Thursday, February 07, 2013

Want To Hear Crystal Harris Talk About Sex With Hef?

The good news is that Crystal Harris does not describe any sexual activity. I get the feeling from watching this video that she tries to get Hef really sleepy by his 5pm bedtime by spiking his Ensure before they play a game of backgammon.

21 comments:

strongerthancoffee said...

Her parents must be soooo proud. Hef needs to watch out. She might smother him with a pillow... or her two "pillows".

prolixe said...

Is there a video attached?

KPeony said...

Her face is so plastic. I'd rather have sex with hef than try to watch her move her frozen face.

figgy said...

I wonder why he didn't marry Holly? Oddly enough, they kind of seemed like a good couple.

Sarah said...

Umm that was sad. At least Holly seemed genuinely fond of him.

skimpymist said...

He should have never let holly leave. I think she genuinly cared for hef unlike crystal who saw how broke she be trying to live outside of the mansion and wanted to lock in her meal ticket as quickly as she could. Feel bad for hef, who can he truly trust and confide in now that mary's passed away.

Count Jerkula said...

Reminds me of an old joke: What do 85 year old balls smell like? Depends

angie said...

she seems reaaaallllyyy convincing....

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Lol @ count I like it haha

kriss_t said...

Her mouth is all messed...wow...she's so full of crap.

I think he got back with her because Holly got knocked up. Not sure how the two completely relate, but it seems fitting. Maybe he decided he wanted Holly back and she wanted nothing to do with him? Or...maybe Crystal's blackmailing him and has some dirt?

Lola said...

Answer based on the headline:

NO!

smash said...

She just went back to him so he would pay her plastic surgery bills. Iiiissssshhh. Her face is puffy.

misspeg86 said...

@skimpymist - Whaaaaat?! Mary died?! That is REALLY sad. Off to Google.

I agree with you all saying Hef should have stuck with Holly. She was the only one who was really into him and she always seemed mature and had a good head on her shoulders. I'm sad that Hef, Holly, Bridget and Kendra are no more. I bet Hef is too. Girls Of The Playboy Mansion was so good!!!

g.strathmore said...

Hugh Hefner is such a joke. Anytime I hear of people partying at the playboy mansion it's always idiots and douchebags: Michael Bay, Leonardo Dicaprio, Paris Hilton, etc. Birds of a feather...

ethorne said...

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to this headline!

CanadianMiss said...

Me thinks the "lady" doth protest too much.

Sherry said...

When did Mary die? I really liked her. Sad.

Della said...

Count jerkula- too funny

She must have Botox out the ying yang. Oh- there it is- the bad publicist excuse. Wow- a night of UNO! They really throw down at the playboy mansion.

Mango said...

Her upper duck lip barely moves.

Sorry to hear that Mary passed away. She was with Hef forever.

Maximus said...

I never in my life thought I'd think Holly Madison was a better choice than someone else but here we are.

zombiecrush said...

She's a liar, and a bad one. Also that upper lip. JEESH.