I don't ever want to be trying to move my big fat body out of the way of a speeding car, especially one that keeps circling back for more. Larry Bird's son, Conner was arrested on Sunday by Indiana University police after he assaulted his girlfriend and then later, tried to run her down with his car. Oh, he was also arrested for drug possession. According to news reports, Conner and his girlfriend got into an argument on Sunday morning and threw a cell phone at her which hit her. They kissed and made up and later that night went out and got into another fight. This time she left the car they were in and that is when he tried to run her down while she was walking through a parking lot. Nice guy.