I have been giving this a lot of thought
. I know, I know. You are asking yourself how I ever get anything accomplished if I spend all day thinking about Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan. I find that if I skip showers I have lots more time in my day and not as many friends who want to say hey. Yesterday, I'm sure you read that Justin went off on the world for suggesting he needs rehab. Yes, just like every episode of Intervention, Justin Bieber thinks he does not need rehab. If he thought he did not rehab would he have admitted it? Of course not, just like he won't admit that he secretly wants to have sex with Lindsay Lohan. Justin Bieber is a long time fan of Lindsay. Freaky Friday was the only movie his mom would let him watch until last week so he is obviously skewed in what he thinks is the ideal woman. In his manifesto yesterday, Justin made a joke about he is no Lindsay Lohan and that Justin actually has money. It was funny, so of course Justin took it out. I think his mom also told him that it was not the way to attract a good girl like Lindsay. I would become a Belieber if Lindsay and Justin started dating. I would buy a pair of diaper pants and tie them around my ankles so only my tight whiteys were showing.