Monday, February 11, 2013

Your Turn

Michael Lohan is a new dad. Predict this child's life. Dad just made his first buck off him.

41 comments:

sandybrook said...

One long horror show than drugs and jail like his step sisters did/will do.

ethorne said...

What, did he sell the first pics to the Penny-saver?

rhinovodka said...

future police officer, he looks good in blue.

ethorne said...

Yes, that would be awesome if this baby went the other way & cured cancer or something amazing.

Cathy said...

I hope for all involved that Michael dies a relatively early death due to his poor life choices.

DA said...

Brandy in the milk when teething, first cig at 7, first joint at 9, petty theft at 11, get a girl preggers at 13, meth head at 17.

Doesn't live to see adulthood.

EmEyeKay said...

I'm going to stay positive, otherwise, this kid doesn't have a chance.

Sweet babies are always sweet.

Bluevelvet said...

At least he had a boy Lohan males end up decent.

Meanie Reese said...

I'm with EmEyeKay on this.

Wishing peace, light and love to the little guy.

SusanB said...

A cute baby but he has a "I'm screwed" expression on his face.

I KNOW this is OT but I have to share: Mr. B just went by T's Lounge (big strip club)in West Palm Beach and said there's a big sign up front - Octomom is appearing there next week! Get your tickets now!

skimpymist said...

I think better yet I'm strongly hoping and wishing that kate major shields her child from his money grubbing dad. He looks like the grinch in this picture with his curled fiingers and big, wrinkly eye.

Meanie Reese said...

@SusanB: there's a part of me that wants to tell you to encourage Mr. B to go and give us the scoop, but you and Mr. B have done nothing to me to deserve Octopussy. =)

lazyday603 said...

I predict he will be raised by a stepdad. And some day when he is old enough he will visit the graves of the father & sister he doesn't really remember at all.

Anna Nonymous said...

Yes, thank God the child isn't female, otherwise she'd be probably whored out by the time she's seventeen. A boy is safer, but not by much. I'd love to see him become a police officer.

Vera L- said...

What Em Eye Kay said.

J Sara said...

Right on! Poor kid has enough to battle with in life without us shitting on him when he's less than a week old. I hope he rises above the Lohan curse - the odds are against him but I hope I'm wrong...

discoflux said...

Someone should go ahead and put a lawyer on retainer for this kid.

crila16 said...

That poor innocent baby doesn't stand a chance. When the child comes of age, Michael will right a tell all book.

saltygirl said...

Couldn't say really, just feel bad for the kid. Chin up little Lohan, it's not going to be easy.

Tuxedo Cat said...

OMG, what a little cutie! Here's hoping that having this little guy a little later in life will make Michael Lohan realize that he has a lot of healing to do with his other children (All of them).

car54 said...

cute little boy. hope his mom takes him far away from the Lohan side of the family.

ljsmed said...

Sad thing is, I'm not sure she is much better. :(
It's not fair to bring a child into this mess.

Pogue Mahone said...

Cute baby, too bad about the parents he got.Poor thing hardly has a chance.

Maja With a J said...

Little cutie. Perhaps authorities will intervene and he will end up being adopted by a nice, loving, non-famewhoring family, and he'll grow up to be a successful spinal surgeon.

fancyscreenname said...

Awww...

Cute baybay.

Kaltes Klares Wasser said...

Some of the most wonderful people I know grew up in terrible curcumstances.

I wish nothing but the best for this little guy and I hope he finds someone to love and care for him but even if he doesn't some people are just strong and grow up to be just great because the have it in them.

__-__=__ said...

Genetically brain damaged psycho serial killer. Dahmer will look like a walk in the park when this mess is finished.

prolixe said...

I'm done having kids, but every single damn time I see a baby, my heart goes AW LOOK AT THE BAY-BAY!! Stupid ovaries, shut up, we're done.

Agree, @SusanB, "I'm screwed" is the perfection description for that adorable face next to Prime Minister of Lohanology.

ethorne said...

@Prolixe- me too exactly. That's why I love my nieces & nephews!

Vkn said...

Oh god have mercy.

scratchy kitty said...

Wont happen. Kids become their parents.

Me said...

raised by some distant relative of the mom, given a different name, after this turd and the "mom" are in jail for beating the shit out of each other for the 2,937th time. grows up happy and never hears the word "lohan" again.

Maximus said...

He'll file for emancipation by the age of 12, at which point he will get plastic surgery and change his name so they never find him again.

ethorne said...

@Scratchy -I disagree.

Agent**It said...

Entwarded, you just helped him make his first buck by posting the picture. Congrats.

auntliddy said...

Hooefully michael and the wacky mother will be dead before kid is 3. Then a nice family will raise boy, who is adorable.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

One, two, some beer for you
Three, four, mom's a crack-whore
Five, six, now she's turning tricks
Seven, eight, let's go get baked
Nine, ten, dad's in the state pen
Eleven, twelve, I'll no longer delve

...into this horrible story. Good luck, kid. You're gonna need it.

PugsterMom said...

He's beautiful and I'm sending positive vibes and prayers his way and hope the little guy finds his own special wonderful path in life.

Sandy said...

If this kid is lucky his dad will disappear when he's 12 or be dead by the time he's 15. Unfortunately he has 50% of his worthless dad's genes so there's no telling what propensity toward addiction and stupidity he's inherited.

Silkprint said...

run PLEASE SOMEONE HELP THIS POOR KID

cricket said...

I think DA called it. He might have a slightly better chance since he's a boy and and Lohan's don't seem to whore them out like the girls. Good luck little guy you are going to need it.