Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Blind Item #3

I really don't know how he does it. This A list actor divides his time between television and movies. Somehow over the weekend he managed to hookup with this B list celebrity who is drop dead gorgeous. Our actor? Not so much? Kind of looks like a doll that was left behind by some kid at a store and no one ever bothered to call to pick it up. She hooked up with him even though she says she has a boyfriend although the boyfriend really has not been the same since she admitted she had to have sex with a guy to get her most recent high profile job.

65 comments:

La Descarada said...

Seth Macfarlane for the A lister guy? No idea for the celeb.

O'Really said...

Charlize isn't B list, is she?

O'Really said...

Never mind...there's no way she has to have sex to get a job.

FSP said...

Peter Dinklage

KPeony said...

The description fits Seth perfectly though

greenmountaingal said...

Is it wrong that I think Seth MacFarlane is cute? I know he wears makeup and looks like Peter Brady, but something about him is cute to me.

LottaColada said...

Russell Brand and someonw....? A model like Kate Upton or someone along those lines.

hunter said...

Seth MacFarlane IS cute, I totally agree - he does not look like a doll that was left behind, that's more like Shawn White type looks or something (he doesn't fit the blind though).

OKay said...

I wouldn't classify Seth M. as an "actor" either. He's more a writer/director/producer/host who also does voice acting. Also, yes he is cute. That said, I have no guess for this.

ms snarky said...

Seth McFarlane is totally fug. He doesn't look particularly masculine to me, at all. The Academy Awards made me realize how limited his talents are, despite how much I like Family Guy. Seth can't rise above his love of crassness.

That said, would we call Seth McFarlane an actor? Or A list?

Alice Tate said...

Would Seth MacFarlane be described as just an actor though? I don't think it's him.

Charis said...

So we have:

A list actor - TV and movies
B list celebrity - drop dead gorgeous
B list celebrity's boyfriend
B list celebrity's high profile job
Person B list celebrity slept with to get it

Is Brooke D'Orsay B list?

Cathy said...

What about Mel B for the B list celebrity? Maybe she slept with someone to get on AGT?

PrincessConsuela said...

Heidi Klum as b list celeb?

Juliette said...

A list actor Steve buscemi

Miranda said...

Steve Buscemi

Unknown said...

The only A List Actor I can think of who's on TV and in Movies is Don Cheadle

tealily said...

What an incredibly odd description!

Virtual Boricua said...

I think it could be a pudgy actor.

Kloie said...

Seth is good looking!

crila16 said...

Charlize is an A+ list...and I actually think Seth is super hot. I would totally date him. He's a hotter looking version of Peter Brady.

campchristy said...

Would David Spade be considered A list? He fits the doll description.

AKM said...

I feel like "drop dead gorgeous" is a clue. As in, who was in that movie? Denise Richards? Is she B? Kiki isn't what I'd call DDG, but she was in the movie, too.

Amy Adams?

crila16 said...

Zack Galifinakis for the A list TV/Movie actor.

Terrier Pines said...

I thought Steve Buscemi right away. No idea for the "lady".

Theresa said...

Steve Buscemi!!

Sherry said...

What about John C. Reilly? No idea on the girl and HELL yes. Seth McFarland is cute. In no way is he a troll.

super jive said...

I thought of Shia because he's pretty busted looking lately and the "doll left behind" reference made me think of Transformers. He did a lot of TV before 2005 or so.

mistang said...

I wouldn't kick Seth McFarlane out of bed. His boyfriend, though, might have to go.

Hammer_Girl said...

McFarlane was dating Emilia Clarke from GoT. I don't know how he managed that one.

nevermindthat said...

Seth is very attractive; I would hit it.

The Real Dragon said...

Seth can get. i wouldnt mind screwing him while he does stew voice

Anonymous said...

Seth is totally good looking!

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Seth is hot...I can't believe we're even discussing him!!

faux101 said...

Seth is really yucky looking. Too smug, too shiny.

Steve Buscemi tho.. I'd do him in a hot second. No joke! I think he has real sexappeal.

crila16 said...

I'm sticking with Zack G.

loubea said...

