Friday, February 15, 2013

Blind Item #1

This A+ list movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has a special secret that she shares with her former boyfriend who is a former A list celebrity and now a solid B. Even though our actress is married, she still has a place right next to her ex and when she is in town and he is in town and they are both alone, they always spend the night together. He is the only one who has ever got her to do certain things. He is also the only person who has ever convinced her to get high.

67 comments:

StewMcG said...
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Renoblondee said...

The only A+ list actresses that are married that I can think of is Reese? Aren't Nicole and Goop more like just A now? Hmmmm

VIPblonde said...

Didn't Ted C have a blind about Natalie Portman hooking up with a rapper?

FSP said...

Reese Witherspoon/Jake Gyllenhaal
"He is the only one who has ever got her to do certain things" - Use a strap on.

Amber said...

LOL @ FSP

saycheese said...

nicole kidman and lenny kravitz?

noseygal48 said...

Lol @FSP!!!!! That's hilarious!!

Renoblondee said...

Nice @saycheese. That could fit.
Also, what about Julia?

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Susan said...

I was thinking Julia Roberts. Maybe with Kiefer.

Patty said...

Julia came to mind. Not sure who the ex would be? Kiefer???

caralw said...

I like the Nicole/Lenny guess. I can't see her getting high unless around him. LOL.

LottaColada said...

Lenny Kravitz could totally get me to smoke with him no questions asked :)

Renoblondee said...

The only thing about Julia is that I can't imagine Kiefer was the only person to talk her into getting high. Remember that person on here telling us how she was a heroin user back then?

Nutty_Flavor said...

I think of Lenny Kravitz as kind of a "confirmed bachelor" - in the original sense, not the wink-wink-nudge-nudge-secretly gay sense. It just seems like he doesn't want to be in a relationship. An occasional hookup with an ex would seem to fit that pattern well. And I would call him a solid B.

greenmountaingal said...

Angie

Karen said...

My first thought was Kidman/Kravitz. Do they have houses next to each other?

Cathy said...

Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett!!!

libby said...

actress + celebrity = Kidman/Kravitz. I think she takes it up the butt for him, like Lady Mary and that gorgeous Turk.

Frufra said...

libs, translate - Lady Mary and the gorgeous Turk?

LottaColada said...

@libby- LMAO, maybe he got her to try some ass to ass.

Frufra said...

@Lotta - ha!!

libby said...

Frufra---It's no spoiler, but it's in the first season of Downton Abbey. It's a MAJOR plot point the whole season.....Perfect Mary got seduced. I think it's the first episode.

AWESOME SHOW...You will NEVER regret it.

libby said...

Fru--The Turk sneaks into Lady Mary's room and seduces her, saying, 'You'll still be pure for your wedding day, I promise'
And she says, 'Are you sure? Is it safe?'

Passionate embrace---Fade to black.

It's cool because it's left up to us to realize what he means! hahahhaha

libby said...

Lotta wins CDAN, for the week! YAY!

(No more comments in a row, promise. Sorry.)

Frufra said...

libby, I gotta get on that Downton train! Apparently I'm missing out on greatness! Thanks for the teaser :-).

Frufra said...

P.S. - I totally think this BI is Nic and Lenny. And even if it's not, I choose to believe it is, because that's a hot scenario, IMO.

g.strathmore said...

Speaking of the Turk on Downton Abbey, my Balkan husband insists that Turks are obsessed with butt sex. He says it's like the fundamentalist Christians here in the U.S. who think that as long as the hymen is intact, they haven't actually had sex yet. So stupid.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Turkey is indeed right next door to Greece.

libby said...

strathmore---Turkey is very close to Greece, not surprising. lol

Seriously though, I liked that Downton showed from the FIRST episode that those virginal ladies weren't so pure. People have been skirting unwed pregnancy for centuries with butt sex.

I also think it's the intimacy of the sex act that makes you not a virgin, not which entrance. That's jmo.


Spring said...

If it was Julia, it could be Jason Patric. That's who she threw Keifer over for.....

libby said...

Nutty--I type slow, you beat me. Also I'm verbose. Deadly combo.

Basil said...

I like the Nicole/Kravitz guess. They were such an odd pairing at the time but I could see it now.

msgirl said...

JEEZ I didn't get that the Turk was talking about butt sex!!!

figgy said...

@libby, I love you for the Downton Abbey comparison! Perfect. I love that show to a ridiculous degree.

libby said...

Oh yeah, msgirl! That's what our beautiful perfect Mary did. I liked her so much for that.

libby said...

figgy--I gotta go soon, but if you're caught up on episodes, do yourself a favor and stay away from ALL spoilers for this Sunday's season 3 finale. I got it spoiled by going to a UK site by accident. It's DEFINITELY going to seduce us all back for season 4.
squeeeee

shelly said...

Waaaaa that was butt sex? How did I miss that?!? I love Downton Abbey.

AKM said...

*not listening to the "Downton Abbey" spoilers because I haven't seen it yet and it's next on my list, la la la...*

;-)

I like the Nic/Lenny guess.

libby said...

Shelly, it's what the Turk did with Lady Mary to begin with. It's what he talked her into.
Don't spoil anything else about that here, it's too good an adventure to spoil the Turk's fate here for those who have not seen DT yet, and how that indiscretion threads through Mary's season 1. and 2.

hunter said...

