Friday, March 29, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Burns Another Bridge

Lindsay Lohan should probably start looking around and realize there are maybe two or three bridges in the entire universe that she has not burned. As good as her first day was Monday on Anger Management was as bad as it was the other two days were. Lindsay was originally only scheduled to work Monday and Tuesday. Monday went great. Tuesday? Not so much. In addition to spending time puking in the parking lot of the production while trying to cure her hangover, she spent most of the day in her trailer and at one point, police were almost called to escort her off the set. Yeah, it was that bad. It was so bad that Lindsay had to come back on Wednesday to finish everything she didn't do Tuesday and had her part cut substantially so they could get everything in they needed to. Lindsay did make her flight to Brazil on time so, I'm sure that the "clothing company" she is working for this week is happy which is a good thing because the cast and crew of Anger Management don't ever want to see her again.

95 comments:

rejectedcarebear said...

Oh Lohag, you never cease to amaze me.

greenmountaingal said...

This girl needs rehab stat. I just can't believe there are suckers out there giving her chance after chance.

FSP said...

Brazil, you can have her.

dia papaya said...

Happy Friday everyone! Hope all is well in the CDaNiverse!

May the force of new beginnings and joyous fun be with you this weekend as we welcome Spring!

*and blessings on Good Friday to all of you who follow that path...

dia papaya said...

Sorry to put my happy message in the Lohag post...

Cathy said...

Does anyone know if Brazil and the US have any kind of extradition policy in place? As it looks more and more likely that she'll have to go to jail instead of a fictional lockdown rehab, maybe we'll get lucky and she'll just stay there forever to avoid jail.

Ashlea said...

It's pretty bad when Charlie Sheen, the Warlock himself gives up on you.

Astrid said...

Rehab won't cure her delusional behavior and unbelievable sense of self entitlement. Which is what her real problem is. Psychotherapy maybe?

warmislandsun said...

How has the IRS not taken her passport?

Meanie Reese said...

Dia said: Sorry to put my happy message in the Lohag post...

If not a Lohag post, where?!?!

Good grief, girlie Lohag!! Get your shit together! I'm...shocked at how many freaking chances she has had. /smdh

Karen said...

@dia, happy spring and Easter to you, too! And we NEED something happy in a Lohag post. :)

Gypsy said...

Well, she did have ONE good day in a row! That's a start?

LottaColada said...

@dia- screw Lohag, I ♡ your happy post :D TGIF!

captivagrl said...

winning?

Jeneral said...

It's amazing that Charlie Sheen still manages to get his ass to work but Lohag can't. You know you've hit rock bottom when you're more messed up than Charlie Sheen!

elisacg said...

@LottaColada,
I am so obsessed with your little doggie! Everytime I see your name, I look for the cute dog eating a cupcake. I have a Cairn Terrier (Toto dog) named Bella and they look similar.

Anyways Happy Friday/Good Friday everyone!!!

rejectedcarebear said...

Happy GOT weekend Dia :)

PuggleWug said...

I wonder why police almost had to escort her off. She looks sooooo oldddd in that picture.

Ashlea said...

Agreed Astrid. Serious mental health counseling.

Ashlea said...

@dia- thank you that was so sweet! :-)

Jeneral said...

I can't believe how excited I am for GOT! I've read the books, I know what happens. But I'm still pumped to revisit all my favorite characters.

KatL said...

I can't help wondering if Charlie looks at Logag a bit self righteously and thinks, "Well, I was never that bad!" or if it makes him realize what he put his crew through on Two and a Half Men.

PS Logag was a total typo, but I'm kinda loving it!

stigs84 said...

I was just thinking about how surprising it was that her first day on set went so well when we clearly know she's still messed up...and then I read this

auntliddy said...

Yes dua, u r a sweetie!

Pen-a-lope said...

Somewhere I read a story she stole a bracelet from the set. Shocking I know.

rejectedcarebear said...

Same here Jeneral! I'm dreading the you know what that's going to happen cause its so heartbreaking but I'm excited to see everything else (like the bear fight and Mance and the Reeds! The Reeds are one of my favorites, they know so much!)

auntliddy said...

Ash, right??!!! When u worse than sheen, u gotta know u have HUGE problems. And what can charlie say? " hey! Thats my scene!" Lol

Rickatoo said...

Hopefully she'll commit a crime in Brazil and they will incarcerate her, eliminating the need for our tax dollars to be spent on her further prosecutions. She'd never make it out of a Brazilian jail alive.

auntliddy said...

What astrid said.

auntliddy said...

