Monday, February 04, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

Jennifer Love Hewitt looking amazing on the set of The Client List.

Jessica Simpson's daughter Maxwell.
The real life Barbie met the real life ken and they could not stand each other. She actually said that he had too much work done. Kettle black Barbie, kettle black.
Kate Middleton showing off her baby bump. Probably.
Kate Winslet out grocery shopping.
You know you have a drinking problem when you go out to buy drinks without shoes on. Hello Lindsay Lohan.
I really don;t think anyone can explain Madonna any longer. I think it is like a permanent f**k you to the world or she really wants to be friends with the Olsen twins.
Miley Cyrus off to mime class.

77 comments:

Maya Sambora said...

Madonna should really act her age.

All about Eve said...

Kate Middleton looks so cute!

OT: I just saw pics of Kim K on the DM and she looks huge!! Her hips are big as a house!

Jessica's daughter is too cute!

JLove looks great!

JSierra said...

So you're telling me those people are real? Nooo way, they have to be wax figures or those life size Barbie dolls for kids.

VIPblonde said...

I think that Madonna has paid her dues enough to earn the right to not give a flying f what anyone thinks! Remember when she walked the Gaultier runway with her boobs hanging out? I feel like after you've gone there, you've earned the right to wear whatever you want

JSierra said...

Eve I saw those! Pregnancy will not be kind to Kimmie's body, she is already waddling.

skimpymist said...

Why would ken and barbie like each other. There's to much vanity and perfection within themselves to feel about others. On another note, mileys pants need to be burned and I really wish she would grow out her hair or wear a weave. She looks so boyish that even though she has a hot bod but she could still be confused for the biebs.

ethorne said...

Those freaky Barbies would make an awesome crazy killer movie. Maybe something on Sy-fy.

dragon said...

Wen does the client list come back? thats my show

ReesesPeace said...

I had to look and then magnify that Ken 'n Barbie pic. Freaky.

Maxwell is too cute, but I thought her hair looked strange. It reminds of the way a baby looks after giving birth. I blame any and all strange observances that I have today on back pain. After today, I will find another excuse. ;)

surfer said...

That's some bruise on Lindsay's thigh. Pay for play?

ReesesPeace said...

I know I'm a minority, but I freaking love Miley's look!! It reminds me of me 25-30 years ago. ;) And, weaves are just tacky and nasty, IMO.

Mikey said...

Yes enlarge the picture of Lindsay she's got bruises on her left ankle too!

JSierra said...

Anne H is in the DM with a scarf covering her mouth, do you think she could be the answer to the actress with cancer blind from Friday? She has been filming a lot lately, but it immediately struck me as odd.

JSierra said...

Whoops, posted that before I saw RP4 :/

Audrey said...

I love Miley's look too. Actually, I've liked her new look for quite some time. It's very late 80s, which was "my prime time", which is probably why I like it.

ReesesPeace said...

Re: LL's bruises. I have always bruised very easily and horribly at that. I've gotten many a side-eye at them. I know questions have always been raised about my bruises. And, if she's using and abusing (LOL at my if!), you know she's always falling and bumping into things. Add pay-for-play or rough sex...viola! LL!

ReesesPeace said...

That would be vOila.

Sarah said...

That's Mrs. Rock'nRoll to you.

Sarah said...

Perhaps Madonna adopted the extra kids so she could borrow their clothing.

car54 said...

Dang, is Maxwell old enough to be standing up? She's very cute.

Roman Holiday said...

Don't hate me for this, but I still hope that poor Lindsey can get her shit together....... I know she won't because she is dilusional but I would hate to see her overdose and die, I wouldn't wish that on anybody, but so many people always say that about her and I would love it if she could prove them wrong! Then I woke up from my dream state.......

MyMamasChild said...

Omg! I was thinking the same thing.

MadLyb said...

@Roman Holiday - that pic of her makes me want to root for her. She looks normal and almost happy there.

Madonna is fighting against middle age. Even if you don't fight it, it sucks because of the hormone issues. I remember when my sister and I were kids, we used to think a couple of the ladies in our neighborhoods were witches. Turns out they were just middle aged crazy (like me, now).

DewieTheBear said...

Wait... that could not possibly be Jessica Simpson's daughter. Isn't she under a year old? The child in that picture is older and able to stand. That cannot be right.

lc said...

Me too! I was a teenager in the late '80's and my hair was almost exactly like Miley's. Shaved and black on the bottom and platinum and Robert Smithy on the top.

ReesesPeace said...

Mid-eighties with the buzzy blond look. Funny how I ended up back at that look in my 40s and now I'm 50 with a buzz cut. I love my short hair!