Omg you guys, I've been watching Downton Abbey since season 2 and never saw Season 1. You have just BLOWN my mind. But yeah, now they have gayness and that slutty 18 y/o - it's a pretty awesome show.

libby said...

First epi, AKM. You will still like me, I've spoiled NOTHING. bwahahahahaha
WATCH IT!
Seasons 1 & 2 are on Hulu & Netflix. Season 3 is still on PBS.org, under the name "Masterpiece" (it's part of that venerable series of programs).

I was a doubter, fiction normally can't catch me. But that DT family sure did. The writer, Julian Fellowes is a genius and I love him.

FrenchGirl said...

nicole kidman and Q Tip? just because

lizness said...

Totally agreed Nutty_Flavor. I do not think he is gay. I have a very close friends who after she and a buddy met Lenny in the park, they went back to Lenny's house (This is in the late 90s in NYC) to hang out and smoke and she said there were just topless beautiful women hanging out all over his house. Like imagine an ideal commune type place of lovely ladies just relaxing at Lenny's. Not gay, just no reason to settle down.

B. Profane said...

Wow, I wonder how Fallon will do a Downton Sixby version of that scene.

FSP's guess seems the most plausible, but the idea of Lenny backdooring Nicole is kind of deliciously lurid. Probably another fake BI, but an entertaining one.

crila16 said...

Can't be Jakey. He's toothy tile.

Rain said...

I was off the Kidman/Kravitz train because of the news over the summer that she had sold her NY apartment, but then I found this: (which I cannot hyperlink from my phone, grrr)

http://www.lollipop.sg//site/servlet/segment/stomp/lollipop/the_insider/1598780/lindsay_lohans_new_celebrity_neighbours.html

Since Liz & Dick is a very recent movie, I'm taking this to mean than Nic & Len still have properties in the same building. Convenient. She wouldn't risk a paparazzi catching her doing a walk of shame.

AKM said...

Ha ha, no harm, no foul, libby. It's on my list after I finish "All in the Family" and rewatch "Twin Peaks." Then "DA," and then I'm going to tackle "SN:TNG." Fun spring for me, no? :-)

AKM said...

(Duh..."ST:TNG.")

Jazzy said...

Yep, that's how I read it too.

EllenPo said...

I was thinking this was Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt. He was pretty A list on TV back in the day (and I don't know what he's doing now). I know Enty described the guy as a celeb, but that could mean actor too.

prolixe said...

Thank you, FSP - great morning laugh! I love the comparison of Lady Mary & the Turk with Nic & Lenny.

He is just hotness.

Lola said...

@Ellen, enty doesn't describe actors as celebrities. Celebrities are pretty much anyone who is famous but not an actor. That doesn't mean they've never ever acted, but that their primary route to celebrity was not through acting. If they are two things (like, say, Justin Timberlake), enty might describe them as celebrity/actor or singer/actor.

I always loved the NK/LK pairing because it was SO random (and I love them both)...how much more anti-Tom Cruise can you get than Lenny Kravitz?

Jolene Jolene said...

@Lotta--Lenny could pretty much get me to do ANYTHING if it meant spending the night with him. :) I've always thought he was one of the sexiest men alive...ever.

LottaColada said...

@Jolene- Yes!!! No people mag cover needed, he us without a doubt 1 of the sexiest men alive!

MalibuBarbie said...

@Rain - the space Lilo's crashing in, is at 30 Crosby St. That's where Lenny used to live, before he sold his place to Swizz/Alicia, who then sold it for $15M to whoever Lilo's new 'friend' is. Courtney Love also lived in the building for years...

Mango said...

@ Libby - Now see, I thought that smarmy Turk was referring to oral! And I've been watching Lady Mary waltz her way through seasons 1, 2 and 3 like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth and you're telling me she took it up the caboose and the Turk was the John Mayer of the Ottoman Empire?

Well, maybe he died of excitement before the deed actually happened. There is that to consider!



dragon said...

@Lotta Agreed. i'll do more than that. Orgy? Im down lol

dragon said...

@Ellenpo Love ur guess Does ben seem like smoker tho?

lol @FSP

PghJenn said...

Back off, yes mine ;). Been on my "to do" list for ages. LOVE him! Long term lurker, just had to post to stake my claim.

PghJenn said...

Ok, I posted once now addicted. I traveled to Turkey and spent a few weeks there. I heard this talked about by some locals. Just to be clear, I have no first hand (or first a--) knowledge.

hothotheat said...

I like Lenny and Nicole for this (because I like Nicole for all the cheating on her husband rumors).

Swanky said...

Nicole and Q-Tip

Sherry said...

Gonna be a big orgy cuz Lenny is God to me as well.

Sherry said...

OMG Libby. I never knew that and I have watched Downton Abbey from day one. I have to watch the first season again now!

Anna Nonymous said...

I don't like Lenny's shtick, but even I find it kind of entrancing. The way he speaks, dresses, I don't know why, but I can't stop myself from finding him sexy!
I too have to get on the downton abby train, I love period pieces, and it seems updated.
I definitely think that this is Nicole and Lenny, the part about he's the only one able to convince her to get high is a big hint.

babo said...

From 2 sources here in Paris (one being somebody hanging out with his crowd at clubs and such), Lenny Kravitz obviously likes them young, barely legal, maybe under.

Sorry to ruin the fantasy but he s a major a**hole in my book.

And now his daughter has the same age as his conquests to make the whole thing even healthier.