Dont u get it? They prob buying her plane tickets, lol, to get rid of her!!

dia papaya said...

GOT GOT GOT!!!

And Easter! Can you tell that Easter is my favorite holiday :D

Hugs to you RCB!

auntliddy said...

Word to the general

MISCH said...

Please DON'T HIRE HER....

auntliddy said...

Prob so messed, puking everywhere andwouldnt leave, pugs

katydid said...

I don't get the puking in the parking lot, she had a trailer right? I also want to know what would warrant a police escort. Did she start stealing things off the set?

Girl needs to follow Tara Reid's professional path. We are rarely subjected to her, she just hangs on yachts with men who don't want publicity.

Thanks Dia for the sweet friday message! I am hoping to work a 1/2 day today :)

Wishing everyone a great weekend, I'm hoping the sun comes out!

scratchy kitty said...

Logag!!!! Your keyboard knows Blohan better than the rest of us do!

auntliddy said...

Kat- ahh, the unhappy mirror

Meanie Reese said...

Logag works, too!

auntliddy said...

Katy- pukinh in parking lot= completely unaware of where you are. Pathetic.

auntliddy said...

Puking, sorry

auntliddy said...

And cue dina-: " lindsay was fine, i cant imagine how these rumors get started." Lol

KPeony said...

I agree Rickatoo. Wouldn't it be glorious if she did something stupid in a country that has really grimy prisons?

dia papaya said...

I'm pretty sure Brazil doesn't want The Lohag. Maybe she's going for some site seeing while checking in on her clothing line? Yep, that's totally what's happening here!

Shout out to White Lilly - the voice of all Brazil! We need the low down on the Ho down.

Karen said...

@katydid, we don't see Tara Reid very often. Lohag can't be out of the public eye that long because she craves attention.

LottaColada said...

@elisacg- Aww thank you! Happy Good Friday to you too :)

Kaye said...

Robert Downey Jr was a huge druggie but he was able to turn his life around, I think the problem for LiLo isn't so much the substance abuse but her personality disorder. Ain't no rehab gonna cure that, that takes a committment on her part to long-term therapy with a professional skilled in treating this kind of disorder. Sad, sad, sad, watching her self-destruction.

Henriette said...

Shocker!

Amy in MI said...

Whoo hoo!! Happy GoT and Doctor Who weekend to everyone!

sylmarillion said...

Thanks Dia! Wishing you many happy things too.

@Astrid: If she cuts loose from her family first. As long as she's tied to that lot, she hasn't a chance in hell.

Izzie said...

Happy sunshiney Friday, Miz Dia!

dia papaya said...

Doctor Who is this weekend too? Oh my! Nerd- mania! Exciting!

dia papaya said...

Happy Easter to you too Karen!

*clink*

Badguesser said...

http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/29/lindsay-lohan-brazil-table-drunk/

Lindsay in Brazil.

Let her stay there.

mamabot said...

My theory is that the second day was messed up on purpose so that she could live up to her negative persona. It's possible that the negative press is more lucrative than the positive press.

curlyhairslacker said...

Happy (payday) Friday! :D

It's gonna be a great weekend: season finale of The Walking Dead and the beginning of GoT!

Primadiva said...

@Badguesser, here's the clicky version :) blohan under the table

hothotheat said...

I agree @rickatoo, but Brazil isn't that bad. She needs to make a side trip to Colombia.

@Kaye - I was going to say the same thing, drugs and alcohol are NOT her biggest problems. She has a personality disorder and until she recognizes she has a personality disorder, she's not going to get the help she really needs.

Laura said...

I just can't with her........

@Captivagrl Is that a blue crab? Mmmmmmm

Laura said...

Oh and Happy Spring to all in the land of CDAN!

fancyscreenname said...

Wow....u are bad off when u can't even focus long enough to make your money. SMH......

audrey said...

Happy Friday Dia and to all the other CDANers. I hope at least some of you don't have to work today. I am one of the unlucky ones.

Suzzique said...

it takes talent to be worse than charkie sheen

SusanB said...

Never thought I'd feel sorry for Charlie Sheen. I still think, though, under all the crap, he's got a kind streak.

Sherry said...

Hey Rickatoo..Nice to see you, it's been a while.

Dia, as always your sentiments are most appreciate..Happy Friday all..

Yeah if she has a trailer why would you puke in the parking lot. I mean come on girl. Have you no dignity? And if you don't want people taking pictures of you in a club don't go to a club! It's NOT alcohol or drugs but she's got a personality disorder that will never be cured.

Glitter said...

She is circling the drain.

Mango said...

