VIPblonde said...

I feel like ass to ass is getting tired. I think Lindsay has moved on to space docking with Charlie Sheen. You're welcome :)

urban chaos said...

Surprised? Nope, not even a little..

libby said...

This is the BEST story I read all day. Go to the link Enty posted, for the pics of the dress!
The quote about it was:
"She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! "

You just know her cracked-out mania told her that the designer would certainly appreciate Lindsay's fashion sense in 'redesigning' the dress.
That dress was fucking amazing too. More pics at Celebitchy. It's completely infuriating that she would treat someone's art like a RAG.

First the NYT article about why NEVER to hire her, now THIS? She'll never get a dress again. Seriously!

urban chaos said...

Surprised? Nope, not even a little..

Christopher Cruz said...

*eye roll*

nicksauntie said...

When CHARLIE SHEEN looks responsible and normal compared to you, you are in REAL trouble!

ethorne said...

@VIP- Should I Google?

LottaColada said...

Fierce JLo-face, Lindsay. Fierce.

As for the mullet dress. Wouldn't that be considered short in the front, long in the back? I only see a slit on the side pictures from the DM.

VIPblonde said...

@ethorne Only if you're ready to see something that's worse than ass to ass :)

ethorne said...

Theses are all lies! Lindsay would never! The dress is supposed to do that-it's detachable! Gavin did it! It's all because her dad punched her mom 40 years ago! You're all jealous!

rejectedcarebear said...

That dress cut itself

Maximus said...

This bitch has no shame.

libby said...

Lotta--the pic of the roadkill-looking dress is at Enty's link. Seriously, it looks like a DISHRAG!!!
She will never get a good dress again. When you see that photo, you know why that prediction's not a hard one to make. WOWWY.

ethorne said...

@VIP-Aaannd, an extra cup of brain bleach for me please!

libby said...

*never get to BORROW a good dress again* Pardon.

sifichick said...

How long til people stop doing anything for this trick? Seriously she has NO respect for anything at all. This girl is a total lost cause. She's had WAY more chances than anyone else yet she gets away with this crap all the time. The designer should sue the crap out of her for ruining the dress.

Thank you LiLo for making me feel bad for Charlie Sheen. You are one hell of a coont.

audrey said...

@ethorne....you have graduated from the Dina Lohan School of Excuses with top honors.

greenmountaingal said...

I vote for a Blohan free March. Anyone with me?

LottaColada said...

@libby, I had clicked on it before and only saw one pic. They're mobile site SUCKS so I switched it their full site after what you and I see the dress now. Is that a buttcrack slit in back? I can only imagine what that's for.

Amber said...

If I were a designer, I'd be so bummed if she was photographed wearing something I made. Her stank destroys everything it touches.

mell61 said...

you know you're in trouble Lindsey when even CO$ don't want you!
Next stop, keeping the receipts from Target to try and get refunds after every reddish carpet appearance!

ethorne said...

@Lotta-Let me tell you about the last time I googled something...

Nemesis said...

You know that when she went to the club, she just decided that she wanted a short dress and was too fucking lazy to change. She didn't rip anything. Self entitled crack ho.

chumsley said...

What I can't wrap my head around is the fact that someone thought it was a good idea to lend this trick such a beautiful (and expensive) dress! Based on past history you should know that even off you get your stuff back from her, it'll be ruined.

Also, even though they say there's no such thing as bad publicity, what good could possibly come from having your brand associated with this skank?

LottaColada said...

@ethorne- if only one had an erase button for the brain! I'm imagining Carlos Estevez downing imodium as we speak!

Agent**It said...

Did she return the other half?

Lucas said...

@VIP - that was not how i wanted to start my morning.

phoenix said...

When karma comes a callin', it's not going to be pretty. She is unbelievable.

curlyhairslacker said...

@Libby, you know sadly I think people will still lend her dresses. How many times has this happened that she effs something up in one form or another?

J Sara said...

Ha!

auntliddy said...

Shes getting worse and worse. Almost time for the men in white coats.

PuggleWug said...

Dammit, VIP, now I have to delete my search history. I feel so dirty.

annabella said...

anyone who would lend lindsay anything at this point is asking for trouble. I'm not usually the blame the victim person, but seriously. what was he thinking?

I'm so tired of hearing about her and her dysfunction. its just not interesting.

