Friday, March 29, 2013

Blind Item #4

At a recent party, two guests were speaking about this almost A list mostly movie actor who has been in a couple of the biggest movie hits ever and has a very unusual name.

"I thought he was gay."
"No, not gay. Every once in a while he will go out with a woman and even have sex with her."
"Oh, ok."
Well, usually sex with her. Lots of times he just will make her sit and watch him while he inserts things into his butt. He is big on pleasing himself like that."

67 comments:

Cecilia00 said...

Vin diesel?

Victoria said...

Viggo?

AndrewBW said...

I don't know who this is, but I hope it's revealed someday!

stephenk said...

Keanu Reeves?

VIPblonde said...

Shia LaDouche

msgirl said...

Viggo has been in a long term relationship with a woman.

FrenchGirl said...

joseph gordon levitt

camembert said...

The last line made me laugh.

So it's not gay if a woman watches?

Sunny said...

I HAVE NAKED PHOTOS OF ENTY!!!!*

*I lie

But only a couple of days left to help Robot's sister Carol by buying an awesome CDAN shirt!!


Gossipland

VIPblonde said...

@camembert Have you ever heard the song "I'm Not Gay" by Revolting Cocks? The VoiceOver at the end is the best! "I'm not gay, I just pretend I am when I'm drunk. I have a girlfriend!! I'm not gay" LOL

The Real Dragon said...

Well Do you man. We all have some weird Fetish I guess.

altar boy said...

Billy Zane

raisingcasey said...

Elijah wood?

loveless said...

jake gyllenhaal

Unknown said...

JAMES FRANCO

Big movies being the Spiderman movies

Unknown said...

If not for the actor clue I could see this as a Biebs blind:)

Kelly said...

@Sunny Got my V neck last night!

Peter said...

what woman wants to watch a guy stick stuffin his ass? ladies? I'm gay so I wouldn't mind the show but I assume that would be a turn off for a straight female? what are you supposed to do sit there and say ohh wow that's hot or clap? I guess if he likes it and they're willing, good for them.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Peter, I'm a straight female. If I found myself in this situation, I'd probably reach for the remote control and see if any Friends reruns were on.

All about Eve said...

I thought of Vin Diesel too @Cecilia

Dex said...

Definitely Shia.

Jennifer H. said...

Well, at least if you've got the remote control, he can't put it up his butt.

Jennifer H. said...

Shia LaButt.

Sherry said...

Jennifer H- LOL!!

Unknown said...

LOL @ Jennifer

Jennifer H. said...

Oh no, I have that viral video song in my head now. "What, what? In the butt. What, what? In the butt."

rhinovodka said...

This would be funny if it was Fassbender:).

Barton Fink said...

For me, I'm just glad that gay men are still good at viciously ripping people to pieces verbally.

Sugar said...

Peter, I would. But only once, just to satisfy my curiosity and for research.

IDoTheRobot said...

Lmfao @Jennifer!

Rolf said...

Alexander Skarsgård

annanaannnaaaa said...

You CDaNers are killing me today. So many good one-liners.

Blondie! said...

@Peter--yeah, what do you do? Clap? Give a score like at the Olympics? Balance things on whatever could be sticking out? Sing, "Guess which things aren't like the other?"
I'm stumped.

Anonymous said...

that sounds incredibly boring. who would be dumb enough to do something like this? Franco is my guess, since he's so odd and impressed with himself. a very unusual name huh? hmmmmmm Vin Diesel?

auntliddy said...

Im going with my fallback,"ewwwwww!"

sparklynan said...

Hayden Christensen?

AnneBolyen said...

Joaquun Phoenix - phote of him with lady in DM a coupl if weeks ago, but very rarely seen with women. I know he was popular guess for brother/sister relationship a few months ago. But if that wasn't him then - then this may be.

Basil said...

Is this the same guy whom we think Rhianna uses a strap-on with?

di butler said...

