Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Today's Blind Items - A List Ex Sex

It is always nice when you get along well with your ex. This is especially true if you work in the same industry and might even work together again really soon. No, this is not about Natalie Portman getting back together with her ex, although, you know, filming a movie with the ex while the husband is half a world away. Who knows what might happen. This is actually about an ex couple who is way more famous than Natalie Portman. The thing about them is they are both very discreet. She is an A list, mostly movie actress who can easily hide in the shadows despite her A+ list name recognition. Her ex is a shadow. I'm not exactly sure how he even stays upright at this point with as little as he eats. I'm pretty sure the botox he injects must be keeping him fed somehow. Although she is definitely with someone, he goes in and out of coupledom. About two years ago they started working on a project together because he needed some help getting it made and she can never say no to him. The next thing you know there were calls. Lots of calls. It took about six months before they saw each other again and it was electric. Maybe that is why they scheduled the lunch for a hotel restaurant. They ordered drinks and were in a room before appetizers could be bought to the table. As discreet as our actress is, her ex is a little more talkative and he has been letting it be known that he has an in with her and has been suing her name to get money for projects and she lets him. She also has sex with him about every two months, although there was the three straight says they had sex during the second week of last month. The tabloids are getting close to the scent of the story and it is a jaw dropper.

124 comments:

Merlin D. Bear said...

Dear God, Skeletor and J-Lo

prolixe said...

Enty, I'm suing your name to get money from the bacon industry. Heads up. :b

Renoblondee said...

Billy Bob and Ange?

lifeiscrazy said...

Angelina & BBT? The project was that book he wrote that she wrote the foreward or whatever that was?

Probably too obvious of a choice, but its what came to mind first.

prolixe said...

Wouldn't JLo be celeb/singer instead of A list mostly movie actress?

I thought of Jennifer Aniston, but Brad isn't looking scrawny & Botoxed, and wouldn't need money.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Wait... I rescind that guess, I just saw the description A-list actress - and unless it's a red herring, there's no way in any universe it's J-lo
So I got nothing.

Laura said...

That is what I first thought about too life's crazy.

hunter said...

BBT's face is HEAVILY botoxed, this could totally be him.

VIPblonde said...

@Reno Billy Bob was my first thought too, just based on skinny + Botox! LOL. Not sure they completely fit, but so far that's all I can come up with

Amber said...

I like the Angie & BBT guess. Angie has 85 kids with Brad Pitt, and he's like the All-American dream hubby/partner (for many). It would be disastrous if she was Fing BBT.

Claritysk said...

how about mila kunis and macualy caulkin... sorry about the spelling.

Calukin is skinny as it comes, and mila was with him for some time wasn't she? and shed be considered A+ right? What with the oz, all her acting etc.

TotallyDistracted said...

Billy Bob and AJ. There was some powerful sexual chemistry between them that I think still lingers.

prolixe said...

Mila & Culkin, interesting.

Angie is not A list mostly movie - she's A+ all movie (TV movies count). The rest fits, though, she's pretty discreet nowadays.

Mr.Cannon said...

The only thing that makes me think it's NOT Mila & Culkin is that Enty says that this couple is "WAY" more famous than Natalie Portlman. I'd put Mila/Culkin/Portman on the same name recognition level...

EmEyeKay said...

Billy Bob & AJ was my first thought.

urban chaos said...

This sounds like Angie and BBT- wasn't their a reveal or similar blind about their chemistry?

OverIt said...

Wow-I actually may have gotten one right! I was thinking BBT & AJ too! This is a first! lol

sandybrook said...

Angie cant hide in shadows. She also isn't very discreet. But I got nothing.

Sparkwee said...

I read this as Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.

LottaColada said...

Billy Bob all the way. Skeletor might be skinny but he face lacks the botox description.

Annie Hall said...

Culkin doesn't look like he botoxes, though. I also wouldn't say that Mila and Culkin are way more famous than Natalie Portman. Billy Bob Thornton definitely looks botoxed to the max and from what I have gathered, TV movies do count as television to Enty.

This is way more in the realm of Jolie and Thornton than anybody else. Also Billy Bob is well known to be a gossiper and Culkin doesn't divulge hardly anything about his personal life to anybody because he was quite traumatized by fame at such a young age. This could really only be BBT and AJ.

One more point: would Mila getting with Culking behind Kutcher's back really be that jaw dropping? No, but Angie getting with Billie behind Brad's back would.

Primadiva said...

