After all the stories Michael Lohan has sold to the tabloids over the years, I am surprised he has any stories left to tell to write a book
. Of course if Michael is going to write a book he is going to write it about Lindsay Lohan and Dina because there is nothing like making a buck off your family. If he had some dirt about the rest of his kids he would probably include that too. To make it seem like he is doing the world a favor and not just trashing his kid for profit, Michael will also tell the world why he is the perfect role model. How he turned from prison convict to sober minister and successful business person. Umm, what success has he had as a business person? And how come he won't be talking about all of his kids with three different baby mothers. Oh, and his multiple arrests for beating women. Yeah, he would just like to forget about all that.