I'd be doing my hair and makeup, just in case he attempted something that was going to land us in the ER for extraction, later, and I'd want to look good if we got papped. :) I like Little Miss Smoke's idea-flip thru the channels for some reruns to see my Chan Chan man and the gang at Central Perk. And yes, Jennifer is right, keep that remote fecal matter free! Euww!

Izzie said...

Thanks for the reminder, @Sunny!

Free the hammaconda is awesome!

hothotheat said...

My mind went the Keanu Reeves, but thats not unusual ;)

Viggo has never been rumored to be gay.

Gyllenhaal or Shia.

mooshki said...

Vin is most definitely gay. He isn't doing anything at all with the ladies, not even this.

mistang said...

Such an interesting casual conversation. "Oh yeah, he likes to stick things up his butt while someone watches." "Oh really? So did you hear that new Justin Timberlake album?"
The whole gay or not gay thing is odd to me. The guy is probably not attracted to men and still enjoys women, but just likes a different kind of feeling.

Unknown said...

Y'all are hilarious!!!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

He may or may not be gay; this may just be his particular kink. Let's not forget that plenty of straight people enjoy various types of anal sex; for men in particular, I understand it's great for prostate stimulation, which makes for a bigger & better orgasm. As long as he's using toys w/no rough edges that are clean, not too wide or long, and have a nice wide base, he'll probably stay out of the ER. Not my idea of a fun date, but YMMV.

astrogirl said...

Orlando Bloom

Bit dams said...

Girl #1: so, what'd you do on your date last night?
Girl #2: if I told you, you would wish you didn't know.

ellehpee said...

No idea who this is, but he should meet a former co-worker of mine who used to constantly offer to show me how he could put whole items of food (cupcake, granola bar, giant cookie, entire piece of cheesecake) in his mouth and eat them without choking to death. Finally got him to leave me alone after offering to video it as a gay porn audition. (he's married and claims to be straight)

This is also the same guy who used to clip his nails in the middle of the work day at his desk, in an office shared with 4 other people.

Blondie! said...

@elaphee That story was the best diet aid ever!

bigtexashair said...

Where's count jerkula when u need him?

hothotheat said...

Sounds to me like he doesn't like being touched by other people.



OKay said...

Nope, not touching the woman you're with but ramming things up your butt instead...that's gay, no matter how you try to spin it.

PS said...

Jaime Foxx. And he is gay.

Popnursing said...

@jennier - laughed out loud. Way to look at the bright side, girl.

Jenn said...

I hope he's using the correct kind of toys to stick up his ass. I work in X-ray, the worst I've seen so far was a sippy cup. A. Sippy. Cup! I think I'd stop playing Words With Friends for something like that.

Ari said...

@Peter, if the guy is hot, I'll watch anything he does

nevermindthat said...

But Vin haven' t been in the biggest movies ever. Fast and Furious franchise is ok but not biggest ever

Anotheramy said...

Lots of guys like pegging but they usually like the woman to participate.

He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper said...
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He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper said...

3/30/13 - 5:17 AM CST

@nevermindthat

I'm not saying it's Diesel, but he was in some hits for sure;

SAVING PRIVATE RYAN ($482 million ww)
THE FAST & THE FURIOUS ($207 million ww)
XXX ($277 million ww)
THE PACIFIER ($199 million ww)
FAST & FURIOUS ($363 million ww)
FAST FIVE ($626 million ww)

I can't believe those stupid car movies make that much $$, but they do. There's another one due out this June, I think.

nevermindthat said...

But Vin haven' t been in the biggest movies ever. Fast and Furious franchise is ok but not biggest ever

nevermindthat said...

But Vin haven' t been in the biggest movies ever. Fast and Furious franchise is ok but not biggest ever

nevermindthat said...

But Vin haven' t been in the biggest movies ever. Fast and Furious franchise is ok but not biggest ever

Nothanksdarlin said...

PS, do tell

Nothanksdarlin said...

Peter, this sound terribly boring to me.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

JOaquin Phoenix came to mind first

NESSYSUPERSTAR! said...

shia for sure

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