BBT & Angie, she can totally be discreet, she's barely be in the tabloids this year. She's also a director too. I also thought he was dirty sexy...

VIPblonde said...

Here's a curveball to consider (just because we're not all sold on Ange being "mostly movie):

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson. She's doing a stint on Glee. And that one would blow MY mind!

mizzoutiger76 said...

I read as Tom and Nicole as well...more because it would be a jaw dropper.

Not sure I buy the BBT & Angie, I don't think it would surprise me in the least.

redronnie said...

If it smells like Southern Comfort and Botox it's got to be Billy Bob and our favorite skinny as a rack but everso beautiful AngieJo..yep we could do with interesting gossip fed up with reality stars..

sandybrook said...

Now ive got sonething--kate winslet and her ex-husband Sam Mendes the director.

tgwtdt said...

I'd go with Angelina and BBT. I can't imagine Cruise and Kidman getting hot and heavy again.

Annie Hall said...

Interesting, but Owen Wilson doesn't look like he's wasting away with Botox as his only source of nourishment and he's not really known for being a behind the scenes gossiper.

For those who are guessing Cruise and Kidman, Tom Cruise may look like he doesn't have an ounce of fat on his body (which looks weirder and weirder the older a man gets) but he doesn't look underfed at all. Not to mention the fact that Cruise and Kidman never had an ounce of sexual chemistry. Not even when they did Eyes Wide Shut. Their relationship was purely contractual.

TotallyDistracted said...

I think it would be very shocking to the general public if AJ was sleeping with BBT again. She and BP supposedly are getting married and are deeply, madly in love. Even though he looks like a billy goat most of the time now and she looks like a stick figure, their relationship has supposedly brought out the best in them. Would be shocking.

Snapdragon said...

I can't imagine Cruise and Kidman getting hot and heavy again.

Again? Heh heh. ;)

Annie Hall said...

@sandybrook, Sam Mendes in no way looks underfed. Interesting guess, though.

VIPblonde said...

@Renoblondee In support of Billy Bob and Ange: I think where we're getting tripped up is mostly movie actress. But then I reread it. We're getting tripped up because we're reading it as "mostly movie" actress, as in actress who does mostly movies, but TV as well. But it can also be read as A list "mostly movie actress" as in she's a list, mostly acts in movies, but also directs!

In short, I change my guess back to Billy and Ange in light of my re-reading it

Primadiva said...

But Sam Mendes just had a HUGE success with Skyfall...and for Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson, I don't think she has that much more influence and power than he does to help him out with projects?

ethorne said...

I don't think Angie can hide in the shadows unless you mean when she turns into a bat & flies away.

MISCH said...

If it's in a hotel Angie can do exactly what she did with Brad....drive into the underground hotel parking....

Sparkwee said...

Billy Bob doesn't go in and out of coupledom. He has been with his baby mama Connie Angland since he and Angie broke up.

Annie Hall said...

Hahahaha @ethorne. Jolie can hide very well when she wants to. It's just that she hardly ever wants to.

Amber said...

Oh, I'd also like to point out it was revealed that Angie "settled" for Brad. If someone feels like they "settled" for their partner, the idea that they'd start stepping out on their partner with someone they had intense chemistry with would make sense.

SusanB said...

I'm terrible at these but even I thought of Angie and BBT. It's totally them.

Annie Hall said...

@Sparkwee Billie Bob has been married 5 times. I would definitely call that going in and out of coupledom. Also, I think that he and his baby momma do the on again-off again thing quite often.

Annie Hall said...

@VIPBlonde - That is an EXCELLENT point! I think you pretty much solved the ambiguity on that one!

ldylkng said...

What about Kidman & Kravitz?

sandybrook said...

Here's a big problem with this--there are very few A list anythings that can hide in shadows and be discreet--simply because they are A list. It seems like Angie has daily photo ops with the family and everybody knows exactly where she is at any given time.

Meanie Reese said...

I totally read this as Angie and BBT! Hmmmm. Go Amgie!! ;) Sue me: I love her!

Amber said...

And I think any celeb can hide in the shadows and be discreet. It's simple: don't call the paps, and don't draw attention to yourself on purpose.

Meanie Reese said...

Actually, it seems Angie has been lower-profile lately. Wasn't she the popular guess for a fairly recent plastic surgery blind?

Sparkwee said...

@Annie Hall I know. I just don't think it's Billy Bob IMO! :)

And I don't think Angie or Billy Bob are or have ever been very discreet about anything.

sandybrook said...