Wouldn't it be glorious if she did something stupid in a country that has really grimy prisons?


What a fascinating thought! Lilo needs to try to pull some shit in Indonesia or someplace like that and try to get her My Cousin Vinny lawyer to talk her way out of it.

Agent**It said...

She helped herself to a beautiful bracelet that she wore on the show, per DM.

"Yet, they call this Friday good" T.S.Eliot. Hi, Dia:)

G said...

Lohans. Kardashians. Beiber. One plane. One Bermuda triangle.

annanaannnaaaa said...

She's so Neely O'Hara!

dia papaya said...

Hi Agent! ;)

You have a FAB day darlin'!!!

nancer said...

ever since i heard she was going to brazil, i've wondered if this wasn't some plan to avoid jail.

in any case, i have a feeling her time's about up. as in, up for GOOD. i don't think she'll be around at all much longer from the shit she's doing and the way she looks. just about over for lilo.

rexruther said...

Yeah. It's hard to find coke in Brazil, right?

Happy Spring. I definitely need something positive right now!

MrWolf said...

@Dia - It's cool. I'm pretty sure Jesus died for her sins.

Robert said...

@Agent: I just listened to T.S. Eliot reading that very poem on Youtube a little while ago!

Agent**It said...

Robert, my peer ! Sitting here with our worn copy of Four Quartets, wondering if anybody would know what I was referring to. Nice to "see" you:)

Robert said...

@Agent: You, too! References like that are what keep me hovering around the blog, reading if not always commenting. I always enjoy your input, too.

EmEyeKay said...

I can't find anything online that backs up Enty's statements. No parking lot puking, no hiding in the trailer. Anyone have a link? Am I just too sleepy to google properly?

Wendy Davis said...

TMZ dummy.

Wendy Davis said...

Has this ugly worthless trick ever Googled herself? She reminds me of an ex boss I had that suffered from Dwarfism but would accuse me of being jealous of her.

Wendy Davis said...

Also, a normal person would not be buying jewelry when they owe the IRS so much money. Her kleptomania and pathological ways will hopefully be her demise soon.

califblondy said...

I was thinking the same thing...how screwed up can you be if Charlie kicks you to the curb?

Alicia said...

GOT!!!

feraltart said...

Ugh. I am spending my weekend cleaning out the wardrobes (and can anyone tell me why the cockroaches poo in drawers that have paper - no food, yuck) & this trick can't be bothered working for 3 days. Oh, and in case you don't know, cockroaches in Australia come into clean houses, they also fly & that means they can often avoid the poson when your house gets sprayed. I'm probably dealing with the Lohag's relatives.

Nothanksdarlin said...

Astrid, rehab won't but if she actively pursues recovery she will change. Recovery programs are all about changing. I have my fingers crossed for her but I don't have my hopes up. Not everyone gets to be saved. Sometimes people just die

Mooshki said...

"I still think, though, under all the crap, he's got a kind streak."

Sure, when he's not too busy beating or shooting his girlfriends.

Diana G said...

LMAO!!!

AngieEatACheeseburger said...

Hope someone leaks the video of it!

Popnursing said...

@Feraltart- they eat glue on envelopes and boxes. I can't remember why my mother told me that.....but hope it helps!
:)

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

^ Popnursing, they eat paper bag glue, too. So if you recycle, you should get rid of those in your house quickly.

As far as Lindsay Lohan being in Brasil, can't we all just turn out our lights and tell her the US has gone out of business when she tries to go back? Nothing here, sorry, just stay in Brasil!

Jacq said...

Right? As she tries to board a return flight home, the US is like, "Nope."
LOL!

White lilly said...

Eerrrgh!!!!
I know why she's here, she even came to my city, that little blergh!
She's at Lollapalooza. The picture of her under the table is probably in one of the VIP areas.
And to think I almost went to this concert... eeeeew!

White lilly said...

Oh, and this is the funniest pic of her arriving at the airport, look at the girl trying to take a pic of her... http://fotografia.folha.uol.com.br/galerias/14912-lindsay-lohan-no-brasil#foto-259737

Sorry, not clickable :(

Dani said...

Let us not forget the necklace & earrings. Little thief made off with those, too. She claims to have had permission & the cost deducted from her pay.

Nooo...Really? said...

We need a close up on those bracelets in 'under the table' picture. Photographic evidence...BAM.
Also, she has put a lot of miles on those shoes!

dia papaya said...

Thank you White Lilly! That was priceless!

And thank you to everyone who thanked me. I don't want anyone to feel left out of the love!

I have to go to work now :( But then off all next week!!! Hip hip hooray!