Thursday, March 07, 2013

Blind Item #5

This A+ list celebrity/producer/fake rapper loves women, but he likes them to get freaky with him. One of his regulars was with her girlfriend in an adult toy shop and she kept saying no to her friend and then finally said, "___________ likes them to be like a foot long. I honestly don't know how it fits in his a**."

41 comments:

Kelly said...

Oh my! That's all I've got to say about that.

MadLyb said...

P. Dildy!

auntliddy said...

Ewwwwwwww! Tmi!

Unknown said...

Yow that's a lot of ass room.

Izzie said...

Hahaha! That reminds me of this article about rappers' views on anal sex. Jadakiss: "I don't pump on that block" cracked me up.

Monkeysports said...

P dildo!!!

Lucas said...

You'd need at least a foot for ass-to-ass.

slowflea said...

Definitely Puff Dildo!

The Real Dragon said...

Cassie and puffy daddy aka p diddy aka Sean combs

lazyday603 said...

I can't decide if this is Crosby, Stills, Nash or Young.

libby said...

Lucas, EW!


libby said...

My best friend and I are usually either mistaken for/hoped to be lesbians when we go out, just the two of us. We have been known to improv an argument about which one 'hogs the double dildo' more, just to fuck with people.

So many shocked young men....Ah, Precious memories....

urban chaos said...

Screams P Diddy to me, once again, I think the CDAN'ers have this.

Cat Black said...

Wow.

nevermindthat said...

P Diddy all the way; except Enty left out enterpreneur(Sean John, his clothing line)

mistang said...

Entrepreneur might have made it too obvious. Not that it really mattered, since everyone here is so quick.

Sugar said...

P Diddy!!!!

Cheryl said...

I like the fake rapper part.

Anonymous said...

P Diddy fits all of the descriptors.

Warning: OFF TOPIC CDAN ALERT:

I just read a blind on blindgossip.com that sounded aimed at our Patron Saint RDJ. It said something to the effect that the night of the Oscars, a wealthy, sober Star was nowhere to be found and everyone freaked out! The image used was a cartoon character "poof", as in Iron Man/cartoon punches like on the old Batman shows. folks were guessing RDJ. If anyone on here knows him, please check on him.

Anonymous said...

Which rich recovering dr*g add*ct sparked a panic after briefly disappearing in LA over Oscar weekend?

CharRicho said...

One of my friends told me one drunken night about how her husband loves stuff up that hole... I cannot look at him the same way anymore. I really wish she hadn't told me that! lol

VIPblonde said...

Wait, is this how he got the name "Fist" Brown?

The Real Dragon said...

@ Anna he is fine. He I'n my bed right now.

All I'n serious maybe he was hooking up with someone?

figgy said...

apparently a LOT of guys love this! I used to think it would be fun to do this with a guy using a strap-on, but that was fantasy only. In real life...don't think I could do it. Not judging tho! Whatever rocks yer boat as long as it's consensual and doesn't involve minors or animals, I say.

Upside Downunder said...

Maybe that's why so many of them wear the diaper pants.

nevermindthat said...

@Anna Nonymous. Those captions are usually used to throw people off; just like Enty plays with wording to throw people off.

FSP where are you on this one? LOL

Anonymous said...

Jeez......I couldn't.

I agree with Diddy.

Jeri said...

I too agree with the old Puff Daddy (from the JLo days.

Single Man in Love with Love said...

Puff Anus Daddy

FSP said...

Piddy all the way.

just curious on a mobile said...

So me and P-Diddy have more then just skin color in common.

hollywood dime said...

puff sounds almost too easy. Especially since I've heard the same about dr.dre

Alicia said...

I'm with you Hollywood dime - it does seem a bit easy. Plus I had a friend ( I've mentioned this before ) who slept with him for months. That was never one of his requests. Choking her out, however, was a different story. Apparently he's a huge fan.

Sherry said...

My post was deleted!

Sherry said...

I said this sounds like "Booty Hole" which, save for the "n" word is hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Og6VuuYcco

NaughtyNurse said...

Timbaland

Pazazz said...

You would be surprised at how many men like this. I can usually spot a guy who likes it. I've been with several men who I've ummm helped fufill this fantasy. And most once they start doing it like to have bigger ones. I've seen some pretty big ones used on some very manly men

Hegg said...

Swizz Beatz.

NL said...

Told my ex I wanted to try it on him. Shoulda known when he was eager to participate.

Badbarfly said...

To be different, Joaquin Phoenix. Director, Producer, Musician so "celeb" vs. actor status. Oscar award so A+. And that whole thing he did with Casey Affleck movie where he quit acting to be a "fake rapper."

pickwickianmom said...

wow. you're right bad barfly. Phoenix does fit 'fake rapper' perfectly. would all fit. Only thing is everyone seems to think he doesn't date anyone except his sister? Whatever that means.

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