According to the National Enquirer, Britney Spears is searching for a new guy already and is doing so on online dating sites. Apparently she has limited it to some e-mails and some flirting but I find it very hard to believe that she is even allowed online and there is no way anyone around her is going to let her talk to strangers. They just aren't. Everyone Britney sees or talks to is planned out in advance. The only surprise person in Britney's life is whatever barista she runs into at Starbucks. The only decisions Britney is allowed to make are what drinks she orders and what she can wear. That all being said, I wonder what a Britney Spears dating profile would say. Judging from the photo above, you would probably not want to cheat on her.