MISCH said...

She's a pig, has always been one.

figgy said...

But $4000 for charlie sheen is like 40 cents to the rest of us.

Aqua Velvet said...

This is a Theia gown apparently, and was borrowed from a stylist. The stylists have to pay for the stars' clothes now? I saw a photo of the cut gown, and they didn't even do that properly.

@Amber

Amber, I totally agree with you. I cannot imagine any worse advertising.

prolixe said...

@Agent, I thought the same thing! Then figured she used it as a napkin.

Gorgeous dress, horrible model.

Sugar said...

Is this it?
to excrete inside a condom, freeze the condom and then use like a penis to give some one anal plessure.
VIP, you are my kind of skank!!!!

Sugar said...

Yes she will!! You just watch!

Seachica said...

A mullet dress: business in front, ass to ass party in back

Sunny said...

It's poo play, Thursday y'all!!

I'm guessing this fool didn't feel her dress was sexy enough when she got to the club so she decided she needed to show a little more skin. I am starting to feel ragey about this selfish pooter

Renoblondee said...

You guys! She's just a CHILD! It's not her fault!

SusanB said...

I can only assume that anyone who would lend her a dress is so desperate for business that they're willing to forgo one dress in order to attract customers. That just tells me it's a stupid, poorly run, money-losing business.

VIPblonde said...

@Sugar Not exactly. For anyone that wants to know what it means: Space Docking

Be forewarned, you will want your brain bleach ready

Primadiva said...

so, is this the sexual napalm mayer was referring to with Jessica Simpson? I might have to pass on lunch today...

LottaColada said...

@VIP I googled to be nosey when ethorne asked about it. :( the heart wants what the mind cannot erase.

stigs84 said...

@vipblonde ew, I'm gonna be sick after reading what space docking is.

I'm also gonna admit that someone once showed me a disgusting clip on the internet that involved space docking, ew, I'll never forget that godamn video, it randomly pops into my head every now and then out of nowhere.

Sherry said...

That dress hung like a potato sack on her. She was just trying to spice it up a bit.

Sugar said...

I suppose there are conflicting definitions of space docking. Both gross, one extremely unsanitary. When researching this important topic I stumbled onto something else: Obscure Sexual Act: The Zombie Punch
Not as depraved, yet still very curious!

VIPblonde said...

I think we now know how John Mayer spends his evenings

Agent**It said...

figgy, $1750 was the total cost (I think). Designers need to learn to JUST SAY NO TO THE HO!

skimpymist said...

Charlie better get a kiss or something if he foots the bill being that she didn't want to kiss him in scary movie cause she didn't know where his mouth is. Also I missed the blind about lindsey 2 days ago where she turned down money I think.

Aqua Velvet said...

Space docking in addition to being disgusting is very dangerous to a woman's health. Who cleans up after these people?

Meanie Reese said...

I call for Lohan-Free March!!

I got all ragey when I saw this last night. She doesn't even PRETEND to care. I'm done. Fucking done with this trick.

Jazzy said...

In the words of Frank Ocean, "Crack rock, crack rock... Can't find love cuz no one wants to get involved with cracky."

CamColty said...

Wtf !!!!

Lioness70 said...

I really don't understand celebs' obsession with bodily fluids and waste being such an important part of sex play. Give me plain old vanilla sex, ANY DAY.

Seachica said...

Who the hell comes up with ideas like space docking?!

I made the mistake of breaking down and googling that term. Now I will be sick to my stomach all day. Think I can take a work sick day and use this cdan thread as my excuse?

crila16 said...

Why does this girl keep getting people who believe in her and keep giving her undeserving breaks over and over again? She's had more breaks than Paris Hilton...and I thought Paris was bad. Lindsey is worse.

PuggleWug said...

I feel like such a perv after looking up some of the things you guys talk about.

PuggleWug said...

And it always comes from a Lohan thread!

VIPblonde said...

@Puggle A Lohan thread is where I first learned about Ass to Ass. Just trying to pay it forward :)

Portland Foodie said...

So not a Lindsey fan but shame on the designer for lending dress in first place and then getting more publicity by leaking the story. They are both classless.

Mango said...

Not only did that stupid ho ruin a beautiful dress, the remnants smell like something that cleaned an ashtray. I hope the stylist isn't on the hook for it.

