Sunday, February 10, 2013

Grammy Awards Post

Talk about the red carpet or the show. Or just talk about whether award shows would be more interesting if they were aired in Russian. Drinking game alert. Everytime CBS promos one of its shows, you have to drink.

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Sunny said...

I try to make my CDAN comments PG 13, but I talk to a few CDANers off the site and they piss their pants because I drop fuck bombs all the time

smash said...

Sunny one of my worst habits is saying balls. I have stopped in public but at home it is in rotation.

V said...

Sunny, you're hilarious! I know have the chant, "cunt, cunt, cunt" in my head!

smash said...
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V said...

*now...

I'm known for dropping fuckshitdamn on a regular basis

JSierra said...

You guys are nuts with these hand signs East Coast/West Coast reppin. It's all about the SouthWest!

I'm not even going to pretend like I know any hand signs or cool sayings for South East Texas, I will just embarrass myself even further O_o

smash said...

We got mad gangs in the NW ;)
My let your fuck flag fly comment was deleted.

smash said...

Not deleted just not sent and completed.

ethorne said...

Lol @Sunny-are you going to be a cunt causing trouble?

Meanie Reese said...

lmao @ *let your fuck flag fly*

I'm a very foulmouthed wench and have been since I was 13. See no fucking reason to change at 50!

I'm hoping to learn some new ones with this. =)

Sunny said...

You girls are killin me. Fuckity fuck. Cunt cunt cunt. But I just don't with the P word. Swear to God I still spell it. It's right up there with panties

JSierra said...

Sunny just wait until the word cunty becomes part of your everyday vocabulary.

"My dog was being really cunty today, she ate the cheese puffs right out of my hand!"

Or

"Biebs was being really cunty on Twatter because he was throwing a cunty tantrum over not being invited to the Grammys"

V said...

Holla at the NW ;)

Another fave...motherfucker bitch bitch.

JSierra said...

Yeahhh pussy makes me feel dirty even when typing it so don't ever expect to see it again from me. Gah it makes me feel scuzzy and sticky and just dirty in general.

Sunny said...

Do you guys remember the anorexic couple blind? Oooohhhh, Faith and Tim are so skinny

Sunny said...

Do you guys remember the anorexic couple blind? Oooohhhh, Faith and Tim are so skinny

V said...

I think cunty is a great adjective! Should be used much more often.

What up with faith hill? On the Logan diet?

prolixe said...

I like movie award shows more than music award shows just because you don't have to watch a gazillion performances. And my Bieber Performance Virgin pact remains intact!

V said...

*lohan...cunty autocorrect

Meanie Reese said...

It's fucking awesome to see cuntcuntcunt ! ! ! ! People always shake their heads or gasp when I let it fly: I refuse to give it power.

ethorne said...

Hahahaha @JSierra.
OT, but @Sunny, on RHOBH last time Lisa said, " I don't like the word vagina. There are prettier words like pussy." Omg, I was cracking up.

smash said...

Maybe Faith Hill just had a teeth whitening thing in or Invisalign and she took it out, on the red carpet she could barely speak.

Sunny said...

Don't fight the hot, Johnny!!!!

smash said...

As someone said earlier. Johnny Depp has gone full pirate.

smash said...

What was really going through my head "for fucks sake why is Johnny Depp here!"

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Sunny said...

I feel like Enty has been hinting that Carrie Mulligan has been miz since she married the Mumford fella. I don't want to believe it. They were penpals FFS!!!
(Right? I'm taking any dream or morsel of gossip and making it real tonight)

V said...

I hate vagina! Part of it has to do with the fact my name is Valina (vah-lee-nah), but with the spelling, sometimes I feel like I'm trapped in that "rhymes with clitoris" Seinfeld episode.

smash said...

Maybe she thought it would be a great romance and he is really just ok?

smash said...

I feel like taint is not used enough.

V said...

Loving Solange's hair.

If they were only pen-pals, maybe they aren't compatible (sex-wise)

Sunny said...

It most certaintly isn't

smash said...

More fucking commercials. Go figure.

Meanie Reese said...

