Friday, March 08, 2013

Courtney Stodden Like You Have Not Seen Her Before

Yes, this is Courtney Stodden, and yes, this is what happens when a 16 year old is allowed to marry a 50 something year old who probably is scared to touch her.

54 comments:

SusanB said...

I made it about 1/2 way through and had to turn it off. Someone please get this girl some psychiatric care!

FSP said...

Why is he scared to touch her? I thought that's why he married her...

VIPblonde said...

Courtland totes works at Hot Topic, and apparently is ready to start shooting ping pong balls out of her hoo ha by the end. Seriously, fast forward until there are about 40 seconds left

C. Malone said...

What the hell did I just watch?

Izzie Marceaux said...

OK, I'm 30 seconds in and there's a drunk girl in torn fishnet stockings with crappy hair gyrating to bad music in front of torn sheets saying, "She's my half-sister so at least I have HALF (pound gloved hand on floor) of my dignity!"

So much for that tuna fish sandwich I was going to have for lunch. :/

mizzoutiger76 said...

And I will never get that 3 minutes of my life back...what a dumbass.

Sue in MO said...

That girl is not going to stop trying to get attention until she is walking around naked through the streets of LA. Seriously - what else is left for her to do?

Sherry said...

I couldn't make it though the entire thing but listened to the end per your suggestion VIP. This girl is such a hot mess. Words absolutely fail me now. Better just get in the shower and wash this travesty off me.

noseygal48 said...

My eyes me yes!!! Why!???

Amber said...

I simultaneously hate and feel sorry for her. She has clearly had some trauma in her life that has sent her down this path - especially if what a certain commenter posted about her and her mom is true. But GOD. ENOUGH ALREADY.

Pini 27 said...

What a family. You know at least one parent was there while she was putting on this sad, crotch-shot filled (thank you for holding the camera high!) mess. Her Mother is just a stagger above Sante Kimes.

curlyhairslacker said...

That might possibly be one of the most disturbing videos I've seen on this site. WTF did I just watch?!?! She needs help, in a bad way. :(

KPeony said...

Whaaaaaat

CanadianMiss said...

Wtf? That girl really needs some help. Like a serious psychiatric intervention.I can totally see her perv husband holding the camera and encouraging this mess.

(btw, what does rill mean?)

figgy said...

Um...is that *supposed* to be her poking fun at herself?

What's funny is she actually sounds like a kid there.

I hope that in 2013 she divorces him, gets a job in a Starbucks or whatever and lives like a kid for a few years before moving on to a semi-normal adult life.

Oh, and I'm really feeling sorry for Dortney.

tealily said...

I actually thought this was pretty funny.

rexruther said...

Bitch stole my outfit.

rexruther said...

You guys, I can't believe people think she's on drugs!!! This is completely normal behavior. You're just rill jealous haters.

trouble bubble said...

Oh, that poor dog

Sass71 said...

Love the Sante Kimes reference @Pini !

Maximus said...

This is kinda mental illness-y. I dont think it's just booze/drugs.

lc said...

why oh why did she have to say she was from Washington State? For rill though.

mistang said...

"Old washed up d-list saggy balled actor!"
Okay that was the one part I liked.

witwritergirl said...

Hello, she's obviously showing her range as an actress. (Insert eye roll here) yep, the offers should start rolling in.

hunter said...

0_0


She said she was from my home state? Washington? BLASPHEMY!!!

I can't get the audio because I'm at work but skipped to the end for the ping pong ball shot & yup.

Nothanksdarlin said...

What a weirdo. She should have just turned 18 move to LA got a couple of girlfriends and went out to eat at nice restaurants where she could meet some rich man and sucker him into marrying her. It would have been way less creepy

Nothanksdarlin said...

And she would have been better for herself in the long run that way

parissucksliterally said...

Will not watch. I refuse to pay attention to this woman.

megan00m said...

Please no more cs, shes too sad and misguided.

EmEyeKay said...

At least now we know that SHE knows all the crap that's said about her. She went a little far with the Doug description though... hmmm...

Slightly surprised to hear her drop an F Bomb.

PuggleWug said...

Her parents need to be bitchy slapped. Who would do this to their child? It is obvious the look, the marriage, was orchestrated by them. It is horrible.

As annoying as Courtney is, I really feel bad for her. She didn't stand at chance at normalcy. I also think she is on heavy duty prescription meds, that she probably doesnt even need.

Jules_345 said...

@witwritergirl, that is exactly what I thought when I read it. Not that it would get her offers, but that she was expecting it to.

PuggleWug said...

Bitch slapped*

HolidayinCambodia said...

I enjoyed that. It looked like the sort of thing my kids would have made when they were 14.

When she does get to porn, I hope she's more enthusiastic than my own Miss Delaware Teen USA. If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right.

Zee Noxgoddess said...

@amber. what about her and her mom? I can't find the comment you are refering to. thanks.

Anna Nonymous said...

She's drinking. Give them a reality show!! If Anna can do it, this bitch can. It would be television gold. Give them a show Bunim/Murray! Ryan? Andy?

AmandaRed said...

Very disturbing. I stopped making fun of her a long time ago, when I realized that she has obviously been very abused, and likely from a young age. She could be a textbook case of sexual abuse as a child. I wish her the best and I hope that she is able to find a friend or someone who can be someone she can trust.

Stephy said...

In this get-up, she actually looks and sounds like a teenager. I wasn't so sure before, but she "rilly" is just a kid.

DewieTheBear said...

I made it fourteen seconds. I hope someone in the comments has done a recap, I ain't trying to get through this wreck again.

Mooshki said...

"Seriously - what else is left for her to do?"

Ass-to-ass? ;)

Amy Scott said...

She needs help STAT.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

I get the feeling they're trying to counter in an inventive way all the crap tabloids say about them, or capitalize on it... make something deliberately stupid so it'll go viral. It ain't working.

She sounds like a stereotyped teenager, except heavily medicated. Not sure if recreational or psychiatric, but neither bode well for this girl. She needs some serious help.

discoflux said...

@Dewey - It's rilly, rilly, rilly, dumb yet incredibly depressing.

discoflux said...

*Dewie

Faith said...

Yikes. I've always suspected that she had been abused as a child, and this seals the deal for me. Very sad. She probably thinks all of these terrible things she's saying about herself, but can only verbalize it as someone else, ie., this weird sister person.

Faith said...

Also, her boobs really bother me. I'll go with them being "real" for the sake of arguement. But if they are, what is she doing to them? Is she wearing like 6 bras full of socks? She has to be doing something because no woman's boobs move or look like this.

dragon said...

this girl is bugging. God bless you child

Erik said...

Ugh.

misspoppypants said...

If you watch it with the sound off it looks like she has the norovirus and is about to vomit. I'm not kidding. I totally had a few sympathy gags when she made the vomit face. I can't listen to it cause Im around kids.

Mango said...

I can't hate on her, either. Just plain sad.

Cee Kay said...

Um...uh...oh my...okay, well, she kind of looked like she might be 18 in that video, so that's something!

CrazyCatLady said...

Ditto!

Alicia said...

Haha favorite comment of the day

Goodnight said...

She kind of looked her age in that video, so keep reaching for the stars Courtney! I mean... Courtland.

I just can't make fun of her the way I used to, the abuse is too obvious. That poor, poor girl. If the abuse ever becomes 'common' knoweldge - ie. in the papers - expect an SVU episode out of it.

She rili needs a psychiatrist.