@campchristy, I thought David Spade too.

Sandy said...

It's Buscemi (Cheadle is much too handsome). I love him and can understand totally why any woman would go with him (this is not an unusual viewpoint in Hollywood - in RL women love Buscemi).

Don't care who the woman is, though.

Sandy said...

Oh, and how could anyone find the pancaked-faced, beady-eyed, shit-eating-grin-having, totally douchey MacFarlane attractive? I suppose there's no accounting for taste - I mean, even the horrifying Mickey Rourke still gets women.

Bravura said...

When I think of the "doll-like" comment I think of Zac Efron because he is such a pretty boy (and also has those disgustingly long lashes). I dont think I can make him work though.

Are there any other major pretty boy actor that could fit this?

Andy said...

I thought Buschemi, too. He works like a fiend, does TV (Boardwalk Empire) and movies, and no one would call him handsome in any way.

Taracu said...

I like the Heidi Klum guess for the woman, to score the X factor gig. The guy could be anyone, really.

libby said...

Yup. Major boner for Buscemi. I'm real-life woman.
Sexy doesn't have to be about perfect-looking sometimes.

ash said...

danny devito? not sure if he'd still be considered A list, but maybe just bc he's been around/famous for so long and some huge roles in both tv and movies. plus he's a known ladies man (somehow!!)

sandybrook said...

My first thought was Zach. Buscemi doesn't look anything close to a doll hes straight up ugly.

Taracu said...

Ash- OMG I wish I was not picturing Danny Devito & Heidi Klum doing the baby dance. Merp

annabella said...

seth mcfarlane has had some major plastic surgery, veneers and hair plug job (or whatever they call it.) he wasn't so cute in the before pix and they were taken after his hair job.

http://famousplastic.net/2011/11/16/seth-macfarlanes-hollywood-makeover/

http://news.makemeheal.com/celebrity-plastic-surgery/seth-macfarlane-plastic-surgery/3716

Taracu said...

What about Jonah Hill?

SueRH said...

I love Seth! I would totally hit it!

auntliddy said...

Yeah, sandy, THATS a huge puzzle, rourke getting women. Ugh

Upside Downunder said...

Annabella, interesting photos on Seth. Sad when men think money and power aren't enough to get laid....

Gabi said...

@ greenmountain girl I totally see Peter Brady every time I look at Seth, ba ha ha

Sunny said...

I thought Spade too, Camp Christy and loubea The first line says"I don't know how he does it". I read that as someone who keeps pulling hotties over and over despite not being classically handsome.

Could the B list celebrity be Maria Menounos???

Allison said...

Jason Segal.

Bravura said...

LOL the only doll Danny DiVito reminds me of is the troll dolls I used to have as a kid. Someone stick a jewel in his belly button and he's golden!

A. R. Ray said...

Buscemi is probably A+.
Ron Perlman and Jonh C. Reilly are probably not A.
Samuel Jackson does not do TV.
I go with Bryan Cranston just to be different.
Did any of these people play something involving "dolls"

Mango said...

@ Taracu - Jonah Hill would be a TROLL doll. Even when he lost weight: Yukkkk.

NaughtyNurse said...

Seth Green, not Macfarlane. He's miniature like a doll and has his tiny little hands in all kinds of TV and movie projects.

Robert78704 said...

Steve Buscemi has been married to the extremely awesome Jo Andres since 1987. They have a son and are part of the Brooklyn neighborhood where they have been long time residents.

No way is he the guy.

Phillygrrl said...

He's not gay...he got it on with an acquaintance of mine before he was famous. From what I gather, he's quite the freak in the bedroom...

Spring said...

Steve Buscemi wouldn't cheat on his wife. Guess again.

Anna said...

Tim Allen was in the cartoon about dolls left behind in "Toy Story."

Anonymous said...

Is Charlize Theron B List? I think not. If she is to Enty, then I'm going to say her and Seth McFarlane. He definitely looks like a melting doll.

Anonymous said...

What about another Seth: Seth Rogen?

Anonymous said...

What about another Seth: Seth Rogen?

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