@V. I'm sorry. I'm laughing but I can imagine you got grief for that name.

I hate vagina! Pussy doesn't bother me at all: I'm kinda surprised at how many people don't like to say pussy. Pussies. lol

Yes! Taint needs to out loud more often!

ethorne said...

I'm not a fan of the word either @V, it just cracks me up that she thought pansy was a prettier word. Your name is very pretty properly pronounced.

smash said...

Like beaver for istance is a douchey taint. Perfect.

Laura said...

@jSierra I'm all about sw Texas too, I automatically go for the longhorn sign.

V said...

Gross, just saw an assy Xenu commercial! Vomited in my mouth...

I'm also pro taint!

@Melanie...it secretly makes me laugh too ;)

Sunny said...


Oh Beyonce - you're WASTED!!!

I know I'm nothin but a C causin trouble, but what in John F Kennedy hell is going on with Justin Timerlake's hair? Mess that shit up!

Meanie Reese said...

I HATE beaver for pussy!! Hate it! I also can't stand saying cock: dick is where it's at.

smash said...

Oh no Justin Bieber is a beaver. I think this song is catchy but agree I miss his curly hair.

prolixe said...

Oh myyyy.... CDaN ladies letting it fly!

V said...

@Melanie, one of my favorite expressions is, "I love a good deep dickin'"...dick is where it's at...

smash said...

I wished they didn't do the color change, Jay is the man. I may not care for him but I will admit he is a Mac daddy.

smash said...

V- hahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahahaha.

Prolixe- this is cdan unchained! ;)

ethorne said...

You guys are killing me. Justin T got loose with a Flow-bee. And yes @Meanie, dick is where it's at.

V said...

Gotta admit I do really like Jay-Z. He has "it"

Meanie Reese said...

I need me a good deep dicking!

Hahahaaa! I KNEW y'all would give me something new to say!

Laura said...

I stick with crumpet. I only call people assholes, huge assholes, complete assholes...........I might need a new word.

Sunny said...

Can I be bff with Jay Z? I think I'd be so much cooler if I could tell my kids to pick their shit up and he'd come up behind me saying "Yeahhhh, kidssss, pick your shit uppppppppp"

Really, it could come in handy often

smash said...

Deep dick dippin. Justin sounds like his balls have moved north for the winter.

Laura said...

Lol @ dick is where it's at!

V said...

Bored with JT...zzzzzZzzzz

smash said...

Sunny but what if your child came back with -I can't 99 problems but choirs ain't one... :)

smash said...

I got 99 not I can't. Damn!!!

Sunny said...

Frank Ocean vs Chris Brown. Oh my!!!

smash said...

Nas is so littttlle. To think he was with "my neck my back my pussy and my crack" who's other hit song was "milkshakes" such a clasy lady. Messy divorce between them.

V said...

@smash - hahaha!


Channel Orange is such a great album. I'm glad Frank Ocean won.

smash said...

I really fucking hate Chris Browns music. It is really shitty.

smash said...

Sooo. You can buy moonshine in the stores here. It is cornmash whiskey. They have flavored kinds!! One is apple cinnamon. Amazing! I have a hard time digesting booze but this stuff seems to be ok.

V said...

To quote Weezer, Chris Brown is a boil on the butt of humanity.

I used to like him, now...he's turned into a fucking helminth

JSierra said...

You guys rock but I gotta catch some z's now, have fun West Coasters!

SouthWest out

smash said...

It pisses me the fuck off great bands like Weezer do really great then just fan supported. It is like the music industry throws Chris into everything and makes him the hot shit he thinks he is.

V said...

@smash I saw moonshine too! I'm a big fan of hooch...homemade is the way to go.

smash said...

Night night Jsierra- I can't wait for some gypsy fun tomorrow!!!!

V said...

Sweet dreams JSierra

smash said...

V- we love the moonshine show on history channel. My favorite is the old guy who sings "rye whiskey, Rye whiskey..." That's all I know. But it is a classic bluegrass song.

Sunny said...

I can't tell if all these people are Gakked out, or just nervous

V said...