Sorta doesn't describe Angie then.

saycheese said...

what ex is natalie portman doing a movie with now?

Annie Hall said...

@ idylkng Kravitz does not look like he only lives on botox. He may be slim but he is not wasting away.

EXACTLY @Amber. We see her with her family a few times a week, not everyday and she definitely wants to be seen during those times. She knows very well how to be discreet and hide in the shadows when she wants to. She always has.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Well this article pretty much seals it for me. Angelina and Billy Bob.

Cheryl said...

Ange is discreet in the sense that we know what she wants us to know and controls her publicity. BBT has also claimed that he is so skinny because he is anorexic and rarely eats. He has had a great deal of plastic surgery and botox. When I think of him I always remember him saying they F#%#@d in the car on the red carpet.

lizness said...

Scarlet Joahannson and Jordan Catalano

Felicia said...

Renee Z. is pretty invisible when she's out and about, unrecognizable. Could it be her ex Jack White? He's very oddly botoxed looking these days and wraithlike thin.

sandybrook said...

That was a very interesting article.

Annie Hall said...

@Sparkwee, I get it. You have every right to your opinion, but I am still going to point out holes in your theories if I see them. :)

I know that you don't want to believe that this could be them, but nobody else fits. Billie Bob is never discreet hence why he is known as a bad behind the scenes gossiper and why it says that "her ex is a little more talkative and he has been letting it be known that he has an in with her and using her name for money."

Angie has always been discreet when she wants to be, though. The problem is that she loves attention (not a criticism, most actors do), so she is often out in the open for photo ops. When she doesn't want to be seen, though, you better believe she knows how to get away with that.

tgwtdt said...

@saycheese: "Jane Got a Gun". Her ex is Rodrigo Santoro.

Meanie Reese said...

Thanks Prada. Very interesting and my guess is still AJ/BBT.

Primadiva said...

I remember reading that article when it came out. And yes, I remember another blind about her "settling" for Brad Pitt because she couln't tame Colin Farell?

JoElla said...

How about Julia Roberts? But with who?

Unknown said...

Sandra Bullock with someone (kid) under the radar

Exes
Ryan gosling
Bradley Cooper as skinny and botoxed
Matthew McConnaughey as really thin for his role lately and probably botoxed for face recognition

i go with bullock / mcconnaughey

J Sara said...

I'm a for Angie and bbt but didn't he describe sex with her as fucking a couch? Hmm. Can't see going back to someone who either said that or felt that way about the other.

PookieTwo said...

Portman is doing a western with Rodrigo Santoro, whom she dated a few yrs back. Her dancer husband is allegedly fit to be tied about it esp since Natalie cast him personally (she's producing the movie as well as starring). Fassbender has also been cast; she's loaded up the movie with handsome exes and ex-costars.

This blind is AJ-BBT. Wow if true. They both still share the same manager so it wouldn't be difficult for them to communicate and get together on the sly.

Annie Hall said...

@Felicia, I wouldn't say that Renee Z and Jack white are way more famous than Natalie Portman, though. Also, I don't think that it would be a jaw dropper if they were seeing each other on the side. Not that many people care too much about Jack White. (I do! But not many.)

kelly said...

I was thinking Sandra Bullock and Mathhew McConaughey . . .

kelly said...

Oh crap I thought I was first! @Unknown, I'm with you on your train.

Annie Hall said...

@Unknown, I still think it's Angie and Billie, but your guess with Bullock and Mcconnaughey could actually work here, too. I just don't know if those two would be as jaw dropping, though.

curlyhairslacker said...

I'm thinking Angie & BBT too, even though I don't think it's a jaw dropper. They always had crazy chemistry.

CoolMommy10509 said...
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CoolMommy10509 said...

Angie and Jonny Lee Miller. He was in Dark Shadows in 2012.

Primadiva said...

But hasn't he (MM) been busy making babies with his wife? that doesn't fit going in and out of coupledom?

sifichick said...

@Sparkwee The only Tom & Nicole are going to get it on is if Nicole is wearing a strap on.

MISCH said...

Jonny Lee Miller is doing Elementary in New York

letitbe said...

I can get on board with the AJ/BBT guess. I also think the statement "easily hide in the shadows" could be a reference to the fact that Angelina always wears all black clothes, thus making it easy to hide in shadows...

LottaColada said...

@pookietwo, thanks for the info. I had no idea what enty was referring to about Natalie.

Holden Z. Barbarossa said...

I'm thinking Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder. Although she is no longer A list, she has A+ name recognition and she and Depp were once the "it" couple back in the early 90s.

