Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Blind Item #2

This former A list tweener was at a Grammy party over the weekend and had her first line of coke ever. She said that it was the best thing she ever felt and then said except for sex with her B list actor all movies boyfriend but then said, "No, this is better. besides right now he is probably having sex with that b**ch he thinks I don't know about."

47 comments:

libby said...

It's Miley!

I dunno, I just like The Soup.

85134943 said...

Smiley Miley fo' sho'. Not sure doing coke is a good idea, though, can easily picture her taking it too far. You know, because she's so punk.

rejectedcarebear said...

My first line of coke was amazing too but it ends after that. Its never as good as the first try.

I just can't believe Miles hasn't done coke yet

PuggleWug said...

The Soup! Libby, from now on when my cat smells something odd and leaves her mouth open, it will be referred to as her sexy face. That comparison to J.Lo was priceless!

Jason said...

Yeah, everything fits Miley except for her never having done coke before. Figured she was a pro by now.

LottaColada said...

What happened with that blind suspected to be Liam from a few days ago, was he ruled out as the guy who could've gotten that girl pregnant?

Maximus said...

Miley. And run, girl, run. Coke is the best thing ever which is why it is the worst thing ever. /12yearsclean

Brenda L said...

Only Miley would say something like that

Bella Inamorata said...

liam is her fiance, not bf. i also have a hard time believing miley has never tried coke until recently lol.

libby said...

Aw, Puggle, you've made my morning!

She squints her eyes up too as she does the face, just like the cat! It's uncanny, huh? hahhahaha

Ye photoshoppers need to 'shop a slutty looking sausage-casing dress on a cat that's making that 'sexy' face, and we'll do a side-by-side w/ JLo.

Seachica said...

Yup, Miley. I'm surprised she hadn't tried coke yet, but maybe she was happy in potland. I feel bad for her. You can tell that she grew up in a messed up home, from her rebellion and her brother's rebellion. She has had a hard fall -- only her punk look and her fiancé have kept her name in the blogs. Her post-Disney career has been a no-go. She is probably bored and worried that she has peaked at 21. Her fiancé is cheating on her, because he is young and hitting his stride career wise and is in Hollywood with its hot and cold running starfuckers. I really hope she stays away from coke. If not, we will be watching her slide downhill into addiction rapidly.

K said...

Ashley Benson/James Franco.

jane3113 said...

Her dad sang Achy Breaky Heart. There's no way she hasn't done every drug ever invented to cleanse that from her DNA.

85134943 said...

I agree with everything you just said, Seachica, except for one thing. If Liam is cheating on her, which he more than likely is, he's doing it because he's a cheater - not just because he's young.

Also, I agree with those who would've thought Miley had tried coke before this, I certainly did, but this does indeed sound like her.

msgirl said...

I dunno, I didn't try coke til I was about 21. Loved it, and yep, that's why it's dangerous, so easy to get addicted. Fortunately I couldn't afford it.

JoElla said...

@Puggle, I have a cat who does this as well. We always called it the stank face, but you make a valid point, it is very JLo'ish LOL!

I did read that they do this to clear their noses of a smell. But the next time Tidbit does this, I am so saying "Oh look she is doing her JLo face"! LOL

Karen said...

I also find it hard to believe that Miley has never done coke. Otherwise this could fit because Enty always refers to Liam as Miley's boyfriend despite their engagement. I think it's because he knows that they'll never get married.

All about Eve said...

I can't believe she hasn't tried it before but this does sound like Miley.

I've actually never tried, I instinctively knew that it would be too addictive so I made sure to stay away.

LottaColada said...

Why is everyone so surprised she hasn't done coke? She seems more of an herbal remedy kind of gal. Now that she's transitioning into being some kind of punk rocker type, she's getting around to the booger sugar.

ethorne said...

@Lotta lololololol

SueRH said...

Miley hasn't peaked, she has a beautiful singing voice.

FrenchGirl said...