I like that show and the song. One of my friends makes great moonshine. I love soaking fruit in it.

smash said...

He looked fucked out of his gourd. And I hate hate hate Adam levines voice. He is dirty sexy though.

smash said...

V- they had cranberry, strawberry, black berry and the apple pie. The other kinds had actual fruit. I want to try the cranberry one now that I know it won't make me ill like most alcohol.

Sunny said...

oooh, I like how alicia is doing a Sheila E thing. That's cool

NL said...

Daniel Victor posted this on his Neverending White Lights twitter page. Interesting:
@iamneverending From my personal experience with Katy Perry, correct RT @DiggzWorld: Katy never had them boobs. @iamNeverending can vouch! She's pregnant!

V said...

Is Alicia Keys channeling her inner Sheila E?

smash said...

Now Alicia Keys. Bitch has got some pipes! She can sing something fierce.

smash said...

Major underboobage going on. Katy perry may be prego. I totally could see it. Kaley is adorbs.

smash said...

I hope florance wins!!!

V said...

Definitely do the Cranberry!!! Cranberry moonshine is greats with soda water.

smash said...

:(

smash said...

Yummy!! That's what I added to the apple just to calm it down. Dammit! I shoulda just got the cranberry like I thought. :)

V said...

I think I've had too much wine tonight...

smash said...

Wine hangovers are the worst. But a Bloody Mary in the am helps! :( I miss drinking. Damn my body!

Count Jerkula said...

Best song of the night was The Weight.

I kept waiting for that Forrest Gump song to break into something worth listening to. I came away actually feeling embarrassed that I sat through it.

V said...

I may need to do that before I go to work...

Is it all alcohol? Or just certain kinds?

smash said...

It is tomato juice and vodka or tomato juice and beer but that is called something else.

smash said...

Oh and some Tabasco, salt and pepper, lemon juice. You can add a celery stick or carrot stick to stir it and munch.

V said...

Tomato juice and vodka. I think TJ and beer is a red eye?

smash said...

I think Rihanna sang really pretty. Who is the dude?

V said...

Pickled asparagus ;)


I'm actually really liking RiRi

Sunny said...

I feel like there's performances like Pink from a few years ago, or someone soulful like Adele. I just couldn't get into Rhianna with that song

smash said...

I like her too. :( pickled asparagus yum! I love All pickled items. Thanks for reminding me I have so many olives!

V said...

Was that Gotye?

I hate that's about CB, but she'll grow up and learn in her own time.

smash said...

So true sunny. Pink has made me cry from her performances. I am a pushover for her. I have never bought one of her CDs! :)

V said...

Pink's performances have been gorgeous! I think her voice is stunning!

smash said...

Jay Z has won over 15 Grammys. DAyum.

smash said...

He looks like he is craving some heroin.

smash said...

Awwww... Am I all alone. :(

V said...

I'm here! S-l-o-w refresh rate!

Sunny said...

Smash - I'm hanging in there, but barely. This is pretty snoozy!!

V said...

K, love black keys. Good ol rock n roll

smash said...

It's been super bad lately. And my cable is acting like the Internet and fragmenting parts of my tv shows.

V said...

Yah, I loathe Comcast!

smash said...

It is sooo boring. Kelly Clarkson has a nice voice but it is slow going song.

V said...

I'm waiting for her money hook

V said...

No on can sing this like Aretha.

V said...

*one ;)

smash said...

Bruno mars songs always get stuck in my head. He is harmless fun music.

smash said...

That must be amazing as a young artist to preform along side someone like Sting.

smash said...

This Is really what I wanted to see. Sting is hot!!!

V said...

Great performance production!

smash said...

That was really wonderful. :) I am glad we stuck it out!!! :)

V said...

Wow, that is how you perform at the Grammys.

V said...

I would love to see that concert.

smash said...

I know! I got choked up a little. That was amazing collaboration.

V said...

It really was! And seeing the audience participation...super cool.

I know people are really tough on RiRi, but she sounded great tonight and genuinely looked like she was having fun up there.

smash said...

