Friday, February 01, 2013

Blind Item #5

This former A list celebrity is now a sometime actress and sometime television star. She is one of the bigger frauds around and loves for people to feel sorry for her and think she is poor and always sick. Thing is the only thing that makes her sick nowadays is when she has a coke binge. She has enough money to pay for it and to have an assistant cut it into lines for her.

42 comments:

Jessica said...

Blohan.

LottaColada said...

Omg all I have is LiLo

phoenix said...

"She has enough money to pay for it and to have an assistant cut it into lines for her."

That part sounds like a bygone era for Lindsay.

Single Man in Love with Love said...

Octo Mom?

FSP said...

I'm not so sure this is LiLo. Was she ever A list? Does she have an assistant? Or would that be Dina?

Renoblondee said...

Sounds exactly like Lohan except the money part.

Miss S. said...

I say Paris Hilton.

shiny_special_one said...

Hm, Paula Abdul was my first thought, but I guess that doesn't fit because she doesn't act.

prolixe said...

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Kristin Chenowith - she's in the DM for throwing a tantrum about her dog. Former A-list Broadway singer & actress (Wicked), acted on TV (West Wing, Pushing Daisies) & movies. Hope it's not, though... I like her a lot.

Anishinaabeg Ikwe said...

I thought Pamela Anderson.

LottaColada said...

Who else gives the impression of being poor? Only other person I can think of is Tara Reid but she hasn't gotten acting work in forever beside the American Pie reunion.

LottaColada said...

And the "the only thing that makes her sick" to me was a reference to Lindsay trying to bow out of get court appearance because she was "sick."

timebob said...

Potentially Lindsay could be sitting on a lot of unclaimed cash due to her middle eastern visits and side business wink wink..

And she did look horrible at court, looked like coke bloat face.

Gypsy said...

In all fairness Lotta, coke and cigarettes can lead to an upper resp infection. So see? She wasn't lying!

KendraWM said...

Xtina?? Burlesque for the movie and The Voice for the sometime Tv star?

KendraWM said...

I guess she doesn't fit the poor criteria but damn she needs to spend money on some clothes that fir her.

cc423 said...

I have a hard time accepting that Paris would go around wanting people to think of her as poor.

KPeony said...

I don't think this is Hohan. I think she's really broke and it's not all that surprising she still does coke.

O'Really said...

I was thinking Pamela Anderson

MontanaMarriott said...

Pam and the whole hep C sick thing

LottaColada said...

@Gypsy, did you see her checking her forehead for a fever? She needed medical attention ASAP!

Besides when enty mentions fraud, my mind immediately goes to Lindsay or JLo as a default.

stigs84 said...

Geez, can you imagine?

"What do you do for a living?"
"I cut up lines of coke for my boss, amongst other things"

JSierra said...

Damn i hope not, i love her!

AndrewBW said...

I like the Xtina guess. Saying singer would be too big a clue, but she was definitely A list. And now she does a spot of movies and of TV. And she certainly has enough money for an assistant.

Tina Mallette said...

But when has Christina complained once about being sick?

hunter said...

Lohan doesn't fit the "sometime television star" even though she had that guest spot on Glee, not exactly a "star."

Gotta be someone who maybe has competed on a Dancing WTS show or something maybe?

hunter said...

Plus Lindsay would cut her own damn lines thankyouverymuch. No need to wait for an assistant to do it - AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO' THAT!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

If Lindsay had money I think she'd be handing it over to Shawn Holley. Maybe if Shawn was paid some of what she was owed she might consider taking Lindsay back on. Lindsay is of course too dense to realize this.

Jessica said...

I thought it was funny the night after Blohan's court appearance, she randomly tweeted something about Dubai and said she is going to go there soon. No doubt for another dick sucking paycheck.

whocaresnow12 said...

She didn't throw a tantrum about her dog. She has the proper paperwork for her dog to be on the light wither and the gate supervisor harassed and ridiculed her for not having it until it was pointed out by another attendant that she indeed had all the proper documentation. American Airlines has public ally admitted wrong doing.

whocaresnow12 said...

I agree. The Chanel dress he was wearing was great though,

Basil said...

I say this is Lindsay. Just because she "want's" people to feel sorry for her doesn't mean they "do". And of course she has an assistant. Not paid, but she can probably always find someone to fill that role.

Angie said...

That's exactly what I was thinking. Those princes are know for paying a huge sum to publicly party with big names then pay an even larger s behind closed doors to be... Well behind closed doors.

LottaColada said...

FWIW, Lindsay has done made for tv movies.

caralw said...

I don't know about Xtina. I don't think she ever pretends to be poor or sick. Not saying she does or does not do coke.

figgy said...

Dick.sucking paycheck, haha. Tho I suspect she does far worse than that for the money, like let herself be beaten and raped.

GatorGirl said...

Huh larious

NaughtyNurse said...

Pam Anderson

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I read this as Leann Rimes, she has had millions of toothaches and backpains the last couple of years. But would she qualify as an actess (was in couple of movies,small rolls) and she gets mentioned on tv a lot (haha).

tiger dilly said...

Haha hi kristen!

Poop Taster said...

Vanna White. ugh, such a drama queen!

Peter said...

She can't afford blow, does meth.. hence her appearance.