Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Blind Item #5

This Vanderpump Rules star has a bunch of naked photos set to hit the internet. While not really unexpected, her brand new role will probably go bye bye when they hit the world wide web because her A list mostly television actress boss is not a fan of scandal.

36 comments:

T. E. Cuz said...

stassi? scheana?

FSP said...

WTF is a Vanderpump?

Renoblondee said...

Crap, I looked this up thinking it was a movie and it turned out to be more of that Housewife bullshit. Grrrrr

phxhousewife said...

scheana, she did femme fatale and there is already nudes of her posted online from the shows sex scene

VIPblonde said...

I would guess Sheena, the starf*cker. I refuse to look up the weird way in which she spells her name.

katydid said...

I'm confused who is the A list boss? Wouldn't Lisa be her boss? Is someone on that show a nanny too?
I can't watch it! As much as I love Lisa those twits are like the 2nd coming of The Hills

VIPblonde said...

I change my answer. Laura-Leigh. When Jax was talking about her Juliiard background last night, I IMDB'ed her and was shocked to see that she has a recurring role on season 2 of The Client List. Her almost A List Actress Boss is Jennifer Love Hewitt!!

(If you need a refresher, Laura-Leigh is the recovering addict with the annoying voice that likes to have sex with Jax in restaurant bathrooms)

violet said...

Nice work VIP Blonde!!! I admit I am a Housewives addict- but I can't stand the Vanderpump show. It makes me feel old

katydid said...

Nice work VIP. I will defer to you on all VR blinds I just can't with that show. HW will forever rule the remote in my household though! I have a pact with the hubby he can watch all the UFC he wants I get my HW.

KendraWM said...

I was going to say LL but you bet me to the punch. I will admit I am a 40 something, professional women with a family and I have not missed and episode. Yes, I need help.

I will say watching the expression on Jax's face at the AA/NA meeting last night when LL started talking about when she was using Meth and stealing from family, friends, was priceless.

car54 said...

I may be losing my Bravo mojo.

I have just not been able to watch this show nor some of the other newer non-housewife shows lately and I used to watch ALL the Bravo shows. I even skipped Atlanta housewives this season.

cc423 said...

This Vanderplump show is tedious... just a bunch of pretty young things trying to get famous by standing around and acting like they do not know cameras are capturing their every move.

ljsmed said...

I have to admit, I love this show. As a former server/bartender it's rings so true to what goes on with the waitstaff in many places. Drama, drama, drama, and more drama. I'm so glad those years are behind me.

hollywood dime said...

I just think it brilliant how they have the least attractive one always saying how beautiful they all are! I always scream at the tv 'except you, snaggletooth' lol

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

@car54, you missed out on what was probably my fav season of Atlanta. It definitely lead to the best (worst) song "gone with the wind fabulous"...seriously hilarious.

Agreed this show sucks, bunch of fame whores who will get d-list famous by default. And sadly it makes me like Lisa a little less. I haven't stopped watching tho yet haha.

New Life and Attitude said...

I watch it because I can't turn away, but I am disgusted with myself for it. They are just all so shallow and definitely trying to get their fame any way that they can. They act like they are so much better than everyone else. And that Stassi chick is a BITCH! But Laura Leigh is absolutely annoying. She looks like a naive little girl and her voice is whiney but she is a nympho and coniving.

katie said...

For those that watch this and RHOBH (married, professional, over 40 and educated-I watch PBS too dammit):

I googled pictures of Pandora's bachelorette party in Vegas. Stassi is there, the two brunette sidekicks, and possibly the African American singer was too.

So Pandora's friends are being paid by Mummy to be friends or is it a chicken/egg thing?

warecat said...

Aw! Atlanta's not that bad this season, only because of Gone With The Wind fab Kenya. That woman is insane! But, yes I am a total Bravo whore & I have yet to see an episode of Vanderpump Rules. Eh.

VIPblonde said...

@katie I don't have concrete proof, but here's my take:

I read that Stassi said she's worked for Lisa for 3 years, but she's best friends with Pandora so it seems like she's known her longer. To me, that says she became best friends with Pandora AFTER she started working for Lisa. Also, I think Pandora used to (and may still) work for Lisa's restaurants (as most children of parents who have restaurants do). So I think Pandy met/became friendly with the waitstaff after they had been hired; not gotten her mom to hire her friends. With how close the staff seems to be, it would make sense that Pandora is equally close to them if she works there too (or used to work there).

Sidebar: You can also see Max (Lisa's adopted son) in the background sometimes on Vanderpump Rules working at SUR

warecat said...

