Thursday, March 07, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

January Jones demonstrates what happens if you drink too much during the day while Renee Zellweger and Zoe Saldana get to know each other.

Fergie and her baby bump head to lunch.
Yes, it is Ashley Greene but look at the guy photobombing in the back.
Also being photobombed is Kirsten Dunst.
No photobombing. Just Hilary Duff and her son.
LaToya Jackson was filming her reality show while thinking of ways to exploit her niece and nephews.
I'm not sure what Jessica Biel is wearing here.
Jessica Chastain and her boyfriend in Paris.
The amazing Joan Collins.

45 comments:

skimpymist said...

Love photo bombs.
Jessica biel looks so old. Someone get her a better stylist please.

greenmountaingal said...

Joan Collins is such a hot bitch.

I was not expecting Jessica Chastain's boyfriend to be that guy. I pictured her with a hot brawny, bearded salt of the earth type man.

Kirsten Dunst kinda looks like Hillary Clinton there.

Fuggie Fergie looks like a mess.

I don't even know what to say about that first picture.

Izzie Marceaux said...

OMG, the JJ snoozing is hilarious!

I wonder if KiKi is the reveal for the "where have you been" actress, with Spiderman as the huge movie.

Biel stole my Hefty bags!!

Looking good, Joan Collins!

My favorite photobomber - from Dlisted, this guy is giving Kanye the stink-eye!

libby said...

Renee & Zoe would make a hot couple....They're the perfect size for each other too.
Did they ever work together?

kriss_t said...

Renee & Zoe chatting?
As Bradley Cooper's ears start Ringing!!!

MontanaMarriott said...

KD's flushed face talk about alcoholic bloat.

mistang said...

I love how everyone just lets JJ sleep it off. "Eh we've all been there honey."

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Mooshki said...

If Hilary doesn't watch out, she's going to blow through all of her and her husband's money paying the paps to photograph her every day.

Nervous Nelly said...

As a former heavy drinker (almost 2 years sober, f*ck yeah!), I can easily spot alcohol bloat and let me tell you Kiki has got it. Hope she gets help soon...

Anna Nonymous said...

JJ looks ashamed of herself. Not just hung over. Joan Collins is a legend, such glamour. Remember the reveal that under her wigs she's bald? The wigs do look great. Chastain has a man? I thought she was from the island of Lesbos?

libby said...

Anna, I'm glad you mentioned it. Because I *think* EVERY female in this series has been subject to those rumors.
Maybe it's just a coincidence, because so many rumors out there. But still. Those rumors are why MY first thought was Zoe & Renee hooking up, and not their KNOWN BCoop connection. duh.

LottaColada said...

Ewww I thought Fergie & her friend were Snooki & Jwoww being "more mature"

JJ isn't snoozing, she is hanging her head in shame for what she did to Miley I tell you!!! Haha yeah right.

nicksauntie said...

@Karrots: I thought that picture of Joan Collins was Bethany Frankel!

g.strathmore said...

I love Michael K's description of January's outfit:

"And here's January Jonesingforyourman at the Miu Miu show in Paris today. This is what it would look like if Martian Girl from Mars Attack! was in a remake of Valley of the Dolls."

Sherry said...

Kirsten Dunst is looking matronly.

CanadianMiss said...

All these photos of people wearing sandals and shorts and green things growing make me stabby. We still have another month of snow, and over 2 months till we can start gardening. March makes me want to lock myself in a room and cry.

auntliddy said...

Joan collins always looks like a former madam.

cmac said...

Ashley Greene is starving...and she still can't get work.

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parissucksliterally said...

You beat me to it. I was going to say JJ looks like she is hanging her head in shame...lol

Renoblondee said...

I was also gonna say Ashley is stick thin. Yeesh. Joan is amazing and so is her sister Jackie!

Sherry said...

OMG! I love Jessica Chastain's boots...I literally laughed out loud at the picture of JJ..Notice how none of the women want to talk to her..January Jonesingforyourman is right!

Biel...what the hell are you wearing. This poor woman needs a stylist that doesn't hate her. Jeebus she dresses so terribly!

GypsyGirl said...

Hellllloooo Fella w. jessica chastain! He is one dapper fella

urban chaos said...

Love Joan Collins- I think my love for her is why I am addicted to rhobh and Lisa.

Ashley G is so non descript, she just blends in. And fergie fergs- there's tousled and there's messy- get a brush dear.

Patience Grasshopper said...

January Jones looks to be sitting on a wooden chair. All I can think of is the chance of slivers on her upper thighs in the getup she has on! Ouch!

Mooshki said...

CanadianMiss, I started my seedlings so they'll be ready to plant in two months, and they're the only thing giving me hope. (I'm in Minnesota, aka: The Other Canada.)

MrWolf said...

Jessica Chastain with a man? Yikes.

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Hazeldazel said...

KiKi's got the alchie bloat alright but I WANT THOSE KITTY SHOES!!!!! Soooo kawaii!!!!! Squeeeeeee!!!

califblondy said...

Joan Collins gets better with age doesn't she?

I like January's outfit, but the popular girls are sure giving her the cold shoulder.

mistang said...

@Hazel - I love using kawaii every chance I get! What's great is no one looks at me funny when I say it out here in Hawaii. Of course the family in Texas thinks I'm frickin insane, especially since I tend to change my voice when I say it. I can't help it. :)

warmislandsun said...

Renee Z is just a sweetheart.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Guess this a reveal for JJ: the alcoholic mom who needs friends to keep her from dying of alcoholpoisoning/weird behavior.

dragon said...

BREAKING NEWS: Justin Beiber Collapse and was sent to the hospital.

Dude might be annoying but hope he okay

nudibelle said...

it looks like someone put baby in the corner
that's saddest front row picture ever taken

Einstein DeGeneres said...

How come no one thinks that Renee and Zoe are a blind reveal for the academy award winner seducing an A- list actress?

PS said...

Eeeeek! Rene!!! You been holding out!! Phone the f*ck home before that thing falls off your hand!!

LottaColada said...

@dragon- ohhh shit, time for rehab?

katydid said...

I don't know if I love the Betty Draper character too much and I usually hate a man stealing hussie but god damn JJ is good for gossip she reminds me of Elizabeth Taylor with her drunken, baby daddy, man stealing, drunk at a show exploits. There's something in the gossip lover in me that thinks she's great!

Elle said...

There was this Carrie Fisher written/produced movie on the other night called - These Old Broads - with Joan Collins, Shirley McLaine and Debbie Reynolds. God damn Joan Collins is hot! She did the damn splits in a dance number!!!

Mango said...

I wonder if JJ drooled on herself...

KK = Frumpy

I hope those are clip on bangs and Jessica Biel didn't deliberately cut and style that thing on her forehead. She's pretty bad from the neck down, too. What the fug indeed!

mae reeves said...

Lol. That. Love MK

Anna Nonymous said...

LOLing too over JanuaryJonesingforyourman, but only after she's had a few cocktails!

Snapdragon said...

@kriss_t:
Renee & Zoe chatting?
As Bradley Cooper's ears start Ringing!!!


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