Thursday, February 07, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Lindsay Lohan must be making lots of new friends. At the amfAR gala last night she showed off not one, but

two new furs and that Woody Allen clearly has no idea who she is. Hell at his age he might even think she is Soon Yi.
Heidi Klum was there in a non-Grammy approved dress.
This is more what CBS is thinking. Sarah Jessica Parker  models a dress with the world's largest suspenders.
Katharine McPhee was also there and CBS loved this, but really wants no open toes.
John Legend and Chrissy Teigen. If you have not followed Chrissy on Twitter, you are missing out.
Nicole Eggert stretches before filming some ABC reality show they can show you in between airing Bachelor or Bachelorette or Bachelor Pad or DWTS.
Ron Jeremy is feeling lots better. Going to film a selfie with the nurse to prove it.
Tori Spelling's car broke down. Still had time to Tweet though.

42 comments:

KPeony said...

Glad to see Ron is recovering!

MISCH said...

It doesn't matter what Lindsay wears she makes it look like crap...

Karen said...

I don't really like her, but I at least respect that Tori Spelling seems to be a hands-on mom. I'm sure she has nannies, but you often see her with her kids and not always looking her best (so less likely that she called the paps).

Christopher Cruz said...

Do you think Fiecrotch is even AWARE of the public's opinion of her? I'm convinced that, in her head, she is a beautiful superstar with the world at her feet.

mannyv said...

I ran into Ron Jeremy at a Fairfield Inn front desk one day. After he checked out, I looked at the clerk and was like "Hey, was that Ron Jeremy?"

Clothed, he looks just like he does. He's kind of short, though.

prolixe said...

Ah, Lindsay, the Lion Queen meets the White Tiger Lady. Or something.

Enty, we are *thrilled* with #KFF, asked for Tweener Free March - can we have Lilo-free March?

Heidi, CBS does not approve of the crack.

SJP is wearing my grandmere's velvet drapes!

Katherine McP almost blends in the background...

Whoa, Nicole Eggert? The girl from Charles in Charge? {out of the loop}

Who took a picture of Tori? They couldn't have given her a ride?

MBK said...

Ugh. Yet another reason to despise Blohan.

dragon said...

Yay for Ron

In the second pic Lindsey Looks Pretty or is it just me?

For some reason I like Tori Spelling

I will never look Woody Allen again after marrying is adopted daughter that he raise. I mean wth

JoElla said...

ahh poor Tori, it really sucks when your car breaks down, and you have the cherubs with you. Thank goodness for AAA, they have saved my ass a time or two!

discoflux said...

I choked on my water when that first picture of Lindsay popped up. If I ever said or ever say that I want a Lohan free month, just don't listen to me. That trick KILLS me.

And, seriously? Where is PETA? Get with the program, nerds!

car54 said...

If Tori was alone with the kids who took the picture? I think she loves her kids, but from their reality show, I don't think she is 100% alone with them very much.

Woody looks kind of feeble in that picture with Lilo.

discoflux said...

And Lindsay's hand are the worst! I know that the household cleaners used to make meth dry your hands out if you use them for their intended purpose without gloves, I guess cleaning out with pipes containing them does the same. Moisturize and drink some freaking water every now and again. Yeesh.

RocketQueen said...

It is honestly amazing to me how much drugs and alcohol can affect a person's looks. But Lohan's face don't lie. Here's my question...if she were to quit all the shit right now...do you think her face might recover at all and she could go back to looking like she's in her 20s, or at least early 30s??
I realize there's some shitty face messing going on too (the lips), but the bloat situation with her neck and what not...would that go away?

LottaColada said...

@Chris Cruz- ditto, she's completely delusional.

Lola said...

If it wasn't real fur, and hadn't been permanently soiled by gracing (?) Lindsay's body, I would totally wear the short sleeved coat thing in the second picture.

That said, can you imagine the horror of not only being killed for your fur but then being worn by Lindsay Lohan?