1/if she's Miley,why does she stay with him if she knows what he does behind her back?
2/why to write boyfriend whereas Miley and Liam are engaged?
3/i don't believe Miley never tried coke before (Miley,Coke is not good!)

MadLyb said...

If Miley starts erratically shooting off Tweets (more so than usual), we'll know it's her.

warecat said...

I'd take adderall over coke any day.

LottaColada said...

@MadLyb- you gave me the idea to check out her feed, not much to report but I did find this hilarious gem:

Pharrell Williams (@Pharrell) tweeted at 8:27 PM on Sun, Feb 10, 2013:

Hey lil sis @MileyCyrus, you know it's gonna be all about you at next year's @TheGRAMMYs, right? #GRAMMYS #smilers

phoenix said...

I can't believe that Miley tried/did everything else long ago except coke.

sarah.estell said...

She's just being Miley.

Tania said...

Good for you Maximus! You should be really proud of yourself!!

Count Jerkula said...

I hope it is Miley, because once coke destroys her morals we will surely get nude pics galore leaked on the net.

Tania said...

Good for you Maximus! You should be really proud of yourself!!

parissucksliterally said...

Miley's voice is horrible!

Her popularity peaked about 3 years ago. No way will she have the adoration she used to have again.

I too find it hard to believe that Miley would try coke now. She's had to have done it before.

Bill N said...

Coke does nothing but make my nose bleed. Gross.

dragon said...

Isn't Miley and Lam engage tho?

Unknown said...

My first line of coke today was the best thing every...

Char said...

I have no idea why so many people think coke is the best thing ever. I can't stand it. My first line of coke compared IN NO WAY at all to my first cap of E. Which compared in no way at all to the first oxy I ever took. Stay away from opiates! Way too addictive!

But yeah, could never get on board with coke. Just did not like it at all.

So oh right, yes, Miley.

Anna Nonymous said...

Oh Miley, just don't get all crazy with that shit ok? It's stupid, it's dangerous, the people are seedy, you're better than that, you're also bi polar and coke and bi polar doesn't mix. Stick with the bud girl, stick with the bud. And cut Liam loose already, he's as dumb as a brick and cheating on you. You can do better.

Lucas said...

@Count Jerkula - amen to that, brother.

ethorne said...

@Unknown, in my head that so started out as, "Dear diary..."

Mango said...

LOL @ Lucas! That's right, you have a little crush on Miley. :D

I find it hard to believe that she's never tried coke before but it does kind of make sense. All we've had from her are bong hits and tatts. No real "incidents". Amazing, seeing that her dad is probably a user.

SueRH said...

Who says Miley is bipolar??

Count Jerkula said...

If she is a little bi polar, the blow will make them Highs and Lows much worse.

Have you guys seen the pics of her from the Clive Davis party, w/ her lil titties hanging out of her dress and the one of her and Katy Perry where she makes a funny face sticking her long alluring tongue out. That tongue is built for naughty things. NAUGHTY things.

http://mileygallery.net/thumbnails.php?album=2311

Kati Dontwannaknow said...

You guys do know liams been in like five tv shows....

kung fu joe said...

I was going to say it's Miley but there is no way it's her first line of coke ever.

fancyscreenname said...

Not Miley. And she's never done coke...........

>:^(

Cee Kay said...

Slightly OT, but I do NOT get the coke love. I tried it about four times in my life (about 20 years ago) and never once felt the euphoria, either with snorting or smoking it. It's probably just as well...

JSierra said...

One episode guest spots on two shows do not disqualify someone from being all movie, especially if they were years ago. All movie means what they do now, what they are known for now, and considering that Enty is from the US and so are a lot of his readers, I doubt he or most of the people on here have even heard of The Elephant Diaries or realize that he was on Neighbours for a season. Unless they looked up on IMDB like I just did.

Count Jerkula said...

Elephant Diaries?? Was that Rosie's show on Oprah's network?