Shadow is a reference to DARK SHADOWS. Project he had trouble getting made was THE LONE RANGER, though I am not sure how she would be of help to him in that regard.

Johnny Lee Miller is not famous enough. BBT and Angie could work, barely.

'Electric' could be a clue, as both BBT and Depp are known as guitar players.

McC and Bullock COULD work, and McC recently did a stint as an AIDS patient where he dropped a lot of weight.

Still going with Depp and Ryder for this one.

LottaColada said...

Let's say that it is AJ/BBT, can you IMAGINE if this ran in the tabloids the way it did when kstew/director scandal happened with pictures for evidence?

I don't think she would be able to fully recover from that the way she did when she started having babies with Brad. Up until then, she was still very hated for "stealing away" Brad from Jen.

Annie Hall said...

@Holden, but what kind of project would Depp need Ryder's help with? He has way more power than her and he is not known for gossiping behind the scenes. Also, how on earth would Depp be able to use Ryder's name to get money for projects?

Pisces Girl said...

It's Angie and bbt. In the tabloids-national enquirer and blowing up everywhere . Tried to paste the link but havin problems. Theres one article about brad being upset about Angie hanging out with bbt and there was another about rad overhearing Angie on the phone bbt, talking about Colin Farrell being her first choice (remember that old blind! ) If Angie isn't really the type to have female friends, she might be the type that prefers male friends...and I'd bbt is someone she is close to and confides in a lot, and had a sexual history previously...wellll sounds like a situation for trouble.

Pisces Girl said...

Sorry for the typos, stupid autocomplete. Brad overheard Angie on the phone with billy bob , she was talking about Colin Farrell. And if billy bob is one of her close male "friends", EX as it were She had sexual relations with....well how many Of u would be if ur significant other was best friends with their ex ?

Pisces Girl said...

I am done with commenting on my iPhone , arghhhhh. Bye

annabella said...

jonny lee miller does not have a face full of botox. he's got a face full of gorgeous.

billy bob thornton does have a face full of botox. and then some.

Primadiva said...

@Pisces Girl, autocorrect even got you with autocomplete ;) lol I've been there.

Renoblondee said...

Bullock and Ryder are not in relationship though so who would give a fig?

ino said...

Yup, sounds like Angelina and Billy Bob.

I don't think the Brange has been solid for over a year, even before The Leg. If you piece together all the rumors and blinds, Angelina's still chasing those demons and Brad's just trying to keep himself happy with his "creative" projects. I think they're tired of each other but are trying to keep it together for their brand image and for the kids.

Not surprised if it's true that Angelina's still messing around with BBT. Remember how he said something about him waiting around until she was done playing house with Brad? Billy Bob and Angie are just so gross together though. But hey, if underneath the Saint Angie makeover, she's still got a lot left in her of that girl with the blood vial necklaces, etc., then what can you do? I just hope she doesn't drag her kids back with her into that craziness.

But hey, who knows? Maybe a proper threat to brand will get Brangelina to rally. It worked for the Beckhams.

Carolyn said...

From the last line alone, I would think it would have to be Billy Bob and Angelina. She has worked hard to change public perception of her since most people seemed to side with Aniston way back when, and has largely succeeded, hence the jaw-dropper comment. All the other people mentioned would make ripples, but nothing like this. If Angelina is having ex-sex with Billy Bob, the tabloids will all orgasm simultaneously if this comes (no pun intended) out.

Lois Denominator said...

Does AJ doing "Gia" for HBO count as TV? Thus satisfying "mostly" movies?

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dragon said...

I ain't going lie tho Billy bob skinny as looks like he good in bed tho. His bones looks like it got a lot tricks. Every time i saw Angie and him together back 02 they smell like straight up sex.

Brad pitt needs to step it up. Shave the hobo beard. Stop doing random ass commercial about hair products or wat the hell it is and claim yo boo.

Oh hell for all we know Brad knows and doesnt give two shit as long as he joins or watches.

Annie Hall said...

@Carolyn "...the tabloids will all orgasm simultaneously..." Haha! That is comedy poetry.

Anna Nonymous said...

Angie and Billy Bob, plastic surgery nut and manorexic. there's always been rumors that she's been stepping out on Brad, I always thought it was just women though. I agree with Dragon, they were always hanging all over each other, while her and Brad always look bored, tired, over it, like the spice is gone and there just not willing to let it go. By the way all, I'm free at last!

mannyv said...

