She should thank her lucky stars that relevant artists even mention her at all. God she's awful.
She was dreaming of a quick settlement. Parody of public figures is WELL protected, let alone stating fact….'locked up like Lindsay Lohan…'Well, we all know she was locked up.
Well, that money making scheme didnt work. On to the next one.
i hope she gets a little reality check at her next court hearing.
My neighbor looks just like Pitbull.
This makes me think of the gem from Brandi Glanville: Welcome to the United Fucking States of America.
Freedom of speech is a great thing, Lindsay.
Urgh. Lindsay, fuck off already.
At first glance, I read that as Pitbull gets Lindsay and thought one of the Sultan's dogs got her. LOL
It must be exhausting coming up with ways to *support* herself; no wonder she looks like shit.
There may not be room for her in L.A. jails, but at least they aren't lifting a finger to enable her.
O.T. Oscar Pistorius was just granted bail. What a joke.
He *does* "got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan"!
The headline "Pitbull Beats Lindsay Lohan in Court" made me think about how perfect it would be for her to date Chris Brown. She'd get the smacking she so deserves and since she's always happy to play vitim and sue everyone, Chris could finally end up in jail, where he belongs. Win-win.
When I first read this headline I took it as Pitbull physically knocked out Lindsay.
ot Reeva Steenkamp's muderer got bail.
@Libby–Exactly! I love this. Lindsay, it's not slander or libel or a valid reason for "emotionally scarring" when it's TRUE.
Once again, it would be awesome if we could have a Blohan-free March. Can I get an Amen?
phoenix, didn't read your post. SA legal system is a joke. Disgusting.
Yeah, I was kind of using today's ruling as an indication of how the whole case would play out. I won't be holding my breath now, that's for sure.
Ha ha ha ha ha. Poor Linds. Delusional as always to try to keep everyone from mocking her into something illegal. Remember that Etrade(?) commercial that she was all pissed about for mocking her a well?
@Lotta – that was crazy, but if I recall, they actually ended up settling with her!! I was so pissed!
@Lotta – http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/17/lindsay-lohan-etrade-milkaholic-lawsuit-settlement-money-drugs-alcohol-rehab/
Things like that make me so mad!!
@Cathy- grrrrrrr I don't remember that. They should be kicking themselves now. I'm glad Pitbull didn't settle!
Enty, that was so funny. I'm printing this one out.
Too bad she didnt have to pay his legal fees! Although they would probably never see any money..
That was very funny Enty, your crystal ball is awesome. YAY PITBULL!!!
That's kinda bullshit he had to pay his own lawyer fees though. God I just want some CONSEQUENCES for this bitch.
been reading a lot about Mindy McCready's rise and fall, and kept thinking, this is a woman who was thrown in jail over and over for parole violations for her drug addiction…yet Lindsay, who is not only addicted but a thief and pathological liar, continues to get away with EVERYTHING.
Is it wrong that when I first heard about Mindy I thought, man why couldn't that have been Lindsay…
That line was rapped (sung) in the last song performance in the movie Picture Perfect. I'm surprised she didn't sue the filmmakers.
I wondered whatever became of this BS lawsuit. That song got a LOT of airplay, so she should be thankful for the publicity, which should be less scarring than the last 10 things she's had her name in the headlines for.
You're only human, Michelle!!!
Ol' ducklips is leaving quite a legacy, isn't she.
I think the scenario Enty laid out sounds about right.
Glad Pitbull won! Just still wish they had awarded the fees though.
Enty Missed the best part, her attorney got in trouble with the judge when the prosecution pointed out that her attorney copied and pasted parts of her argument from the interwebs…awesome
@Li, lmao, that is the best part. She probably already had her settlement spent in her mind.
I had fun imagining it was Lindsay Lohan vs. a real pitbull, but only for a minute. She'd give that poor dog rabies!
i'm still mad at E-Trade for buckling and settling with using Lindsay the 'milkaholic' lawsuit.
How does this useless creature get away with this ALL THE TIME – it was so clear he did not do anything wrong?
Are you kidding me timebob??? At least Pitbull didn't settle.