Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Turns Down $200K - Wants $500K

I know there was a Your Turn already today, but I'm pretty sure that most of you would be willing to accept $200K and a free trip to Dubai for three days to promote an energy drink. If you had no money in your life and were essentially homeless and had the IRS breathing down your back and legal bills to pay, I bet that even more of you would say yes. The only ones who would say no are the baby from the Capital One commercials and Lindsay Lohan. According to Radar, Lindsay was offered $200K by Mr. Pink to promote their energy drink. They would also be willing to fly Lindsay and her people to Dubai and put them up in a hotel while she is there. I guess Lindsay could not find anyone to give her presents there right now so she told the company she would only go for $500K. They declined so Lindsay is out an easy $200K. But hey, there is always that movie, no, not going to get that. There is always that television show, no, not going to get that. Commercial? Nope. Magazine profile for Chain Smoker's Monthly? Went to Sean Penn. Sorry.

63 comments:

EmEyeKay said...

That photo makes me want to change my avi!!!

prolixe said...
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prolixe said...

*picture

VIPblonde said...

And guess who owns Mr. Pink? Our good buddy Sheeraz Hasan, who is also the proud owner of Millions if Milkshakes and the subject of yesterday's blind.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the price for Ass to Ass has just gone up!

prolixe said...

trying again...

@Em, that picture makes me feel like your current avi!!

What are they wearing? Fur lined garbage bags? WTW?

LottaColada said...

Free trips to Dubai has become Mr. milkshake man's calling. Are we sure he didn't fly out Carrie Bradshaw and the girls in that crappy movie?

urban chaos said...

Hot damn, I bet these 'appearance' negotiations are for show, we know they are really haggling over the fine print..;)

Meanie Reese said...

Silly-ass twunt! I'll do it...as long as ass-to-ass isn't involved!

Wen said...

K-Trash is a higher paid prostitute. Ha Ha - BlowHan

Ms Cool said...

Can't people please stop giving this trick money?

Jessica said...

I can totally picture Dina and Lindsey going Grey Gardens crazy in a few more years. Except they're squatting in a room at Chateau Marmont instead of in the Hamptons.

Turkish Taffy said...

OK, fess up! Which one of you is Lindsay? She must have read it here yesterday about "she who will not be named" getting $450,000. Lindsay obviously thinks she is worth more than that.

Primadiva said...

LiLo, take a look in the mirror, you were worth 500,000 in 2008...she might want to consider visiting Brandi's va jay jay doctor, probably in need of a v-lift?

warecat said...

She looks like the love child of the lion & scarecrow from Wizard of Oz.

ethorne said...

It's pretty damn sad when Dina looks better than Lindsay.

MISCH said...

Well whoever the IDIOT is who made the offer got lucky when she refused...

Sugar said...

These two. I just can't.

kris said...

ugh...they both look like they're whacked out of their minds...God, reminds me of my younger drug years. ICK.

Annie Hall said...

I don't understand how she still has appeal to any of these billionaire perverts for sex. When will their paternal instincts kick in and use that money to help her?

Man, I wish that I were a billionaire sugar momma so that I could pay her 10 million dollars to go to rehab and never talk to her parents again. Ever. I would offer the same deal to her siblings. After rehab they would have to also get financial counseling because I may be an imaginary billionaire, but I ain't gonna bank roll them past the 10 million dollars. Know that!

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sifichick said...

Poor delusional LiLo thinking she can still get top dollar. Sorry sweetie that's long gone just like you being STD free.

rexruther said...

I thought the exact same thing Ethorne!!! And the HtT leather look, yikes. Whoever said the Grey Gardens thing is spot on.

So it's clear she isn't turning down $ for a promo, she wants more bc she's to be pimped out? Is that what I'm getting?

Diana G said...

Lindsay and her mom look like crap in this picture! I hate to say that but, damn!!! Also, yeah I think this is part of a reveal from yesterday's blind.
Haha - about the Capitol One baby not accepting the offer!

Diana G said...

You nailed it! I was trying to figure out what exactly she looked like!

Diana G said...

I hope not!! My SATC girls have more class than that!! :-D

Alma said...

Awww! You are the coolest pretend billionaire ever.

Jason Blue Eyes said...
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Jason Blue Eyes said...

Does Lindsay's outfit have a handle on it you can pull that would make it puff out into a ball and make her float away for good?

Del Riser said...

@warecat, you described Lindsey exactly right! At first glance I thought Dina was one of those blow-up dolls.
A bad look for both.

k0eliat said...

@warecat, I can't unsee that now that you pointed it out. Thanks?

Annie Hall said...

Thanks @Alma! I'm very generous with my imaginary money. I just have to ask myself, what is 10 million imaginary dollars here and there when I have several billion imaginary dollars? You know?

Anna Nonymous said...

wow that picture is bad, her Mom looks so much better, more put together.

ethorne said...

Lol @Annie Hall- I'm very generous with my hypothetical money too.

ethorne said...