ReesesPeace said...

@MadLyb. Yes! Yes! Yes!!!

auntliddy said...

Jessica's little one looks like her sister and is adorable. I think madge us suffering from 'oh my god, if im not totally revelant and cutting edge, who am i????!!!"

AKM said...

I checked -- Maxwell is nine months old. Kind of rare, isn't it, but not impossible? Too cute either way!

Sherry said...

I thought the same thing. Chestica's little girl got very big, very quickly. But she is a doll.

Speaking of dolls, everyone kmows Ken belongs with GI Joe.

JLH does look pretty darn good.

About Liho: Once when it was incorrectly reported that she died my heart sunk. As much fun as we make of her I still feel bad that she's never gonna pull out of her nosedive before she crashes and burns. The very worst part is her mother has screwed her up so badly. If she was smart she would get Linds help so she would have an income stream for much longer. As it is she's most likely got a year.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

I love Miley's look nowadays, too! She seems really fun and happy, more power to her. Her outfit reminds me of early 1960's, and vintage Barbie dolls, which is a much better take on Barbie than the Barbie and Ken above.

Lynette said...

my son walked at 9 months and my daughter at 12 months, so standing is no big deal at Maxwell's age, she might be walking too.

Lynette said...

my son walked at 9 months and my daughter at 12 months, so standing is no big deal at Maxwell's age, she might be walking too.

ReesesPeace said...

@Sherry. I agree w/ you re: LL. It always makes me sad when I see comments wishing she was dead. I, too, think she'll be dead within a year or two: she reminds me of the last pics of Dana Plato before she died. As maddening and frustrating as her antics and f#ck ups are, I would never wish her harm. I reserve that kind of sentiment for pedophiles and the like.

Mitchellaneous said...

True story...I have a friend whose middle name is Voila! It was supposed to be Viola, but her Chinese speaking mom got confused and mixed it up on her birth certificate.

urban chaos said...

Yep, If anyone should go it should be Lilo's pimp mother. Maybe then those girls could have a chance!

I cannot believe Ken and Barbie are actual people. Crazy stuff!!

Sherry said...

Agreed Reese's. Aside from my somewhat irrational dislike of Asslee Simpleton, I don't really hate anyone and I certainly don't wish anyone dead.
OT but speaking of pedophiles there was a very good article in the NYTimes Sunday Magazine about child pornography from the victims side. If anyone would like to read it I'll send a link.

ReesesPeace said...

What?!?! Ken n' Barbie up there are REAL?! Fo' real? Going back to look-see...

msgirl said...

I'm with Reese, those are real people?!?!

Max is such a cutie! I've seen many 9 mos olds standing and even walking.

hunter said...

Hi Sherry - I'd read that, link for the lazy?

RocketQueen said...

Holy crap! My baby girl is just over 11 months and just started walking and doesn't look nearly as steady as Maxwell does there...she looks a year or more!

I also like Miley's look...I found it ballsy and she's pulling it off.

I'm SO over Madonna. Look at the outfit. She's dressed like Ali G. So ridiculous. She knows we know she's in her 50s, right?

MK for short said...

I had seen the Barbie woman before but never the Ken man (is it just me or is he creepier?)

You know you have a pants problem when everytime you go out your pants are missing, well, most of the pants.

krista said...

My little one was full on walking at 9 months

JSierra said...

Sherry and Reeses I'm with you guys. I want to see her punished but I definitely don't want to see her dead and that is exactly where she is headed. Someone on a downward spiral is one thing, but watching and waiting for someone to self destruct is a little disheartening and gives me some sads. She needs to get away from the spotlight, but that will never happen.

Mitch that is hilarious! I knew a girl in high school who moved to Texas from Vietnam in elementary school and her parents let her choose any name she wanted, so she chose Barbie.

Sherry said...

Sorry Hunter..I don't remember how to do the clicky thing:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/27/magazine/how-much-can-restitution-help-victims-of-child-pornography.html?pagewanted=all

InTheKnow said...

Is that poop at the top/back of Lohan's leg? GAWD she's a wreck. I lost sympathy long ago.

Madonna is such a loathsome creature. Her hubris is astounding.

Is Miley having a crisis of sorts, I wonder? It's like she's trying to turn into Joan Jett (though Joan would never be caught in those pants). Never been around her but she pings my gaydar.

Agent**It said...

sherry, interesting link. Tks.

curlyhairslacker said...

Maxwell is super cute.

Seriously, that Barbie and Ken picture is real?!?!? Ewwwwww.

Lynne said...

Sherry said:

"JLH does look pretty darn good."

