That photo makes me want to change my avi!!!
And guess who owns Mr. Pink? Our good buddy Sheeraz Hasan, who is also the proud owner of Millions if Milkshakes and the subject of yesterday's blind.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the price for Ass to Ass has just gone up!
@Em, that picture makes me feel like your current avi!!
What are they wearing? Fur lined garbage bags? WTW?
Free trips to Dubai has become Mr. milkshake man's calling. Are we sure he didn't fly out Carrie Bradshaw and the girls in that crappy movie?
Hot damn, I bet these 'appearance' negotiations are for show, we know they are really haggling over the fine print..;)
Silly-ass twunt! I'll do it…as long as ass-to-ass isn't involved!
K-Trash is a higher paid prostitute. Ha Ha – BlowHan
Can't people please stop giving this trick money?
I can totally picture Dina and Lindsey going Grey Gardens crazy in a few more years. Except they're squatting in a room at Chateau Marmont instead of in the Hamptons.
OK, fess up! Which one of you is Lindsay? She must have read it here yesterday about "she who will not be named" getting $450,000. Lindsay obviously thinks she is worth more than that.
LiLo, take a look in the mirror, you were worth 500,000 in 2008…she might want to consider visiting Brandi's va jay jay doctor, probably in need of a v-lift?
She looks like the love child of the lion & scarecrow from Wizard of Oz.
It's pretty damn sad when Dina looks better than Lindsay.
Well whoever the IDIOT is who made the offer got lucky when she refused…
These two. I just can't.
ugh…they both look like they're whacked out of their minds…God, reminds me of my younger drug years. ICK.
I don't understand how she still has appeal to any of these billionaire perverts for sex. When will their paternal instincts kick in and use that money to help her?
Man, I wish that I were a billionaire sugar momma so that I could pay her 10 million dollars to go to rehab and never talk to her parents again. Ever. I would offer the same deal to her siblings. After rehab they would have to also get financial counseling because I may be an imaginary billionaire, but I ain't gonna bank roll them past the 10 million dollars. Know that!
Poor delusional LiLo thinking she can still get top dollar. Sorry sweetie that's long gone just like you being STD free.
I thought the exact same thing Ethorne!!! And the HtT leather look, yikes. Whoever said the Grey Gardens thing is spot on.
So it's clear she isn't turning down $ for a promo, she wants more bc she's to be pimped out? Is that what I'm getting?
Lindsay and her mom look like crap in this picture! I hate to say that but, damn!!! Also, yeah I think this is part of a reveal from yesterday's blind.Haha – about the Capitol One baby not accepting the offer!
You nailed it! I was trying to figure out what exactly she looked like!
I hope not!! My SATC girls have more class than that!!
Awww! You are the coolest pretend billionaire ever.
Does Lindsay's outfit have a handle on it you can pull that would make it puff out into a ball and make her float away for good?
@warecat, you described Lindsey exactly right! At first glance I thought Dina was one of those blow-up dolls.A bad look for both.
@warecat, I can't unsee that now that you pointed it out. Thanks?
Thanks @Alma! I'm very generous with my imaginary money. I just have to ask myself, what is 10 million imaginary dollars here and there when I have several billion imaginary dollars? You know?
wow that picture is bad, her Mom looks so much better, more put together.
Lol @Annie Hall- I'm very generous with my hypothetical money too.
@Anna Nonymous- I might have missed a post- you OK?
It really is a fantastic photo.
Remember all the bruises she had last time she went there? No wonder the price for ass2ass went up!!
What in the HELL are they wearing? I think we've just found the new stars of "Grey Gardens II, Return to Dubai"!
Dina looks like a cracked out Casper the ghost. Again. PROSTITUTION WHORE (a la Teresa Guidece) is all I hear when I see ANY Lohan photos.
guys-what is ass-to-ass? I'm afraid to look it up and thought someone that is more tactful could explain.
They look dreadful.
Lol @Malibu- It's like SATC2! I kinda like Grey Gardens 2 Return to Long Island.
@Geebz- There is no tactful way to explain
I went to urban dictionary. I'm emotionally compromised. Damn Lilo…damn.
Hahaha. I guess I didn't know it either, that is some serious porno shitZ
With LiLo's rep, why would you want to tarnish your product by having her promote anything for you? Is this guy a fool? Yeah…people will watch the commercial to see how bad she acts or how bloated she looks…but no one will buy the product.
@turkish taffy – OMG youre right! she must have read yesterday's blind and decided she is worth more than you-know-who.
I don't know whether it's more amusing or sad that LL doesn't know she isn't a big star or luscious ingenue any longer. She really should have taken the money (a whore is a whore is a whore), and now she has nothing.
@Warecat, I like your Wizard of Oz reference, but I had one of my own. Just put a point on that hat and she could pass for a dominatrix Wicked Witch of the East (Long Island).
Wait, wait…there's actually a deliciously weird legal aspect to this one. As far as the IRS is concerned, let alone her other debtors, Lohan cannot turn down work. She could be whacked damn hard if she did that, civilly at least and I'm kinda wondering if the IRS could bring some kind of criminal charge.
But…if Lohan could prove that this "appearance/endorsement fee" was, in fact, a proffered deal for prostitution, she would have complete immunity from the repercussions of refusing the deal. In fact, anyone trying to force her to take this deal–even IRS agents–might be guilty of a Federal crime under the Mann Act.
But…but…at the same time, the only way that Lohan could really prove that this was a proffered act of prostitution would be to show proof that such prior deals did, in fact, require that she prostitute herself for sex. Regularly. Which would reveal herself as an international prostitute, and possibly expose White Oprah (if she had a hand in negotiating prior LiLo "appearances") to a Mann Act charger herself.
How's that for nutty? I'd love to see this one argued at Harvard Law moot court!
LOL @ "there is no tactful way to explain" & Grey Gardens comparisons.AndShe needs to STOP with that hat.
__-__=__ said, "Remember all the bruises she had last time she went there?"
Do you mean over New Year's Eve? Because that was from a party in London given by a prince from Brunei — not the same as Dubai.
Dubai is by Saudi Arabia; Brunei is by Malaysia.
Also, the London thing was a party given each year, where the guy invites people like Dionne Warwick and Sophia Loren. He also pings my gaydar… if he's getting into their pants, it's to see if they look better on him.
I point this out because a lot of people are confusing the two. If there was a case I missed about her going to Dubai (which is probably true) then carry on!
@warecat – that is the most accurate description of a photo I've ever come across, LOL!
@Geebz – Rent "Requiem for a Dream". It's in the horrific finale. Basically "two girls and a dildo".
she looks so bad, but her hair looks kind of nice?
or do i need more caffeine?
$200K for energy drink? Yeah right. The only flight to Dubai is between her legs.
@Lotta lets hope those Milkshake aint rotten.
*cue The milkshake song*
Has anyone heard about this yet?
The dress she was lent for the AmFar Gala – she returned cut in half!
I think I'll pass on the movie because the definitions on UD were very detailed.
@B. I would like that nutty scenario to play out. LOVE it actually!!
I bet the last time she was in Dubai she had trouble getting drugs, so it's on her "no fly list" now.
Yes surfer I read that as well. And it's not the first time she's cut a dress off either. What the hell is with that?!!
She only raised it by $50K? Oh, Linds, you disappoint…
Couldn't have said it better than @ethorne! Where did her chin go?
It would take more than half a million to get her out of the trouble she likes to find. Cain't do the crack walk in Dubai, they don't play in the UAE.