Tuesday, February 12, 2013

How About A Random Drug Test For Chris Brown

If I was Chris Brown's probation officer yesterday I would have tracked him down and given him a random drug test. On Sunday night after the Grammy Awards he was spotted smoking pot with Rihanna. Chris has already failed one drug test and this would have made it number two. It would have also made life way more difficult for him when he heads back to court. Instead, the probation officer probably did nothing and Chris will continue to believe he can do anything he wants to with no consequences.

62 comments:

scratchy kitty said...

I'm thinking of the poor medical assissnt and lab techs who'd have to handle his sample though--ew to the ew to the ew-ew-ew!

PuggleWug said...

Fist Brown free March! C'mon, Enty!

Agent**It said...

Does he have medical maryjane script in CA?

FSP said...

@Agent - who doesn't?

just curious said...

I wonder the same thing about Charlie's and Lohan's.

libby said...

Agent, yes, I believe he does.

Mediocre dancing is A LOT harder on the body than actual talent, I'm sure. Chris' body must suffer so.

And a preemptive 'toilet flush' to my CB 'hate'! Huzzah!

Chris said...

Locking people up for marijuana is something the country needs to get away from.

V said...

Washington State...All MJ is legal!

Kinda over all the Chris Brown stuff. It's boring - I get it, he's an abusive douchebag. What do you do with douchebags? You throw them away, not keep them around and wonder why it smells so fishy...

ellehpee said...

I'm on board for the Fist Brown Free March.

And maybe a Maple Syrup Messiah free April? (props to Michael K for that Biebs nickname.)

just curious said...

For shit and giggles:

How did Charlie Sheen pass his court ordered drug test?

They couldn't find any urine in his cocaine!

All about Eve said...

I'm tired of reading about this douchebag. He will continue to get away with everything because he is a celebrity, just like Lohan.

Tuesday Marshall said...

The Chris Brown hate is psycotic. I'm starting to wonder the motives of this so called hate. I'll leave that at that.

just curious said...

Nice to see folks are being swayed to my POV in this.
Dragging a brother during Black History Month is wrong especially when he's one of the few BLACK celebs highlighted on a WHITE blog.

Just like that white shit on cable saying Rihanna was a bad role model for taking Chris back but left out her sisters who take their men back.That's just hypocritical and racist.

Dishtlk said...

As someone who like the green and is big supported of legalization, even I'd love to see this piece of shit locked up for possession. Whatever it takes.

Also, I have no use for Rihanna anymore... How could she even ride in a car next to him with out having flashbacks??

SusanB said...

In a related story, the police chief of Richmond, Va. just resigned over falsifying Brown's community service record there.

Dishtlk said...

@tuesday you must be a card carrying team breezy member if you think the hate is psychotic and he's not...

CraftyGirl said...

@Just Curious - I know that there is still a shit ton of work to do to ever have race equality, but your "Us vs. Them" attitude doesn't help much in bridging that disparity.

I appreciate you commenting on here and offering a different perspective, but might I suggest taking the perceived anger & resentment out of it?

You get a lot more flies with honey and not vinegar.

KPeony said...

Looks like the batsignal has been seen. Don't feed them guys!

Agent**It said...

SusanB with breaking news! Legally, this is interesting.

SueRH said...

Wow, not racist at all! This guy is a scumbag. Just because it's black history month, doesn't mean he gets a pass.

SueRH said...

P.S. Nobody wants Snoop locked up!

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

I saw the police chief was resigning got all excited in hopes shit might actually go down and he'll get his, but then I thought abt it. Nothing's going to happen to him. Police chief is fucked however.

hunter said...

Wow, SusanB with breaking news indeed!!! Holy crap I can't believe someone just flushed their career for this douchenozzle.

hunter said...

And weed is really no big deal, lots of people think Chris Brown is doing meth and that's why he's so grody looking these days. THAT would be something to get caught with.

Glitter said...

Fist Brown is a creep and jerk....I don't care what color he is. Fist Free March (and Housewives free year).

MadLyb said...

Hello? Famous people are above the law. (see: "Lilo")

yawnathon said...

Never too early for popcorn.

Just fascinatingly dogged.

Alma said...

It seems more like meth to me. He looks like a corpse. Drugs are baad

phoenix said...

L.A. jails are filled to overflowing. They don't care about pot and neither should anyone else imho.

Agent**It said...

hunter, now it makes sense.

parissucksliterally said...

Phoenix, I agree- but CB belongs in jail, and whatever helps get him locked up, I am for.

phoenix said...

@parissucks, he's got a history and attitude problem that makes it very hard to care about him yes. What RiRi sees.. all I can think is she's attracted to the bad boy type but will eventually outgrow it like most do.

Susan said...

I got the vibe that Rihanna was using something much stronger during the Grammys. She looked gorgeous, but I couldn't help think maybe this is the beginning of the end. Her unabashed love for Chris Brown is mind-boggling.

Seachica said...