Great detective work @VIP! What a trashy hooker. My 4yr old's middle name is Lorelei, (close enough to LL's name) so I will def not degrate myself & break down on a Sat & watch a marathon of the show.

PuggleWug said...

I now think less of Pandora for being bffs with Stassi. Something has to be wrong with her. I like Lisa less after watching this show. Apparently Sur and Villa Blanca aren't too great either. The food is apparently okay ,but both restaurants are extremely run down.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I started watching this b/c I love Lisa, but my DVR stopped recording it. Anyone know where I can watch it online for free? I can buy it through Amazon but I'm not paying to watch this show. ;)

Good sleuthing, VIPblonde!

lazyday603 said...

Emily Van Camp (not a guess as much as a prayer).

katie said...

My take exactly. If Lisa does not herself or Pandora tarnished by the association, expect Stassi to be gone. Ratings might be good but Stassi is universally loathed.

katie said...

That makes sense. Thank you.

katie said...

*Want herself*

Mango said...

@ Lelaina Pierce - Your DVR has good taste!

I love Lisa but I can NOT watch Vanderpump Rules. I just can't deal with these not-even-very-pretty, vacuous dumbasses and their melodramas. If I took a shot every time someone said "like", I'd be drunk 90 seconds into the show. Stassi is toxic, Laura Lee has a horrible little girl voice that makes me crazy and the others all look too much alike and I can't even tell them apart, nor do I care to.

I watch a LOT of crap TV, but this is too crappy, even for me. PASS.

Now, re RHoBH - Did anyone see how Taylor was too drunk last night to know where her kid was? WTF was *that* all about?

Lelaina Pierce said...

@Mango - Yeah, you're probably right. I saw the first two episodes and I didn't think it was possible to loathe people so quickly. But I enjoy seeing Jax half naked. ;)

I immediately went a Googlin' when I saw last nights RHOBH after that and sure enough Taylor had already written a statement on her blog about it. She seemed pretty wasted on WWHL most recently, too.

T. E. Cuz said...

lol @hollywood dime. I thought the exact same thing. Kristen is so ugly.


Stassi's personality sucks but imho she is actually kind of attractive.

PuggleWug said...

Stassi's personality ruins her looks. That girl is just vile. The fact that Lisa has allowed her to treat her coworkers like shit for 3 years makes me think Lisa isn't as business savvy as she wants to appear to be. In one of the first episodes she told Sheena she needed to stand up to Stassi, or she would walk all over her. Lisa needed to put Stassi in her place, rather than telling someone to buck up. She's the fucking boss. She is allowing this bitch to create a hostile work environment. The woman doesn't even reprimand employees who have sex in the restaurant's bathroom.

I too loathe most of the people on that show (starting to loathe Lisa), yet I continue to watch. Go figure. Taylor was a fucking mess last night. Poor Kennedy. The Brandi and Adrienne show is totally boring me. They are both gigantic assholes.

cricket said...

WTF is a Vanderplumb??? Or do I even want to know

katydid said...

If u want to see something funny google Stassi and Amazing Race. She was on the show with her family and is unrecognizable. Fat, brunette, pre facial plastic surgery and a whiny brat to boot. I can't even look at that bitch without giggling inside knowing that's on film forever! Try and find a clip if you can, its gold.
Agree Taylor was disgusting last night. She needs to pull her head out of her ass.

Mooshki said...

Lisa flat out said she'd fire Stassi if she weren't Pandy's friend.

IMRICHBITCH said...

I dined at Villa Blanca when RHOBH was in its first season and Pandora was my server. I was also at Sur recently and Lisa's son max bused my table, no joke! So I would guess that Lisa has had her kids working there and that is how Pandora is such good friends with all the staff

JSierra said...

I wish this was Peter :(

IMRICH more importantly, how was the food?

I work with a woman whose sister in law owns a cupcake business that was approached by Bravo to film a pilot. They agreed and Bravo handed them a script with all sorts of drama in it that they had never had in the store before, and they all failed miserably at acting it out like Bravo wanted, so the pilot got dropped (possible wrong terminology here, but I am no film expert so don't shoot me). The woman I work with loves all the Bravo shows and said that while she always assumed it was fake, having solid proof just makes it all the more hilarious. And as I sit here watching last night's Vanderpump, I must say that I agree. Especially every time Stassi cries, someone give that girl a MTV award!

JSierra said...

"You need to take your victim tampon out of your ass!"

Who knew Laura Lee was so clever!