Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Paris Hilton spends her 32nd birthday just like she has for the past 20 years. Sprawled out on a bar floor. On her knees in front of a guy. No coke though, so progress!

Meanwhile, the good Paris, Paris Jackson is playing guitar. Somewhere, some Jackson family member is talking about taking her out on the road.
An honest to goodness Rumer Willis smile. Never before seen.
Spring Breakers premiere in Paris.
Yes, it is such hard work Ashley Benson. The next thing you know you
know, you will be on a show called Splash and starring along side Kendra Wilkinson.

Oh, and Katherine Webb and
the rest of the star studded cast who would love to be at a movie premiere in Paris.
Guess Suri is going to see Tom Cruise. It is the only time she gets to fly on the helicopter.

47 comments:

LottaColada said...

Paris will never give up the club life. I like to think some bouncer will tell her she's too old for the club like the one in Knocked Up :)

Yowza, Ashley Benson's dress sure has a way of making your eyes go some in particular!

Selena is revealing an awful lot of herself too.

greenmountaingal said...

Paris Hilton and I are the same age. Oy.

I like Kendra. I can't get over how Louie Anderson looks.

Poor Rumer. That hair color makes her look fuglier than usual, if that's even possible.

Suri was much cuter when she was a baby.

KPeony said...

Do Katherine Webb's legs look too big for her body? Is it just me? She has nice legs whether they fit her body or not. I don't mean to snark. She just seems oddly proportioned.

kerri said...

Is Suri wearing Devil horns?????

dragon said...

Paris ur 32 years cut the shit already. grow up.

greenmountaingal said...

Yes, I see what you mean. And snark away! :) Thats what commenting is (partially) for, right?

LottaColada said...

Paris' future with nightlife

Alma said...

No hope of Paris growing up. That's what happens when you spoil your kids. I like Paris Jackson a lot for some reason.

dragon said...

@lotta LMAO i could see it. I like the movie even tho i dont like Katherine.

Amber said...

Paris Jackson is playing bass, PS.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Not sure about the hair color, but I think Rumer looks quite pretty when she smiles; she also looks a lot more like her mother when smiling. I still maintain she's one of those women who--assuming she doesn't go overboard w/plastic surgery--will look better at 30 and 40 than she did at 18.

Pookie said...

SURI!!!! *squeeeeeee*

Frufra said...

I second that, Robin. I think she looks really cute in that picture! Smiling works wonders!

Mamaroni said...

Those girls look like hot messes...did they just get out of the limo to go to prom or what

skimpymist said...

Why did parisite get the top spot?

parissucksliterally said...

oh please, the coke was just where no one could see it!

prolixe said...

Never, ever thought this would happen but... I kinda feel sorry for Paris. That's just sad. (And probably just desserts, but still...)

What is Spring Breakers and why do they all look like Bratz dolls?

Suri looks like she has little devil horns headband. Hah!

Count Jerkula said...

There have to be better side boob pix of Selena in that dress. Anybody got a link?

sylmarillion said...

what stylist picked those dresses for the spring breakers girls? They look like candy wrappers (and not in a good way).

Sherry said...

Oh Lotta! That was a great clip. I did not remember that from Knocked up.

Hells yeah Katherine Webb's legs look large there. Maybe not in real life but in that photo. Not like there's anything wrong with it. My legs are like sticks!

Kendra still has a rocking body. Reveal there?

Kloie said...

So Katherine, that is a suit for...diving?

trouble bubble said...

Does anybody else think that Tom only sees Suri to prove defamation in that suit against Life&Styles magazine?

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Blind ItemMe said...

kendra for the blind reveal about the c-lister who failed a drug test?

misspeg86 said...

@Count Jerkula Selena side boob

short le chic said...

I've always felt sorry for Rumer. Her and Mamie Gummer. It sucks when you have a stunning mother and you don't even come close.

fancyscreenname said...

Katherine would look better in a bikini. Certainly articles of clothing are cut to accentuate specific parts of the body. If I am not mistaken that suit is to elongate. In a bikini she would look more voluptuous. DISCLAIMER: SHE IS NOT LOOKING FAT, at least to me. Just an unfortunate choice in bathing wear. She'd look hotter in a bikini.

Renoblondee said...

Those gowns are all awful re Spring Breakers.

Lelaina Pierce said...

@LottaColada - HA! That's one of my favorite parts of that movie. I love Craig Robinson.

Is Splash another "celebrity" diving show...?? :-/

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

The Globetrotters make everything better.

Alli G. said...

Rumer is really pretty when she smiles naturally and not giving those weird sexy face poses.

RocketQueen said...

Paris used to inspire loathing in me.....now she's just pathetic. Utterly pathetic. What a waste of a life.

Erik said...

Katherine Webb does NOT look attractive in that picture.

PuggleWug said...

Who is Katherine Webb?

MrWolf said...

@prolixe - Springbreakers is a really bad looking movie from Harmony Korine, the guy who wrote Kids, a 90s cult hit.

The basic premise is, the former disney stars wear bikinis and commit petty crimes, then James Franco shows up with diamonds on his teeth, fucks them and convinces them to start commit major crimes. The bikinis stay though.

Kids was pretty twisted, so I'm assuming this will be as well, but he's way more style than substance.

Della said...

Webb's swimsuit does not flatter her figure. Makes her look kinda wide.
Wonder if she is still with that quarterback.

Fairmaiden327 said...

Love your handle and your comment!

Lola said...

When Rumer smiles, she looks...dare I say...pretty.

lilo723 said...

Woo. If a good breeze blows everyone will see all of Selena.

Agent**It said...

I'd rather be Rumer as is than be her Mom. Beauty and money does not equal self esteem.

Alicia said...

The episode of Workaholics that Rumer was on made me realize how really pretty she was, and how horribly she photographs. Plus she has her moms raspy voice .. She is very cute in my book.

Count Jerkula said...

@MissPeg: Thank you. With out the assistance of enablers, I'd be a shadow of the pervert I am.

Too bad Selena is into scrawny fruity douche bags or I could be the Simon Monjack to her Brittany Murphy.

Me said...

it is no longer possible for fugly rumor t smile naturally, she had all her teeth replaced. she is such a beyotch, that i think her looks suit her.

the spring break girls look like they're playing dress-up, and had a "i'll wear mine if you wear yours" pact.

Beta said...

do you guys think Katherine Webb looks big?? O_o she looks pretty damn hot to me

prolixe said...

Thanks, MrWolf - I defn remember kids. Anything with Franco gives me the mehs

AKM said...

Rumer looks MUCH better when she smiles. She should do that more often. Not liking the hair color, though.

Ah, Paris Jackson. I will ALWAYS root for the Jackson kids. They seem amazingly grounded considering that...they're the Jackson kids.

Hmm, I think Mamie Gummer is attractive, and I don't think I would ever call Meryl "stunning." She's lovely, but not stunning, and I think Mamie is her total spitting image.