I would look good, too, if I were shot from a zillion feet away! From 10 feet away, not so much... :-)

nancer said...

lindsay must think she has great legs. i think they're really very ugly. i'd prefer not to see them----or the rest of her.

All about Eve said...

@JSierra, and Kim is exercising and she's still that big!

Andy said...

Hooooolllllld everything!

Enty said something nice about JLH??

*faints*

greenmountaingal said...

Those Barbie people are freaking me out!

JLH looks gorgeous.

I'm going to get beaten up for saying this, but I think Jessica Simpson's kid looks like a boy. Cute kid, though.

I am as pale as Chucky (my new nickname for Blohan), but I would not wear such an outfit. It just doesn't look good.

I like how Kate Middleton looks here.

I unapologetically love Madonna. Yes, she's a crazy bitch, but she's Madonna and she's awesome.

Della said...

I could see Kate W cooking....unlike Britney.
That Barbie and ken are freaking me out!
Why is the baby standing in the sink?

Della said...

JLH always has cute hair.

Lulu G said...

I don't give a poo about LiLo but not only did she forget her shoes. SHE FORGOT HER PANTS!!!!!!!

PuggleWug said...

Maxwell is absolutely adorable! "Barbie" looks more like something out of anime. Creepy.

Lola said...

I can't help it...I kind of love JLH.

poovey-tunt said...

There's a picture of Maxwell and no crack about Folgers to go with it? It's a KFF miracle!

She really is an absurdly cute child.

fancyscreenname said...

Maxwell's a cutie, leave Madonna alone, go Miley .....

Carte Blanche said...

Maxwell needs her shoelaces tied. Yep, I looked that close.

Tuxedo Cat said...

Maxwell is so sweet! She's going to be tall like her father, I think.

Jacq said...

+1

PugsterMom said...

No sympathy for Lilo. A nasty bitch. Period.

Maxwell is beyond adorbs.

Miley is a teenager. Every teen should have fun with her look. Don't understand the hate.

Madonna has been annoying me for 30 years.

Cornbread said...

Funny name stories...my girlfriend works for the school district here in the "school choice" program (assigning kids to schools). Last year, she had a little girl starting first grade whose name was "La-A." She had NO idea how to pronounce it. The mom ended up coming to the school choice office, and told my girlfriend the name was pronounced "LaDASHa." Oh my. Parents - please think before you name.

Re: Lilo...I am also very fair skinned and red headed, and I would never wear ANY Of the colors/styles she chooses. So unflattering.

Didn't Enty post an article before about a girl in Japan who dresses like Barbie? She had YouTube videos on how to apply your make-up to look like that? So creepy.

Mamademaya said...

"La-A" is an urban myth as old as the Internet.

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Where's Shelly? said...

Miley you look like utter crap in that horrible outfit. Madonna has enough money and is enough of a legend that she an wear whatever the fuck she wants to. JHewitt does look amazing! Wasn't Maxwell just born a couple months ago? yep, she does look like Daddy's girl. The Ken doll looks like a twink, not a man.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

I thought it might be an urban myth, but then doesn't that mean cornbread's friend was lying? ;)

RocketQueen said...

Yeah....I've heard that "LaDasha" story before...years ago.

Cornbread said...

Maybe I'm just ridiculously gullible...I'd never heard it before.

paula said...

Jessica's daughter is so cute she almost doesn't look real!

Also, "mime class" LOL!

misspoppypants said...

JLH is wearing the Betsey Johnson boot's I almost Christmas gifted myself, but waited too long and then they were only available is fuschia and black. So cute, the heel laces up the back. Sick with envy and remorse. Oh, but over it, now. Can't afford $$ shoes right now.

misspoppypants said...

JLH is wearing the Betsey Johnson boot's I almost Christmas gifted myself, but waited too long and then they were only available is fuschia and black. So cute, the heel laces up the back. Sick with envy and remorse. Oh, but over it, now. Can't afford $$ shoes right now.

misspoppypants said...

The Real Life Barbie looks like the $3.99 knock off I got one year in 6th grade for swapping Santa. So she should chill out on curiously Asian looking Ken.

bri swartley said...

Not rare in the least. Most kids walk/run well before their 1st b'day. My son walked w/o assistance at 6 mos 2 wks, and ran at 7 mos. My daughter at 8 mos was also running. That was hellish, lol.

Lelaina Pierce said...

I have heard about LaDashaA before too. I didn't think a thing about it b/c of some of the names of former students of my teacher fam/friends.

Maxwell is framing adorable!!

It pains me to say this b/c I love him, but The Real Ken reminds me of Jeff Lewis. :-/

@sherry - I agree w/ you. I am sick of her not taking personal responsibility but I have never wished her or anyone dead.