Thursday, March 21, 2013

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Pose For A Photo Together - Kristen Probably Pregnant From This

The tabloids orgasmed so loudly earlier this week that you would have thought Jennifer Aniston has given birth to triplets and named them People, US, and Life & Style. Although those would be cool names for a kid, I think I would hold out for their crazy quadruplet brother, Globe. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart went to a bar together earlier this week. Although they never kissed or even held hands, the tabloids have the couple back together and probably planning their wedding. Vampire based with blood orange vodka shots. Robert will also double as the wedding singer and Kristen is working on matching trucker hats for her bridesmaids which consists mainly of women that she seems really overly fond of and Jodie Foster performing the ceremony while whispering for Kristen to call her.

56 comments:

Kelly said...

Oh snap Enty! Lmao

TheEntrepreneursWife said...

Sounds like a BI reveal to me!

VIPblonde said...

They probably had a bet on who could sleep with that girl first

Veech said...

So... Jodi WAS the one who sent Kristen the car...!

FSP said...

Reveal!

Henriette said...

Gross! Jodie played Kstew's mother.

AuntJess said...

Blood orange vodka shots. Yum. That's all.

J Ruth said...

Am I the only one who noticed what Kristen is doing in this photo?! Um, that hand signal means something...

LottaColada said...

I love how we get reveals within stories now!

Meanie Rhysie said...

Oooh! Ahhh!!! I love unexpected reveals!! Thanks, Enty!

LottaColada said...

@FSP- I have sadface over your blackout =(

a non a miss said...

Nope- I noticed that gesture..is KStew trolling us?

auntliddy said...

Rob patterson always looks soooooo miserable.

FSP said...

@Lotta - day of mourning.

a non a miss said...

I can respect that FSP

LottaColada said...

@FSP- Aww, you warm my <3. Is it personal or related to our fellow reader?

FSP said...

Fellow reader.

Erika said...

Rob looks like he's mentally holding up a sign that says "Help Me". That explains this blind. http://blindgossip.com/?p=51375#more-51375

timebob said...

i'm so happy Twilight is over, that is all.

LottaColada said...

@FSP- so sweet, props.

Meanie Rhysie said...

(((FSP))) Tears in my eyes again at the many wonderful people here. <3

Erika said...

We have to wait until August for this fuckery to be over.
(sorry, I don't know how to make links clicky)
http://blindgossip.com/?p=51337

Henriette said...

RPatz looks like he's wearing a shirt that says:"I'm with stupid."

Frufra said...

I'm lovin' the phrase "crazy quadruplet brother, Globe". Well done. Plus the "I'm with Stupid" thing. Also gold. I love those shirts :-).

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crila16 said...

Wow...KStew is so cool and hip giving the backwards peace sign. I wish I was as cool as she is.

Robert said...

The tabloids will do what they think will sell magazines or page hits. Personally, I still think this whole thing has been fake from start to finish. If there was any truth in it, after the media frenzy concerning her supposed "fling" with the director, and given the way he then quite deliberately through her under the bus even though he'd been doing the same all along, and given that he acted publicly as he she needed to beg for him to take her back, I'd be disappointed in her if she had anything further to do with him. I thought (and still think) she's stronger-minded than that, while he's behaved like a creep.

If it was (is) real and she really wants him, that's her call, but she'll be making a huge mistake that will eventually come back to haunt her.

ethorne said...

Lol at K Stew giving the international rug muncher sign.

And girl, please stop with the damn 90's Baywatch hair part.

Frufra said...

Yes! ethorne! That's what her hair looks like - ding ding ding!

Just blew the pic up for shits and grins, and damn, Rob is blotto, eh?

ethorne said...

@Frufra-It drives me nuts, even on the red carpet she has that same stank flip that Courtney Stodden does.

Its just U said...

That means F*** Off over here.

dia papaya said...

Me too Lotta :(

Always the gentlemen Mr FSP. You are good people. Hugs to you!

dia papaya said...

I was thinking the same think AuntJess!!!

You are snowed in so have fun!

dia papaya said...

Always the Gentle Man FSP. Tipping my hat to you.

Star said...

Oh god Rob looks miserable, he looks like he would rather be back in Australia

Erika said...

The woman that took the pic wrote about the encounter. It's not what everyone thinks.
http://radcollector.com/columns/lauraaustin/2013/03/21/from-the-horses-mouth-robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-leak/

Colleen said...

Thanks Erika!

Erika said...

no prob :)

All about Eve said...

@FSP, that's so nice :)

Unknown said...

KStew's gesture seems to agree with the post.

All about Eve said...

Erika's link

All about Eve said...

Erika's 2nd link

I love the comments in the article, the Twihards refuse to believe these two are anything but madly in love lol

All about Eve said...

I was trying to find a picture of KStew and Jodie Foster and instead I found this:

FREE HAMMACONDA!

Erika said...

Thanks All about Eve! You forgot this one, though. XOXO
http://blindgossip.com/?p=51375#more-51375

AKM said...

Mad props for the blackout. I think I shall copy and do the same.

Sherry said...

Yeah that is the carpet muncher sign kids..Like how Enty has been sneaking in some reveals.

Erika said...

@AaEve
Dude, they are rabid on Tumblr. I can't tell you the names I've been called just because I've said I don't like her. There's this one 37 year old woman that won't get off of my ass. I asked once what would the the robsten fandom blogs do if/when Robsten is over and she responded "WHEN Rob ad Kristen get maried and have children we will still be here celebrating their love" and don't even get me started on the photoshoped pics of them with children. Although, when she was caught cheating, it was magical. They were sobbing like little babies sayig that they'd lose respect for Rob forever if he broke up with her and "threw away years of love" just because she was "manipulated and used by an older man." because Kristen is so innocent. Some people, to this day, think that it was fake. Even though she released a statement. It's madness.

Anonymous said...

jodi, u nasty slumrat. She played your pre teen daughter in a movie!!!!

Phillygrrl said...

...and there's your reveal, folks!

All about Eve said...

Here ya go! ;)
Erika's 3rd link

All about Eve said...

@Erika, I had no idea they were that delusional and die hard! I'm not into the Twilight craze so I never read these articles before and now I'm kinda wishing I never had, they're really crazy lol

Shit You Can't Buy said...

RP is like 'snap the goddamn picture, so KS can get in her minicooper and drive away, leave me the fuck alone'

feraltart said...

FSP, what a kind, thoughtful thing to do.

NaughtyNurse said...

Jodi loves that POS Mel Gibson, so it should not come as a shock that she would be hitting on a too-young-for-her woman who played her little girl in a movie not long ago.

Agent**It said...

FSP, ditto. xo. I ate a pint of ice cream today to help with the blues.

Kloie said...

Shovel face + dead eyes forever

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