Monday, February 18, 2013

Blind Item #1

This former A list actress is quite the handful. At this point in her career, despite still having almost A list name recognition she would probably latch on to a reality show like Lindsay Lohan at a clothing photo shoot.   Anyway, our actress confronted her actor boyfriend after he came home one night a little late. The actress made the actor remove his clothes at the entry way to the house and then proceeded to inspect them for any signs of cheating. This freaked him out so much that he did not see her for two weeks. He has now gone back to her though.

40 comments:

Cleodacat said...

Pam Anderson?

Cleodacat said...

Disregard, I don't think she has an actor boyfriend.

VIPblonde said...

Melissa Gilbert / Timothy Busfield

auntliddy said...

If it is them, then they deserve each other.

mynerva said...

Halle?

ethorne said...

This nut needs to go audition for CSI, sounds like she has procedure down.

Amber said...

@VIP - sounds good to me! Weirdos.

Roman Holiday said...

So what would the clues be? Like a different color pubic hair stuck to his leg? Maybe a little lipstick on his boxers? Celebs just like us ha!!!!

Lynette said...

A spray bottle of that stuff that glows in the dark when it detects bodily fluids...... sorry, first thing that came to mind.

DA said...

Look for:

a.) Pubic hair color that doesn't match his

b.) If he has a beard, smell for any woman's crotch juices that may have dried there (which is why I don't care much for guys with beards)

c.) Smell his crotch for any signs of sex.

d.) Stray strands of hair that are not the length or color of his hair.

e.) Random lipstick stains.

f.) Random perfume scents (we all know what some random Enty fans use; don't start that thread again).

Very helpful if the guy doesn't clean himself off after sex.

Not speaking from experience. Just things I notice after sex that I would personally look for in this situation.

kgirl said...

Eva Longoria? I'm horrible with blinds but I think she's producing her own reality dating show soon.

Meanie Reese said...

I thought of Eva Mendes. I suck at blind-guessing, though. LOL

But, really?! Wow, how stressful that would be! For both parties.

Michael said...

Betty White.

HolidayinCambodia said...

If he is clean, does he smell like the soap you use in your house or that you know he uses at the gym, or some other soap?

Ivs said...

Lol DA thank you for that list, I'll make sure to never use it!

Angela said...

Sharon Stone?

SueRH said...

Pretty gross.

MrWolf said...

I call bullshit. This is a Riskay rap song called Smell Yo Dick - It was reference in one of those 'history of wooing men' videos enty posted a while back.

Shenanigans that this really happened.

Frufra said...

Ivs, I almost spit out my cereal - ha!

bullydog2 said...

Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner.

bullydog2 said...
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bullydog2 said...

Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/desperate-jack-begs-icy-heather-take-him-back

Principessa said...

You've...um...done this before O_o

Actually I do have a friend who caught her boyfriend cheating by, in her own words "after he came back from rollerblading I went down on him and I tasted pussy". Good times.

Principessa said...

You've...um...done this before O_o

Actually I do have a friend who caught her boyfriend cheating by, in her own words "after he came back from rollerblading I went down on him and I tasted pussy". Good times.

Tuxedo Cat said...

It the boyfriend had a terrible history of cheating I could maybe see it, but does she really want to do this for the rest of her life? It's a very controlling behaviour.

prolixe said...

Sounds like a fake numbered BI - Laura Ingalls and Redhead Pedo are in the DM today with "stepping out" and "my fiance is home!" headlines.

Agent**It said...

If my husband walked through the door and I demanded he strip naked he would be so freaking happy.

CrazyCatLady said...

Anyone who goes through that much trouble to find out if her BF is cheating has some serious trust issues. Probably best to just dump the guy.

CrazyCatLady said...

Or a huge insecurity problem

dragon said...

Lmao Nuff said

Jeri said...

Halle is that jealous but I don't think she wants a reality show. She's spent her whole career hiding her bitchiness.

feraltart said...

If they've been cheated on before I could see someone doing this. Ironic that this type of behaviour drives people away, th very thing they're hoping to avoid.

fordellcastle said...

Don't know why/I've got lipstick on my fly/sloppy blowjob (Sung to tune of Stormy Weather)

eris hilton said...

Good call bullydog. Totally Heather Locklear based on the career description, anyway. Please god don't give her a reality show, ugh.

Xander Dyle said...

@Agent

Seriously, I'd be like "Woo hoo! So the toddler is taking her nap? How long do we have before she wakes up"!?!?

Lizzie du said...

Yah this is something i can see her doing

chachi said...

Sounds like something Sharon Stone would do.

PuggleWug said...

I'm lost! I tried to Google pedo and Timothy Busfield, and got nothing. Can someone fill me in?

JSierra said...

Puggle there was a revealed blind that the crew on a TV show had a full time job keeping a very young Jennifer Love Hewitt out of his creepy clutches. Don't remember which show and too lazy to Google it and the original blind. It was revealed recently if you feel like pouring over AGC

Gabby said...

@fordellcastle - that was SO great!