Saturday, March 30, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Steals And Then Gets Drunk

If you could describe a typical Lindsay Lohan day in one sentence it would probably be something like the headline above. Proving that the only way to have anything valuable around Lindsay is to have it locked and sealed to your wrist or a cement block, Lindsay stole a bunch of stuff from the Anger Management set. Lindsay says she bought it, but she took it and then made a deal after she took it and didn't return it. Instead of calling the police, Lindsay agreed to have the producers deduct the cost of the stuff from her paycheck. This is just another reason why the producers of the show say Lindsay is not invited back. Ever. Meanwhile, Lindsay is in Brazil supposedly for work, but has spent most of her time drinking and even spent time under the table of a bar. I have spent some time under the table of a bar. It was called being passed out because you know you are f**ked up if being on the floor of a dirty bar sounds better than sitting on a chair.

59 comments:

Tour Wonk said...

I just can't with her...

Anonymous said...

So the dipshit burned another bridge.

auntliddy said...

Ugh, as someone posted yesterday, she is circling the drain bigtime.

Janieb said...

I think she is just about gone.

msgirl said...

For the first time, I now believe death is around the corner for her. I know I'm late to this.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Damn. Does she ever just stay in? Take a hot bath, do the tootsies, read (ha!), talk on the phone with girlfriends (hahaaa!)? Try it sometime, La Lohagag!

auntliddy said...

Cue Dina:" these things were given to Lindsay as momentos of her time spent there. She wld never steal. These items are precious to her! ( now available on ebay!) " lol

Unknown said...

can i please have like, 1% of the chances she gets? seriously?

VIPblonde said...

So, is the the alcoholic's equivalent of when K Fed gained extra weight right before he checked into celebrity fat club?

Meanie Rhysie said...

Yeah, sad to say: I won't be shocked if she dies. Nor will I be shocked if she outlives us all.

a non a miss said...

Detox is gonna be a bitch for Lohag.

Christopher Cruz said...

No. More. Fire. Crotch.

auntliddy said...

Ive been thinking to that time she was on LI with her mother, and they had the big fight, and linds called her sperm donor to say her incubater high. I think maybe, just maybe, Linds was trying to get or go straight, and Dina turned her back for her own reasons- you know, money. After that, she's full tilt boogie going to dark side at 90 miles an hour. I wonder if that was her last try?

NapAssasin said...

along with the std's in her body, I can only picture her getting something horrible like dysentary or staph from sitting on the floor of that club. my god that's disgusting. oh wait, there was probably coke under there.

Alexstrasza said...

She turns 27 this year, right? That seems to be the magic number for a lot of celebrity deaths.

figgy said...

I suspect That Lindsey and my mother in law belong to the same sub-race of humans that are biologically related to cockroaches and just live on and on and on no matter what.

figgy said...

I suspect That Lindsey and my mother in law belong to the same sub-race of humans that are biologically related to cockroaches and just live on and on and on no matter what.

ethorne said...

Guys, she was working under there. That's her cubicle & she gives very special b.j.s there.

greenmountaingal said...

Lifetime really needs to get on with making a movie about this mes.

greenmountaingal said...

With all due respect, I think Dina would refer to Lindsay as "my child." Lol

Unknown said...

I can't understand why anyone would hire her. Is it just the adage any publicity is good publicity? I guess as long as we care about what she is doing someone will be willing to pay her. I really can't believe these overseas guys are really paying to bang her.

Merlin D. Bear said...

I understand that hiring Blohag gets free publicity.
I really do get that.
But given her known history (ie that which has actually made the news and not been covered up) with anything remotely valuable (see escapades on "Liz & Dick" ... the trailer, the missing Taylor items, etc) why on Earth would you allow her to walk around without 24/7 security?
Can anyone answer that one?

fordellcastle said...

If she was doen there looking for coke flakes, lord knows what she ended up snorting, smoking,or shooting up.

Glitter said...

These stories get better and better. I believe she is mentally ill and has one foot in the grave.

akzip said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejoQN5_ZeTk

unreal that she's even the same person in that interview

MISCH said...

She has to be the dumbest bitch on the planet..

CantHaveMyPurse said...

I'm guessing that no one is surprised by her antics any longer. I have zero sympathy for the idiots who keep hiring her but that's their ego and stupidity showing. Do people even buy anything that she promotes? God knows I would stay far far away from anything with her name on it, including movies, TV shows, clothing and food products.

dia papaya said...

The Continuing Saga of The Lohag!

ZORBITOR said...

😈The Passion of the Lohan😇
http://youtu.be/SaOpy5DELUM

Alicia said...

I don't believe she will ever get help until its too late. He's surrounded with so many enablers ( cough cough White Optah! ) that she doesn't feel like she has a problem. People like that will never get clean. She will forever serve as Hollywoods cautionary tale.