And you know, I could have lived my whole life without knowing what "space docking" is, tyvm! :)

feraltart said...

Sugar & VIP, I am now edumacated, must stop looking up stuff on Internet. Not my cup of tea.
If anyone on here is into scat play can you explain why?

Sugar said...

I just love to be in the know, you know?
Poop in a pee hole? Can't think of anything nastier.

ethorne said...

@Puggle-Me too, but I was gonna blame VIP bc she always knows this stuff before the rest of us!

Mooshki said...

feraltart, I am most definitely not into it, but I read an interesting explanation once: they said that people who have that fetish feel like it's a way of their partner showing that they accept every part of them. It's probably for people who have really deep insecurities. Of course, with these celebs, I think it's more likely that they just get off on degrading people.

Agent**It said...

"Space docking" possibly originated from "The Aristocrats" .

Meanie Reese said...

I curse my inquisitive nature! It leads me to google ass-to-ass, goatse, blue waffle, blumpkin, and now space docking and zombie punch. All those listed above, I could have done without knowing, but now I know...what the hell do I do with that kind of *knowledge*?!?! Trivia games? I think not...

LOL

VIPblonde said...

@Meanie Wow, I learned a few new ones!!! There are some sick people out there. Give me Quentin Tarantino and his foot fetish any day over any of this. Who doesn't like a nice foot massage? :)

Meanie Reese said...

Oooh, a foot massage sounds fabulous!! Yep, I'll take a foot fetish any ol' day...as long as scat isn't involved, tyvm!

smash said...

Scat play scat play. You ladies crack me the f up!!! I have learned so much. :D

VIPblonde said...

@meanie and @smash OMG, now there's scat too?! Holy shit! (See what I did there?) I guess you really do learn something new everyday :)

I felt like ass to ass was getting dated, and now look at all the new things we've come up with for Lindsay to be doing in future threads! Bwahahaha

smash said...

People will do some fucked up shit. :)

N Szoko said...

Apart from him being batshit and trying to rehabilitate his image and him probably banging Ms. Lohan, any idea why he's shelling out all of this cash for her? He bangs a LOT of chicks, so the sex alone doesn't seem like it's the reason.

librariantobe said...

Delurking to say that I'm joining the "what designer in their right mind would lend Lindsay ANYTHING?" train.

@N Szoko, weird as it sounds, I think Charlie probably feels empathy for her because he's been there (I mean the drugging and partying, not stealing or dress-ruining) and thinks if someone would just help her out, she'd get it together. Which she either can't or won't or both.

Sherry said...

Doesn't Liho do this to all her dresses? She's done it before when she wanted a short dress from an evening gown. And yeah, why continue to lend her stuff. Idiots!

Lelaina Pierce said...

Wow, I feel really sorry for the stylist/designer. I mean, who would have thought this would have happened?
GMAFB

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Trying to decide if it's a good or bad thing that the designer's name isn't all over these articles. On one side, they'd get free publicity, but on the other... because of Lindsay Lohan.

This thread! Aaaaaa!!!! Not gonna google, not gonna google, can't make me! Smash, even your avatar looks horrified! LOL

MadLyb said...

I don't want to hear anyone whine about her stealing or destroying something they loaned her or entrusted her with, because, damn, you stupid.

JSierra said...

Oh.My.God. Zombie punch!

Goodnight said...

Ew, Charlie Sheen and Blohan together is just... wrong. She is totally classless but they should have known she'd do this.

Also, bitch is looking OLD. I know she looks awful in pap shots but you'd think she'd look better on a red carpet. In theory.

smash said...

I keep coming back and it is still making me laugh! I knew a guy in a band called "sleeve of wizard". I just now googled wizards sleeve and also had another idea in my head of what it was, I was wrong.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Wtf is wrong with Lohan? Ugh a Lohan free March sounds good. Feb has been so pleasant without the Kk ass parade.

Blind ItemMe said...

@ethorne you forgot that lindsay is also being raised by a single parent!

oh and i googled spac docking. i was curious and i figured since im not a cat it wouldnt kill me.

close enough though. EWWWWW

Tina Mallette said...

Anyone that is stupid enough to loan anything to Lindsay Lohan or have any business dealings with her I have no sympathy for as you are totally stupid.

What value is it to do any business with her in the first place at this point in time?

I wouldn't want my products associated with her, I'd rather starve