Friday, March 01, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Natalie Portman seems to be checking to see if her face is numb. Dentist appointment?

Paris Jackson is in that whole Pink Floyd portion of her life. Plays Another Brick In The Wall on continuous loop while screaming at Katherine about school. Swears she will lose her virginity to Comfortably Numb.
This is the brilliance that results from the secret menu at Chipotle. Quesarito. I'm not sure what the yellow stuff is though. Not part of my regular food groups.
Reese Witherspoon picking up the tabloids but making sure no one can see which ones.
This is Seal's new girlfriend. She used to be a Power Ranger. They have spent the past three days and nights together after meeting Tuesday. Does that make them girlfriend/boyfriend or just in lust?
Salma Hayek and Jada Pinkett Smith. Interesting combo.
Shakira and her boyfriend and their baby. Or the laundry. Probably the baby.
Seth MacFarlane shows himself for the first time since Sunday night. Wow he is skinny.
Tina Fey and her family in Florida. I feel like I am watching Mad Men.

47 comments:

Amber said...

Two things:

#1: Why did Paris Jackson start going to Kate Gosselin's hair stylist?

#2: Is that a shout out to all of us on Burrito Whore Island?!

dragon said...

That's is not Natalie portan. That looks like crack head version of hilary swank in boys dont cry

greenmountaingal said...

That burrito looks good. Man, I hate dieting.

Seth McFarlane is cute.

Is that a Salma/Jada reveal, Enty????

I like Paris Jackson's look here. Reminds me of my high school days.

FS said...

Is Seth McFarlane gay? I've seen that floated somewhere in the last week or so and it was the first time I'd heard it.

I love Tina Fey and her very appropriate bathing suit that is very similar to one that I wear.

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Matt & Jess said...

If that is Natalie Portman then she must have had her limps plumped and that is what she's feeling for

Derek Harvey said...

no well in hell thats Natalie Portman----say what you want about the girl (I personally like her) but she is stunning---especially without make-up. And dont get too comfortable posting food pics enty---this is an entertainment site not an 18 year olds instagram account

LottaColada said...

I guess enty is acknowledging that we ARE his burrito whores.

Livia said...

Is it wrong that when I saw the burrito my nethers got a little moist? It's pavlovian, man.

dragon said...

@Lotta but he said we are not part of his regular food groupp. is that a shade? *squint Eyes*

prolixe said...

Poor Natalie. My lips looked like that after a root canal. I do love her, though. She was fantastic in Black Swan, and by all accounts is an extremely intelligent woman.


@dragon, he's saying he's not sure what the yellow stuff - corn - is because it's not part of his regular food groups (ie., no veggies in the bacon & booze diet).

Seal's new girlfriend is pretty!

Love the Tina Fey/Mad Men connection! She's so awesome. My celeb BFF.


lazyday603 said...

The worst trap to fall into in the late 70's was conversation with a stoner obsessed with Pink Floyd. I still have PTSD about not being able to extricate myself from those people.

Gayeld said...

@Livia. If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

dragon said...

@prolix. oh okay. lol

portlandjewel said...

Enty, corn is a grain not a vegetable! It's safe for you!

hunter said...

I told my friend the other day about Salma Hayek's boob job & she was like no way!

Why am I the only one who remembers that? I swear they make her look fatter than if she'd stuck with the originals which were already quite nice.

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La La Lady said...

I like Natalie Portman so I feel bad guessing but is this a reveal for the actress's who swore she would never get plastic surgery yet there she was walking out of the Dr.'s office?

parissucksliterally said...

It is my absolute pleasure to ignore anything to do with Paris Jackson.

Saritex said...

That looks more like Jennifer Mayer than Natalie Portman

yodelay said...

@lazyday, it still is. They should warn kids about it at freshman orientation.

GemTwist said...

Your man's gotta thing for Reese, doesn't he Wendy?

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Mikey said...

Told ya Enty reads the comments.

whocaresnow12 said...

Don't you know every man in Hollywood is gay or a man whore :-/

Ms Cool said...

Is Natalie Portman sick?

Erik said...

Burritos? Meh. Give me a burrito bol any day.

smash said...

Burrito loving cat lady whore!! Whoot whoot!! ;)

ethorne said...

Whorritos 4 life!

curlyhairslacker said...

Yeah, Natalie's lips look super puffy. Yuck.

I love Chipotle guacamole, it is delicious.

Paris, ITA on the Paris Jackson comment.

katydid said...

I guess he does read the comments! Burritos for everyone! You little whores......

prolixe said...

Whoreitos, hahaha! That was great!

Della said...

I WANT CHIPOLTE!

JSierra said...

I guess Enty does read the comments. Or someone let him know that all his little whores will give it up for burritos. For the record, I prefer Freebirds.

lutefisk said...

Resse looks great for someone who recently had a baby. She and Natalie dress for comfort. I hate seeing Gwen Stefani completely made up every time she leaves her home.

katydid said...

Jsierra Freebirds rocks. I wonder if Enty will stop talking about bacon now and only discuss burritos?

Whoreitos forever!

We need satin jackets a la Grease 2! Shocky?

Kloie said...

I loved Freebirds when I lived in Texas. Now that I'm elsewhere, I have to have my chipotle fix instead.

Popnursing said...

Whorritos. I'm laughing my ass off.

You win.

iknowpeople said...

He and Charlize apparently hooked up, so maybe the latter.

Diana G said...

I have a feeling Chipotle will be bombarded this weekend. ;-)

Shocky said...

Oh hell yeah, @katy

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jel said...

Freebirds!

AKM said...

OMG, what is the deal with all of the "burrito whore" mentions?! Apparently B. Profane said something on some thread or something? I am SO lost and I can't find said thread. I asked yesterday for an explanation, and so far no one has helped me. :-)

ethorne said...

@AKM-blind item #1 on Thursday & blind item #2 on Friday.

*whorritos 4 life*

Goodnight said...

Does Paris Jackson have a tattoo...?

AKM said...

Thanks, ethorne. Haven't caught up yet, but I'm sure it's interesting. Maybe I'm a whorrito, too, and I just don't know it yet! :-)