Paltrow is A mostly movies (she drops into Glee occasionally) with A+ recognition.

Angelina can't hide in the shadows.

Anna said...

What Gwynnie and Ben Affleck?

Anna said...

What Gwynnie and Ben Affleck?

MalibuBarbie said...

I completely read this as Billy "I only eat orange food" Bob Thornton and AJ. He's botox'd to the hilt, and skinny as a slip of paper...and she's been uber discreet when stepping out in the past.

crila16 said...
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crila16 said...

I was definitely thinking Angie and Billy Bob as I was reading this.

This is most definitely not Gwynnie and Ben. Ben is a hunk and not even close to botoxing and being too skinny looking. He actually looks really good lately. Bill Bob looks like death and he and Angie always had this electric fire between them...though Lord knows why.

Itobar said...

That's who I thought of!

Mikey said...

Congrats Anna! We've been waiting for this day. STAY STRONG!

Bessie Smith said...

I think Angie and Billie Bob Thornton. Saying this because I read a piece about Angie where she said that it was getting dangerous when they were together, because they would vie with one another to see who could eat the least. They both had an anorexia problem, according to her.

Meanie Reese said...

Anna: Yay!! Stay strong, girl!! So very proud of you!! =)

NaughtyNurse said...

TOTALLY Angie and Billy Bob.

Marybel said...

Angie would and could, if she wanted to. Discreet might not be as good a word to describe her as "sneaky." She's certainly an expert at stealthing around and getting what she wants. I can't help but believe that Brad is just too white bread for her - even his attempts to stink up aren't that convincing.

feraltart said...

Anna, congratulations, I've been thinking about you. Glad to know you escaped unharmed. Stay safe & keep us posted.

Amy said...

Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett. There must have been some crazy spark there for her to fall so hard, so fast, and marry him. And he still does the occasional acting gig.

Sherry said...

Interesting comment Bessie Smith - they must be in constant competition with each other to eat less and less all the time.

Poor, poor Brad Pitt. It must be hard to live with someone who rarely eats. Such a bad role model for all the the kids. And, what a nightmare to know that Angie will drop all of you at a moment's notice whenever Billy Bob looks her way. Sadness. Tears.

MadLyb said...

Wow, as usual, you guys are gooood! BBT and The Jolie! She gets publicity when she wants it, which isn't all too often. He's skinny and probably has botoxed like 99% of all actors and actresses over the age of 17.

bostonchick said...

Isn't Angie all movies?

Goodnight said...

Can't be Angie - she's an A+ all movie actress, not an A mostly movies actress with A+ name recognition.

I have nobody.

ecua said...

Lol!

Ali said...

I don't see how this could apply to Angelina and BBT - hasn't BBT been with the same woman since 2003? How is he "in and out of coupledom" as the blind reads? Are they on and off?

Mooshki said...

I asked Enty to start saying "mostly movies" instead of "all movies" for people we'd call "movie actors." I thought it would make things easier in the comments, but I guess I was naive. He isn't going to look up everyone's IMDB page before posting! It's just a phrase to indicate that someone is better known for movies than for tv.

bri swartley said...

Im cosigning this 1000000%. BBT and St Angie Crow. Hes so dessicated and 'toxed, now. I used to love his old rough look. Rode hard bad boy.

Agent**It said...

Anna, stay safe.

Jacq said...

BOOM. Got it.

E Gee Be said...

Clearly Angie and Billy Bob...but more importantly, thanks for the update, Anna!

Anna said...

Tabloid had story on Matthew McConaughy talking about how he likes all of hix exes. (I'm not the free-at-last Anna, by the way.)

B said...

I agree w/ @Goodnight. Angie is straight up A+ or A++, and so on. Not a plain "A". Combined with BBT having been in a long relationship, don't think this could be them. That said, not sure who this could be.

bink said...

Mila and Macaulay!

Claudia said...

Charlize Thero and Jared Leto. They been together and he was incredibly skinny for that movie in wich he played the transgender. I think it could be them

Hegg said...

The reason Natalie P was mentioned as this person being much more famous than her indicates Julia Roberts for me. Remember when she said "Natalie WHO"?
Has Benjamin Bratt or someone become super slender lately??

Bloggatak said...

ryan philippe and reese witherspon ?

AmandaKari said...

@bloggatak I keep thinking Reese & Ryan too. She has the perfect little family so it would be shocking. Plus he could benefit from using her name.

Newborn said...

Not that anyone needs convincing, but: "jaw dropper"? Slingblade? Def. Ang and BBT.