I agree V. Her life choices are her own really. Her performances are what should matter. And she is a damn good performer.

jg610 said...

sounds mean but i'm so glad they seemed to snub chris brown, no performing, no presenting,etc. but on a happy note, Bruno Mars is somethin' else!!!

V said...

She is, and I think people forget, she is still quite young and has a lot of living to do...and it ain't going to be all perfect ;)

I also apply this sensibility to Taylor Swift.

smash said...

Bruno Mars is such a lovable character. I wanted to not like him at first but now I can't help it! :)

V said...

I love Bruno - a true showman.

smash said...

Thank you v. :) It kills me when people give taylor such a tough time. She got famous at 15 and is still just barely 23.
I am completely different between 26 and when I was 23.

smash said...

Jack White is crazy creative, he is a true Artiste.

Sunny said...

JFC!! I was trying to post from my phone but that bitch has it out for me
Loved the Marley tribute, Lumineers are awesome, Jack White is pretty incredible and Good night everybody! I don't want to fry my ovaries with my laptop
Thanks for hanging with me ladies!!

smash said...

Night night sunny bunny! ;)

Sunny said...

Ok, but what's the business about KP's boobies? They've always been big. Why are people guessing she's preggo?

V said...

If my mid-thirties self could go back in time, I would slap my early twenties self upside the head. I did some really stoopid things. I'm not going to judge ;)

Also - jack white killed it!

I really wish Bama Shakes would win.

smash said...

Her tits look glorious.

V said...

Sweet dreams Bunny ;)

I think I may dream about KP's tits

prolixe said...

Oh, a friend won a (team) Grammy! Woohoo!

V said...

Prolixe, congrats to your friend! What category?

smash said...

Nice prolixe!

smash said...

I like Carrie. She is another sweet artist, I am glad she is private. And her voice is very pretty.

Sunny said...

I am waiting for Carrie to rip that shirty dress off. What is happening right now

Sunny said...

Shirty?? That shucks

smash said...

I bet they wish everyone could have 3d TVs for that, it just seemed sort of odd and out of place.

V said...

Not sure about that dress, but I sure do love her voice!

smash said...

Prince is a sex bomb, sex bomb.

smash said...

So happy for them! Kimbra is so pretty.

V said...

Yessss.

I think I would be happier getting an award from Prince vs the award itself.

smash said...

I don't know if I can sit through another hour of commericals. My cat just came to tell me its bed time. :) Both of the dogs are in bed with dad and he is like "hello! it is late mom!" Damn animals.

V said...

This is semi painful! I cant figure out why.

V said...

Omigosh, one of the local news stations had people get stoned then drive through an obstacle course. I wanna be a volunteer for that!

V said...

Who did Ryan Seacrest sell his soul to?

smash said...

V- are you in the seattle area? They had that commercial here! I want to do it!

smash said...

And I was also wondering that about Seacrest earlier tonight. He is foreeeeevveeerrr Yount.

V said...

I am in Seattle. Where are you?

Loved the "in memoriam" tribute. I think that edged out Bruno/Sting as my favorite of the night. Close margin ;)

Seacrest creeps me out.

smash said...

Seacrest is some sort of suckubus.

I am up by northgate mall. And I agree Bruno/sting with the marley tribute was the best part(also the half way point). :)

V said...

That isn't far at all! Interesting all of the top categories were split.

smash said...

Time for bed for me. Have a good night V!

V said...

Same here. Sweet Dreams Smash!

Xander Dyle said...

Man!
I finally get back from finishing work obligations and you West Coasters punk out on me?

Xander Dyle said...

@mayor timebomb
Love it that you get what I am saying.
Honored to get a response from the Mayor.
:-)

Its just U said...

As I said above I meant thick as in dumb. Its what we say here. That girl is skinny!!!

auntliddy said...

For everyone staying up too late, or disliking some parts- DVR it man!!! You can skip the crap, commercials, anything that drags!!

Anna Nonymous said...

JT's new songs SUCK. So many performances were not that great. So many fell flat. Frank Oceans and Rihanna's didn't. Fun's didn't. Bruno Mars! Fucking killed it, James Brown Jr. So many really bit it though.

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