Crazy Days and Nights: Kristen Stewart Wants Patrick Schwarzenegger

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Kristen Stewart Wants Patrick Schwarzenegger

Patrick Schwarzenegger lost out on Taylor Swift. Well, kind of. They still made out but he was not her "boyfriend," and thus ineligible to have a song written about him. Kind of like when you go to McDonald's but they tell you they are still only serving breakfast so you don't eat and don't feel bad after. You just saved your hunger for some place better. Like Five Guys or In-N-Out. Anyway, Patrick was at Taylor Lautner's birthday party where every guy had to remove their shirt upon entering. I kid, I kid. Anyway, Kristen Stewart was there and the next thing you know she and Patrick are canoodling and then were amorous enough with each other that people suggested they get a room. This of course is from Star, so take it for what it is worth, but I'm kind of shocked there are no photos from the party.

37 comments:

VIPblonde said...: Oh great, we can look forward to another Taylor Swift slut-shaming song. You know, Taylor, I hear there's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women; 6:33 AM
LottaColada said...: The "not her boyfriend" comment comes from Taylor who insists she's only had TWO boyfriends since 2010.

This coming from someone who bought a house next to this kid.; 6:36 AM
ethorne said...: Omg @VIP, my fave bitch Katie Coutic told me that before!; 6:36 AM
Colleen said...: Are KStew & Rob still pretending to be together or has that ship sailed?; 6:36 AM
ethorne said...: @Lotta, she bought a house by the Kennedy kid, & cheated on him with this one. So she's a liar bc that makes 3.; 6:37 AM
Meanie Rhysie said...: Poor, misunderstood Tay-tay. Y'all are so mean!; 6:39 AM
LottaColada said...: @ethorne, you're right! The beauty of it all is that they are interchangeable. Aren't they cousins??? Lol she made out with her b/f's cousin?; 6:40 AM
SusanB said...: And what's so attractive about this kid? Don't they know what Kennedy males do to their women?; 6:46 AM
Agent**It said...: This "happened" Feb 9 2013. The rags are running out of gossip.; 6:47 AM
discoflux said...: SusanB, it's a whole new generation out there with no idea what Chappaquiddick refers to. They probably think it's a game out of Harry Potter.; 6:54 AM
greenmountaingal said...: This dude is a magnet for strange women. Squinty is a Level 5 creeper and KStew is unattractive and has a bad attitude.; 7:00 AM
Anonymous said...: @disco yeah if you go driving with a Kennedy after dark bring your fins and snorkel.

This kid seems like a douche, probably a good match for the spoiled brat that is Kristen. I thought he was better as Taylor's (Lautner) date, they looked cute together!; 7:01 AM
Amber said...: I refuse to believe Stewart is anything other than asexual.; 7:02 AM
ethorne said...: @Lotta-Yepper- saw it in Star magazine. ;); 7:03 AM
Anna V. Xol said...: What a nice pic of k stew. I have no idea but on his daddy AHNOLD! side not so great with women either.; 7:10 AM
Kelly said...: Kristen maybe wants his *sister*. Not him.; 7:12 AM
Agent**It said...: Interesting, "Taylor Swift makes $1million profit after selling the mansion she brought next door to Conor Kennedy." UK Daily Mail.; 7:36 AM
Izzie said...: I can't decide if Kristen Stewart is one hell of an actress or one hell of a non-actress. Pick a team and brush your hair.; 7:44 AM
triggerua said...: Sounds like she is bearding for a new guy. I keep hearing that Taylor Lautner is really the one that wanted and got Patrick.; 7:56 AM
ruby said...: Patrick is dating Taylor Lautner. Kristen Stewart is bi. This story is BS not sure why Enty bothered to post it.; 8:09 AM
rexruther said...: Yeah Agent, when I read that I thought, "We'll there's her payment for the pr relationship."

Nice real estate tip there.; 8:18 AM
rexruther said...: *well.; 8:19 AM
Kloie said...: The bearding story makes perfect sense, but doesn't that leave Rob in the dust (i.e., without a beard of his own)?; 9:10 AM
Sherry said...: Yeah I was thinking the same thing, that no way is Kristen with this GUY. I know Lautner is gay but I wasn't aware of Patrick being so. Hey nothing wrong with it.; 9:10 AM
crila16 said...: Well...considering RPatz and KStew were never actually together as a real couple...she can do whatever she wants with whomever she wants.; 10:00 AM
All about Eve said...: I think ruby is right, sounds like a bearing situation to me.; 10:02 AM
lazyday603 said...: Before yesterday Taylor Swift was just kind of a public joke. The serial psycho ex on the casual relationship treadmill screaming "Jane! Stop this crazy thing!". Then she attacked Tina Fey. She has now become evil personified. Die Taylor, die.; 10:05 AM
Pink_Palace said...: @ruby, i have wondered about Patrick being in the closet since last summer. My gaydar just started pinging and hasn't stopped.; 10:12 AM
mooshki said...: I'm pretty sure Taylor bought the Kennedy house because the seller wouldn't sell to them (I can't remember the details) and she was trying to help them out. I don't think she's quite as bad as people think. Although, of course, it's more fun to pretend that she goes psycho stalker on every guy she meets.; 10:16 AM
discoflux said...: I'm pretty sure it was Rob bearding for Kristen and not the other way around.; 10:41 AM
Mango said...: Doesn't Kristen realize that Patrick has a dick?; 11:31 AM
Julie said...: I'm going to agree that it's Taylor and Patrick that are together.; 12:17 PM
NaughtyNurse said...: Kristen Stewart is a hag. I just don't get the fascination with her.; 4:33 PM
CanadianMiss said...: Omg, at first I read this as she wants Patrick Stewart!; 4:42 PM
nunaurbiz said...: Kind of like when you go to McDonald's but they tell you they are still only serving breakfast so you don't eat and don't feel bad after. You just saved your hunger for some place better. Like Five Guys or In-N-Out.

LMAO! Love ya, Enty!; 8:51 PM
CowPie said...: I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who gets the sense that young Arnold probably prefers to select from the meat options on the menu instead of fish.; 10:17 AM
Gabby said...: LOL @ VIPblonde and ethorne! She really is a star-fucker, isn't she? I think she'd do MUCH better with a regular, non-famous guy, but what do I know?; 6:51 AM

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