@Anna Nonymous- I might have missed a post- you OK?

Maja With a J said...

It really is a fantastic photo.

__-__=__ said...

Remember all the bruises she had last time she went there? No wonder the price for ass2ass went up!!

MalibuBarbie said...

What in the HELL are they wearing? I think we've just found the new stars of "Grey Gardens II, Return to Dubai"!

smash said...

Dina looks like a cracked out Casper the ghost. Again. PROSTITUTION WHORE (a la Teresa Guidece) is all I hear when I see ANY Lohan photos.

Geebz said...

guys-what is ass-to-ass? I'm afraid to look it up and thought someone that is more tactful could explain.

They look dreadful.

ethorne said...

Lol @Malibu- It's like SATC2!
I kinda like Grey Gardens 2 Return to Long Island.

ethorne said...

@Geebz- There is no tactful way to explain

Geebz said...

oh noes :(

Geebz said...

I went to urban dictionary. I'm emotionally compromised. Damn Lilo...damn.

smash said...

Hahaha. I guess I didn't know it either, that is some serious porno shitZ

crila16 said...

With LiLo's rep, why would you want to tarnish your product by having her promote anything for you? Is this guy a fool? Yeah...people will watch the commercial to see how bad she acts or how bloated she looks...but no one will buy the product.

Blind ItemMe said...

@turkish taffy - OMG youre right! she must have read yesterday's blind and decided she is worth more than you-know-who. :)

Cee Kay said...

I don't know whether it's more amusing or sad that LL doesn't know she isn't a big star or luscious ingenue any longer. She really should have taken the money (a whore is a whore is a whore), and now she has nothing.

Lulu G said...

@Warecat, I like your Wizard of Oz reference, but I had one of my own. Just put a point on that hat and she could pass for a dominatrix Wicked Witch of the East (Long Island).

B. Profane said...

Wait, wait...there's actually a deliciously weird legal aspect to this one. As far as the IRS is concerned, let alone her other debtors, Lohan cannot turn down work. She could be whacked damn hard if she did that, civilly at least and I'm kinda wondering if the IRS could bring some kind of criminal charge.

But...if Lohan could prove that this "appearance/endorsement fee" was, in fact, a proffered deal for prostitution, she would have complete immunity from the repercussions of refusing the deal. In fact, anyone trying to force her to take this deal--even IRS agents--might be guilty of a Federal crime under the Mann Act.

But...but...at the same time, the only way that Lohan could really prove that this was a proffered act of prostitution would be to show proof that such prior deals did, in fact, require that she prostitute herself for sex. Regularly. Which would reveal herself as an international prostitute, and possibly expose White Oprah (if she had a hand in negotiating prior LiLo "appearances") to a Mann Act charger herself.

How's that for nutty? I'd love to see this one argued at Harvard Law moot court!

Lelaina Pierce said...

LOL @ "there is no tactful way to explain" & Grey Gardens comparisons.
And
She needs to STOP with that hat.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

__-__=__ said, "Remember all the bruises she had last time she went there?"

Do you mean over New Year's Eve? Because that was from a party in London given by a prince from Brunei -- not the same as Dubai.

Dubai is by Saudi Arabia; Brunei is by Malaysia.

Also, the London thing was a party given each year, where the guy invites people like Dionne Warwick and Sophia Loren. He also pings my gaydar... if he's getting into their pants, it's to see if they look better on him.

I point this out because a lot of people are confusing the two. If there was a case I missed about her going to Dubai (which is probably true) then carry on! :D

MadLyb said...

@warecat - that is the most accurate description of a photo I've ever come across, LOL!

@Geebz - Rent "Requiem for a Dream". It's in the horrific finale. Basically "two girls and a dildo". :(

T. E. Cuz said...

she looks so bad, but her hair looks kind of nice?

or do i need more caffeine?

dragon said...

$200K for energy drink? Yeah right. The only flight to Dubai is between her legs.

dragon said...

@Lotta lets hope those Milkshake aint rotten.

*cue The milkshake song*

surfer said...

Has anyone heard about this yet?

The dress she was lent for the AmFar Gala - she returned cut in half!

http://gawker.com/5985709/lindsay-lohan-borrowed-a-1750-gown-for-a-party-and-returned-it-cut-in-half

Geebz said...

I think I'll pass on the movie because the definitions on UD were very detailed.

@B. I would like that nutty scenario to play out. LOVE it actually!!

Mooshki said...

I bet the last time she was in Dubai she had trouble getting drugs, so it's on her "no fly list" now.

Sherry said...

Yes surfer I read that as well. And it's not the first time she's cut a dress off either. What the hell is with that?!!

Jacq said...

She only raised it by $50K? Oh, Linds, you disappoint...

Mala Propism said...
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Mala Propism said...

Couldn't have said it better than @ethorne! Where did her chin go?

Rammed Earth said...

It would take more than half a million to get her out of the trouble she likes to find. Cain't do the crack walk in Dubai, they don't play in the UAE.