Lucas said...

Holy Nicole Eggert! Does anyone else remember the cover from Sugar Ray's "Lemonade and Brownies" (back when they were good)? Nicole was yummmm-y back then.

yawnathon said...

I could definitely do without reading "selfie" again. It's everywhere. And so twee it makes me feel 85.

LottaColada said...

Omg that first pic should be framed and hanging in Dina's living room. Is she allowed to mingle with these people? Whoever let her in that event clearly missed the memo to deny her entry.

Tuxedo Cat said...

Tori and her 5 showdogs!

sylmarillion said...

SJP, I didn't know they made potato sacks that fancy.

Traveller said...

Is that one of the furs coats from Liz Taylor?

Poor Tori, be there done that

Cindy said...

Enty, haven't you learned yet? Just because Lohan is WEARING a fur coat, doesn't me it's hers. She was just trying out coats from the closet to see which one(s) she could steal.

MontanaMarriott said...

Dear Candy,
Please give Tori some of your Spelling money so she can get a car that WORKS.
lol

JSierra said...

Chris that is probably exactly what she thinks, which just makes me more sad because she doesn't realize what a huge public joke she is.

Dean is probably the one who took the picture, who the heck would think she was alone and just flagged down someone to take a pic so she could post on Twatter? Those kids are cuties, showdogs my ass.

Lindsay stole the fur coats, how else does she get anything?

Frufra said...

Yeah, I have to say - I hate myself for loving you, Tori. I know she's a pill, but that's a cute picture, and every mom has been there.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Ron Jeremy already filmed a 1000 Woman reverse gender gangbang in that hospital bed.

Erik said...

Chrissy Teigan is hilarious on Twitter.

PuggleWug said...

Spelling's kids are cute. Woody Allen is a perv, and I will never understand why his movies are considered classics. They are just meh. Chrissy Teigan is gorgeous. I have never heard of her until today, but I can see why Legend is with her! What happened to Nicole Eggert? I know she has aged, but she looks like a different person.

Alicia said...

Oh Nicole Eggert :(

Chrissy is super cute on twitter

Where's PETA with a bucket of paint when you need them ?

ElleBelle said...

Not only hilarious on twitter, but her Instagram captions and responses are priceless.

seaward said...

Twitter is full of obnoxious, self-absorbed assholes, and Chrissy Teigen is the queen of them all. I promise you, you are not missing out if you don't follow her.

plokzy said...

That Tori pic is hella cute. Never gave a second thought before, but now i like her.

ethorne said...

Yeti what?

arbfuldodger said...

Chrissy Teigan is f'ing brilliant on twitter, funnier than any comedian I have on my twitter feed

CanadianMiss said...

At first I thought that top photo of Lilo was Leanne Rimes.

Agent**It said...

seaward, I agree. Interesting that Entward follows Chrissy Teigen on Twitter.

Kloie said...

Tori, put your dog on a leash, for f**k's sake!

I do like Tori's husband on that Guy Fieri and Rachel Ray cooking challenge show. He actually seems like a down-to-earth guy.

__-__=__ said...

Did Woody have a stroke? He looks really wonk-eyed in that pic. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy! Also hate him. What he did to Mia Farrow is unforgivable.

Gabby said...

I wonder if Enty is still friends with Nicole Eggert? He used to write about her when he started this blog!

Mango said...

@ seaward - I agree. I saw Chrissy Teigen on a talk show (I think "Watch What Happens Later") and she was so obnoxious that I LOATHED her by the end of the show. She tried to talk over other people and thought she was precious and was just horrible. My first and hopefully my last exposure to her.

Me said...

the car broke down. really? no one to call, no auto club, mom, brother, hubby, friend, maid, nanny, dog walker? don't believe it. and why would the baby not be in a car seat so she would have an extra hand?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Lindsay was wearing two furs because if she left them at home they would be taken by irs as a downpayment for her debts. Or course she brought them both, she will need them when she lives on the streets!