Jenn said...

I'd have to slap her in her face if she tried to steal from me. Seriously, she's just an ungrateful wretch. Ugh.

O'Really said...

I'd like to make a motion for a Lohan free month

Jacq said...

People get what they deserve for hiring her. I mean, really? They didn't see it coming?

jane3113 said...

It looks like she colored the bottom of her shoe with red marker to make the look like Loubitans or however you spell those overpriced shoes.

audrey said...

I read somewhere that this is where she hid from people wanting to take pictures with her. Yeah..I'm buying that one. I hope she doesn't die this year. She doesn't deserve to be a member of the '27' club.

Anonymous said...

there's nothing to say

Izzie said...

What the holy hell?

@T.E. Cuz, co-sign. Or even .5%.

califblondy said...

I missed that comment yesterday, that's hilarious. Sad, but funny as hell.

Mango said...

I'm that person who checks out of the hotel and takes those little bottles of shampoo and conditioner.

Lilo leaves with lamps, ashtrays, bedspreads, and anything else that isn't nailed to the floor.

@ jane3113 - excellent observation. She probably had an unpaid intern on staff do that for her. Pathetic.

delete account said...

If thats the case then she needs to cut her mother out of her life. Some families are so dysfunctional and warped that when an addicted menber does try to get sober it upsets the famiky dynamics and all hell breaks loose until the addict gives up and goes back on the drugs/alcohol. I saw that happen in my own family.

yoyo said...

why is she in Brazil again? Whoever hired her didn't google her first ?

auntliddy said...

Litty, ive seen it myself , not eith family but 15 boy out of rehab and father sits him down for a drink. The addict is selfish and will do ANYTHING to preserve their way of life. You're so right, some families damaged beyond repair.

auntliddy said...

No, SHE was prob giving germs under there, lol

auntliddy said...

To them, shes exciting. An american actress who's a mess! U never know what she'll do, or who she will blow where!!! They hire her as a freak show, and she seems determined to give them their moneys worth. Its really pathetic.

auntliddy said...

I dont think she even knows where she is or what shes doing half the time.

auntliddy said...

Merlin, u right, sh needs 24 hr watching. She probably so wiley she gets away and grabs stuff. You know, precious momentos, lol.

Agent**It said...

I echo auntliddy , she has no clue what is going on. Not going to end well, unless she has a "coming to Jesus" moment.Soon.

Its just U said...

@O'Really I will second that motion.
I am bored of it all now. Every day it's the same story. Only the locations change.
I am going to stop reading Lindsay posts until there is something new.
I don't think she will be in the 27 club. I think she will be in the 50 club. That club has much more washed up has beens in it.

delia jones said...

LOL she is wily, I like that word for her!

Bluezz said...

The 27 Club is for musicians. One stupid video/album? when she was a teenager does not make her a singer.

Hey! I just thought of something. They say there are no lockdown drug rehabs. Send her to Narconon. The Co$ would never let her out until she pays her bill. HA!

Tania said...

Wow. Way to bite the hand that feeds you. I don't think she'll ever die. I think she'll be in her 60s looking 90 and we'll still hear of her shenanigans. The woman is a straight up criminal.

PugsterMom said...

She's a sociopath. A real one. No doubt about it.

Anonymous said...

I know gossip is just a fun guilty pleasure but when most of the posts are about sick drug addicts that are falling apart in front of our eyes... the gossip just isn't really fun anymore

PugsterMom said...

I agree. I get absolutely no enjoyment whatsoever from reading about people like her. None. Most of the time I refuse to read these particular blurbs and I shouldn't have read this one. All it does is depress me. A wasted life that will end badly.

Anonymous said...

I know...bring on the endless cheating scandals and the bitchy rivalries! And get lohag to rehab stat!

Unknown said...

So, to turn to the superficial -- I know that Louboutin shoes have the red soles. It's his trademark.

Would the red wear off like that? Or has LL painted the soles with red nail polish and made her own?

I'll never be able to afford Louboutins (and I don't think I could wear sky high heels anymore), so I'm just wondering.

BTW, I think Lindsay is beyond saving at this point. I cannot conjure any scenario where she gets a wake up call and turns her life around.

auntliddy said...

I think most if us have more of a " holy shit, why isnt anyone helping her!!!!" vibe when it comes to her. It just goes to show, rich or poor, an addict has a right to destroy themselves and there isnt a damn thing u can do about it.

auntliddy said...

Well, as a female i know this sacrilege, but i dont know or care about shoes. Wear sneakers every day. I admire them on others, just not for me. So idk why red soles, and dont know if it comes off. But it makes sense the coloring would wear off after a while.

Miel*8 said...

Lol doing the tootsies means something entirely different to her

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