Friday, March 29, 2013

Justin Bieber Is A Spitter

Yesterday I wrote about Justin Bieber being his usual a-holey self, but it turns out he went above and beyond in his a-holiness in the argument he had with his neighbor. Justin spit on the neighbor. That is disgusting and the neighbor's wife rightfully called Justin a punk. I would love to see how Justin would behave if he was not surrounded by bodyguards all the time. Do you really think he would be able to beat up even his own shadow? He feels powerful because of the drugs he does and because he knows he has backup in the form of bodyguards. So, he spits  and yells and lunges and knows that no one will try to retaliate because he hides behind his bodyguards. What do you think would have happened if he was all alone when he spit? Yeah, he would probably be spitting into a straw at his dentist's office right about now.

44 comments:

Amber said...

Justin, it's very rude not to swallow.

auntliddy said...

He is an out of control douche. Ignore him and maybe he - hopefully- will go away. He spits at me, everyones taking one to the balls.

carolinec said...

he smokes weed (as you have told us before)!!! The "Drug" you keep referring to is his LARGER THAN LIFE EGO!

PuggleWug said...

Go to Brazil!

Meanie Reese said...

Amber! Hahahaaaa!!!!

FSP said...

Hahaha

katydid said...

Enty, that was my thought yesterday when I read he spat on the neighbour. Give his bodyguards the day off and let that little punk get his ass kicked. So high on himself! I can't wait until the teenage girls that love him grow up and his career has reached the stage of a reality dating show on Vh1.

Robert said...

The sooner that punk crashes and burns, the better.

Jeneral said...

There was a recent blind that seemed to be about Justin taking Adderal. Also lot's of speculation that he's taking steroids because of the rage (and he finally got some puny muscles). I think those are the drugs Enty is talking about. We all know weed would not cause this behavior. Sounds like he needs to smoke more weed to chill the F out.

Henriette said...

Like the Tasmanian devil or a camel?

greenmountaingal said...

If he had done that to me, I would have put his scrawny ass in a guillotine chokehold.

Henriette said...

If he lives near Maria Shriver, the neighbors could string him up in Christmas lights and make a decoration.

scratchy kitty said...

Cosign. I dont do any drugs but Ive never known of potheads acting like this. Id say theres probably a molly or meth chaser in there somewhere too.

scratchy kitty said...

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karen said...

Amber, you made me spit out my tea. I'm so rude.

Also, I LOVE that picture of you in your avatar!

scratchy kitty said...

Not to mention how that must have hurt Usher's feelings.

Lucas said...

@Amber - Hahahahahahahaha!

Amber said...

Haha Karen! Thank you :)

Its just U said...

I try not to get too annoyed by the antics of a 19 year old boy because they are not usually the most stable people but there is no excuse for spitting. It is one of the rude things anyone could do. It shows a complete lack of social skills and is disgusting.
I have a 19 year old step-son and if he pulled that shit on anybody he would never be allowed out amongst people again.

Moosefan said...

Awww. Poor Wittle Justin threw a fit and got his wittle feelings hurt. You a G Justin. A straight up Goober.

KPeony said...

I hope they were given rabies shots

MISCH said...

Meltdown...

plokzy said...

I dont get the whole aderall thing. Im in college and everyone takes it, me included in dire situations. No one feels the need to spit on each other. Wtf is he studying for to take these?

Diana G said...

He is out of control and making stupid choices. One of the stupidest choices he's making is having Lil Twist drive his cars recklessly and throw parties at his house while he's out of town. Someone needs to put him in his place already. :-/

Diana G said...

The Art of Douchebagery

ethorne said...

Is there a more embarrassing job than Bieber's bodyguard?

fridayschild said...

He'll crash and burn soon. Sort of sad since he could have gone a whole different route.

Pogue Mahone said...

He's such a little jerk.He's on his way down.

Ms Cool said...

I agree with fridayschild. This is sort of getting sad.

Frazzled said...

Bieber and Amanda Bynes would make a beautiful couple at this point.

yodelay said...

Thos kid is really spiraling FAST! As for the spitting, he really needs a (pardon the term) bitch slap!

NapAssasin said...

I LOL every time I see that picture from his meltdown in London and his squeaky kid voice cussing at the camera. My voice his deeper than his for god's sake. I swear his bodyguard tried not to laugh. Asshole.

Sherry said...

I would love for his bodyguards to have the day off and watch how quickly Justin acts civil. He needs a good ole ass whooping! That would cool his jets pretty quickly.

Mango said...

He's posturing in front of his rapper "friends". The same ones who use him for his drugs, cars and cash.

Anna Nonymous said...

There are several revealed blinds about him on blindgossip saying that its intervention time, that he's got a huge drug problem, and that if he doesn't disappear in to rehab soon, then he'll probably be having a full public meltdown, because he's is spiralling out of control. Which looks like exactly what's happening. drugs are bad ya'll. Justin probably wouldn't be the little asshole that he is if he hadn't been showered with screaming girls, millions of dollars and endless supplies of adderall.

Its just U said...

@Sherry thanks for yesterday. You always say the nicest things.

ms snarky said...

Mommy clearly never taught him not to tantrum.

This is just Pinocchio syndrome - He wishes he was a real boy.

ms snarky said...

also, does anyone besides me think he's going to end up looking like Puck from The Real World?

Sugar said...

Baby dick.

ljsmed said...

@ma snarky
You are exactly right, I had a boss that had the Napoleon Syndrome. He was the nastiest person ever and any little thing would set him off, it was awful. Luckily he got canned pretty quickly.... Just thinking about him makes me cringe.

feraltart said...

I hate when people spit, even on the sidewalk, that is how disease gets spread. To spit on another human being is just another level of low.

Jeri said...

So agree Enty. That punk needs to grow up & quit hiding behind the body guards.

Diana G said...

Tell me about it!!! :-)

Erik said...

I'm normally not a fan of violence, but someone needs to kick this douche's ass.