Between the predictability of CDAN (LILO post of the day, Chris Brown/Rihanna post of the day, tweener blind, and teen mom post of the day), plus the trolls who turn every thread into a racism rant/be nice to so&so because they're misunderstood publicity plant, I'm getting very sad and tired of this site. Surely I'm not the only one?

Agent**It said...

Seachica, Lent is coming up. I always do my own Lenten and Resurrection practice. I make it up. I was thinking kind of , sort of, the same thing :)

Seachica said...

@agentit -- what a great idea! I waste so much time here, which could be better spent doing other things

RealityBytes said...

Chris brown should be chemically castrated.

__-__=__ said...

SusanB - Bwahahahhahaah! Great news. I thought they would have tested Fist Brown after the Porsche was wrecked?

IMakeNoSense said...

Weed smokers shouldn't be in jail....can't get behind this one. Plus he would be a huge idiot to not have a medical card.

PuggleWug said...

I think Lohan has done drops, but all of her prescriptions were "legit", so she never got in trouble.

Char said...

Pot stays in your system for about 30 days so there's still time probation officer! Get him!

(I also think weed should be legalized but... Fist Brown needs to be locked up so whatever it takes)

Alma said...

Repeated blows to the head may cause brain damage.

Li said...

NY Post is reporting that the police chief at the center of his community device sandal has resigned.

Li said...

That should say "scandal".. Oy..

Anna Nonymous said...

Just keep giving him more rope, more and more and more and more, until... the inevitable. He has a card, for a prescription of pot, so therefore he shouldn't get in trouble for testing dirty right?

Anna Nonymous said...

Oh please V, really? You're really going to say because it's black history month we should stop dragging this " brother" through the mud? He does it to himself! Every day he's involved in a car crash, a fight, a beating, public drug use, etc. I am not going to give him a pass just because he is black and it's black history month. That's like saying lets pick on him BECAUSE he's black. You're argument does not fly. Chris Brown is an asshole, and we can all bitch about him as much as we want to, got it??

Hazeldazel said...

When it's Asshole History Month then I'll stop picking on Difficult Brown. It has nothing to do with the color of his skin, more to do with the level of his douchebaggery.

He should be drug-tested, he'll come up positive for more than just weed I'm sure.

Mango said...

He's got a medical marijuana card? I don't know why I'm surprised.

He may do meth but he still has those big ol' chicklet teeth, so I have to give him props for that.

Mango said...

He's got a medical marijuana card? I don't know why I'm surprised.

He may do meth but he still has those big ol' chicklet teeth, so I have to give him props for that.

Tenisha said...

Well since marijuana tends to mellow people I think it's good that he is partaking. He needs to calm down. I do however like the idea of him getting busted so that we don't have to hear from his sorry ass anymore. :)

Pookie said...

i'm getting pretty fed up w/ all this l.a. lack-of-decent-justice effery that let's this douche skate on everything. (ticks me off about LL too). boo hiss.

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PuggleWug said...

Good god, not another one.

just curious said...

Hey i want to apologize for sounding like an angry jerk in all my posts. sometimes i forget to take my meds.

sorry guys.

audrey said...

I agree with who ever said Rihanna was using something other than pot. She was really twitchy on stage...didn't know what to do with her hands. It was difficult to watch her.

V said...

@Anna all I said was that I was bored reading about him because I know he is a douche. I don't need the daily reminders. I feel the same way about Lohan, Charlie Sheen, etc.

Please don't direct your anger about the Black History comment to me, I didn't make it.

Cee Kay said...

With all the weed Chris Brown smokes, why isn't he a whole lot more mellow? Seriously.

digal704 said...

Why don't you talk about Jay Mariotti, who beat, stalked and pulled out the extensions of his ex? He got fired by ESPN but they recently rehired him.I guess because his name ain't Chris Brown, huh?

SMB said...

I think these 2 use a lot of uppers Smoking herb is probably a saving grace. But how else would they still produce, tour, live such non-stop, go-go-go lives?

I think RiRi loves the attn she gets being w/ Chris.

JSierra said...

Give it a week and Ent will be on to some new obsession story, esp because the CB aren't getting many hits anymore since everyone hates him. Let's just hope we don't get another two weeks of Teen Mama drama.

Seeya said...

@digal704:

Jay Mariotti is a piece of shit who has no business getting his job back at ESPN. It is disgusting he's getting "freelance" work. He should be raking my lawn and cleaning up dog poop instead.

I am sick and tired of anyone who fucks up - white or black- getting chance after chance, whether that be Chris Brown, Lindsay Lohan, Jay Mariotti, etc.

luna midden said...

I am tired of all this CB stuff.. Hollywood has it out for him.. whether it is truly warranted or not.. but, all the others out there Enty,.. the others that do commit DOMESTIC ABUSE are given a free pass AND ARE NEVER MENTIONED.. and how many others in Hollywood are drug users or ABUSERS?? IS CB SMART? No.. Lindsay Lohan? No, she is a moron.. and NOT WORTH MENTIONING. but, stop making them the only scapegoats